Best/worst thing you saw on the school bus?

armaghlad

Stolen from a thread on twitter - some funny stories.

Back in first year we used to each pay one of my friends 20p to fire insults at the 7th years: “joe you big stupid cúnt” “your da’s gay” and so on. He and his schoolbag would then be trailed up to the back of the bus and put under one of the seats and kept there until the end of the journey with a few digs and the odd wedgie thrown in for good measure

sullivlo

armaghlad wrote: »

Stolen from a thread on twitter - some funny stories.

Back in first year we used to each pay one of my friends 20p to fire insults at the 7th years: “joe you big stupid cúnt” “your da’s gay” and so on. He and his schoolbag would then be trailed up to the back of the bus and put under one of the seats and kept there until the end of the journey with a few digs and the odd wedgie thrown in for good measure

Omg. Too funny.

NSAman

Quite a few years ago, school bus driver was drunk after school for the pick up. Two fifth year students drove everyone home, (those were the days) they may have been dropped off two hours late, but they made it home..;)

MrMusician18

So we're going to celebrate bullying? I'd that the aim of the thread OP?

Hangdogroad

I remember a girl in our class going up to bus driver she fancied to ask him out, she was about 17 he probably late 20s. I think she got his number. This was circa 1988. Yer man looked kind of like Chris De Burgh.

Sac O Spuds

7th years? Jaysus ye must be woeful thick altogether.

Badly Drunk Boy

Sac O Spuds wrote: »

7th years? Jaysus ye must be woeful thick altogether.

UK people.

JohnnyFlash

I remember the vibrations on the bus would cause a young Johnnyflash to get unwanted boners. Always awkward trying to hide them with your jacket, or doing that thing where you tucked it into the waist of your trousers.

A young wan lost a bet one day and went topless


She was my cousin

Church on Tuesday

The wheels going round and round.

Yamanoto

Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »

UK people.

'Sickth form'

Nordies :rolleyes:

Montage of Feck

Church on Tuesday wrote: »

The wheels going round and round.

On some of the old wrecks that were used by Bus Eireann you be lucky if the wheels did go round and round.

CardBordWindow

I saw a kid pick some chewing gum out from under the seat and eat it. :eek:

El Weirdo

Church on Tuesday

Montage of Feck wrote: »

On some of the old wrecks that were used by Bus Eireann you be lucky if the wheels did go round and round.

I always hoped they wouldn't

Could be something out of Mad Max those things.

lolie

Back in national school a lad a few classes older than me wound not messing with a football after been told a few times to sit down and stop by the bus driver.
Driver got pissed of and slamed on the brakes and the lad went flying down the centre of the bus and busted his mouth of the metal pole behind the driver seat.
The driver stopped and attended to him but nothing ever came of it and he's still driving the same route 30 yrs later.

Best thing was the big bump at the butt of a hill.

skooterblue2

CardBordWindow wrote: »

I saw a kid pick some chewing gum out from under the seat and eat it. :eek:

MODs!!!
Please provide eye bleach so I can unsee that post!!!

razorblunt

Never had the privilege of a school bus, living in a city. Plenty to be seen on the usual bus route to and from school.

Used the schoolbus in the Gaeltacht, driver was belting around the back roads and had to slam on the breaks. Everyone went flying , myself and another lad ended up in the steps down, lads upside down. Except for one girl who remained in her seat entirely. Her words were "I don't understand how that happened".

Ten of Swords

LeYouth

Does a bus full of engine fumes count? Ah the 90s, what a great time to be alive.

we are talking the 70s we got the bus to secondary school, anyway the drive who must have been 70 and the bus nearly as old, he keep a shillelagh stick beside him if things got out of hand he would just suddenly stop the bus could be anywhere get up wave the stick and shout then sit down and take off again.

blinding

Hangdogroad wrote: »

I remember a girl in our class going up to bus driver she fancied to ask him out, she was about 17 he probably late 20s. I think she got his number. This was circa 1988. Yer man looked kind of like Chris De Burgh.

She had a Werewolf Fetish at 17 years old ! !:eek:

blinding

Sometimes we would be fighting on the bus and maybe one or two would end up in the doorbell of the bus. Mostly not 100% fighting maybe 80% or so. We might tickle some of the Girls ( probably get locked up for it nowadays ). All pretty harmless.