Bad time for extramarital affairs

bitofabind

I'm just after reading this article about yer scientist wan that's leading the UK government's Covid advice and just said "had the bit on the side over, lol soz I quit".

And kinda got to thinking, how shyte of a time it must be for married cheaters right now. Holed up in the house with their family and kids and secret weekend trysts in hotels are no more.

Will extramarital affairs die a death in these challenging/unprecedented/crazy times?

Neames

People won't even shake your hand these days.

The potential for the extra marital leg over is zero.

Harry Palmr

Please think of burglars in this time of need.

riffmongous

Porklife

My single male friends are fit to explode and I imagine STDs, affairs and general sexual debauchery will go through the roof when this is all over, particularly once pubs reopen.

My best mate has been hanging out in his back garden with his neighbour. They have beers and chats over the wall. At first when I asked did he fancy her, his response was " jesus no - she's bet down and a proper knacker" (he has a way with words).
Earlier on he messaged and said of the same neighbour
"Jesus Christ I'm close to climbing that wall and climbing her till my ballbag bursts"
Curious to see how these two lovebirds pan out

LeYouth

Porklife wrote: »

My single male friends are fit to explode and I imagine STDs, affairs and general sexual debauchery will go through the roof when this is all over, particularly once pubs reopen.

My best mate has been hanging out in his back garden with his neighbour. They have beers and chats over the wall. At first when I asked did he fancy her, his response was " jesus no - she's bet down and a proper knacker" (he has a way with words).
Earlier on he messaged and said of the same neighbour
"Jesus Christ I'm close to climbing that wall and climbing her till my ballbag bursts"
Curious to see how these two lovebirds pan out

Ah Anto and Jacinta I see. I thought they were supposed to be sterilized according to another thread on here.

Loafing Oaf

bitofabind wrote: »

I'm just after reading this article about yer scientist wan that's leading the UK government's Covid advice and just said "had the bit on the side over, lol soz I quit".

Should've brazened it out, told them he 'observed social distancing' during her visits:P

greenspurs

LeYouth wrote: »

Ah Anto and Jacinta I see. I thought they were supposed to be sterilized according to another thread on here.

woke....



:rolleyes:

cgcsb

If everyone got an STI test + treatment while in lockdown, we could eradicate all the world's STIs.

Irishphotodesk

cgcsb wrote: »

If everyone got an STI test + treatment while in lockdown, we could eradicate all the world's STIs.

Did you know some STIs can lay dormant in a person for some time.

everlast75

Porklife wrote: »

My single male friends are fit to explode

nigeldaniel

Why are people so up in the air over hanky panky. Have they nothing better to do! Go on answers on a postcard to the late late.

corks finest

It's always a bad time
( From an idiot who did and messed up my kids heads for a while for bloody sex)
Take it from me , what you have at home isnt worth messing it up

pgj2015

The husband has no choice but to leave her now, poor guy.

There was something off about that Ferguson dude from day one..
Seemed like a weirdo..
Poor enough out of the two of them, two kids and all..
But if he is very left wing would it be beyond the realms of possibility that the lockdown was perhaps politically motivated?..
Zizek said what we are in now is pretty much war time communism..

Dravokivich

nigeldaniel wrote: »

Why are people so up in the air over hanky panky. Have they nothing better to do! Go on answers on a postcard to the late late.

A shower beforehand! :pac:

blackbird98

play safe - straight in - no kissing!!!!

drake70

blackbird98 wrote: »

play safe - straight in - no kissing!!!!

Rubber suit with full facemask will sort that out

or so i've been told

mikhail

drake70 wrote: »

Rubber suit with full facemask will sort that out

or so i've been told

Or there's the Naked Gun approach:

drake70

mikhail wrote: »

Or there's the Naked Gun approach:

Sadly currently unavailable on Amazon

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Festartikel-M%C3%BCller-GmbH-Full-Condom/dp/B000VLXFPK

Edgware

drake70 wrote: »

Rubber suit with full facemask will sort that out

or so i've been told

And then "bend over and face Dingle"

Church on Tuesday

Porklife wrote: »

My single male friends are fit to explode and I imagine STDs, affairs and general sexual debauchery will go through the roof when this is all over, particularly once pubs reopen.

My best mate has been hanging out in his back garden with his neighbour. They have beers and chats over the wall. At first when I asked did he fancy her, his response was " jesus no - she's bet down and a proper knacker" (he has a way with words).
Earlier on he messaged and said of the same neighbour
"Jesus Christ I'm close to climbing that wall and climbing her till my ballbag bursts"
Curious to see how these two lovebirds pan out

Good to see romance is alive and well in these uncertain times.