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Reincarnation

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  • 29-04-2020 11:43pm
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    Corona20
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    Folks and I had a debate recently due to isolation and beer about which animal would be the best to be reincarnated as.
    Me a tortoise as pros : they are laid back creatures with a house/protection on his back.
    Cons : not very attractive but doesnt stop them getting the ride as tortoises arent very fussy.
    So what you coming back as and why?


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    uch
    Registered Users Posts: 7,008 ✭✭✭uch


    A tin of Carnation caramel, Everybody knows I like Cake, but at least I'll make yiz make an effort to open the tin

    21/25



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    GooglePlus
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    I'd want to be an animal with some form of intelligence.

    Tortoise might be chill but for all we know it could be just constant "Uuuuuuuuuh" up top.

    Imagine 200 years of "Uuuuuuuuuh" and eating grass.


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    Wtf ?
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 343 ✭✭Wtf ?


    As a discussion topic reincarnation is coming back...:rolleyes:


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    Corona20
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    GooglePlus wrote: »
    I'd want to be an animal with some form of intelligence.

    Tortoise might be chill but for all we know it could be just constant "Uuuuuuuuuh" up top.

    Imagine 200 years of "Uuuuuuuuuh" and eating grass.

    Yeah but 200 years of no worries and just chilling and uuuuuh. Whats not to like?


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    Corona20
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    Wtf ? wrote: »
    As a discussion topic reincarnation is coming back...:rolleyes:

    Got anything better wtf?


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    uch
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    Hold on a minute, I forgot to put in a reference to Cake, Victoria Sponge

    21/25



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    Wtf ?
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    Corona20 wrote: »
    Got anything better wtf?
    Best I can manage,sorry


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    Esel
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    Berties_Horse wrote: »
    Coming back as a dolphin so I can flip people off.
    Flip the OP over and they're fupped.

    Not your ornery onager



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    GooglePlus
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    Corona20 wrote: »
    Yeah but 200 years of no worries and just chilling and uuuuuh. Whats not to like?

    I suppose if you don't know you want to kill yourself, you'll never want to kill yourself.

    I wouldn't mind being able to fly, that'd be a bit of craic for a while until I get a mad horn for a worm.


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    Corona20
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    GooglePlus wrote: »
    I suppose if you don't know you want to kill yourself, you'll never want to kill yourself.

    I wouldn't mind being able to fly, that'd be a bit of craic for a while until I get a mad horn for a worm.

    Because flies are super intelligent and eat sh*t and fly at closed windows constantly thinking they will escape?


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    GooglePlus
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    Corona20 wrote: »
    Because flies are super intelligent and eat sh*t and fly at closed windows constantly thinking they will escape?

    Why would I want to be a fly?

    I said I would like to fly and if I had to pick, I'd choose a crow. They're one of the most intelligent animals on this planet.

    I could take a **** on your shell and you couldn't do a thing about it.


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    Widdershins
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    Where is the idea that you'd be reincarnated as an animal coming from?


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    FanadMan
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    A sloth.
    I'm coming back as a sloth.....

    I'll hang upside down from a tree.
    I'll move about a meter a day.
    I'll eat when I need to.
    I'll sleep a lot.
    I'll be cute.


    I'm already 3 of the 5 above already so almost there.


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    Widdershins wrote: »
    Where is the idea that you'd be reincarnated as an animal coming from?

    Dunno. It seems to come - die off - and come back every so often.


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