Why do country people have bigger ears?

nails1

I mean they’re at least an inch or two bigger than the Dubs ears yet their penises are an inch or an two smaller the Dubs #mayoforsalad

NSAman

nails1 wrote: »

I mean they’re at least an inch or two bigger than the Dubs ears yet their penises are an inch or an two smaller the Dubs #mayoforsalad

So basically you are saying Dublin in full of bigger p***ks than outside Dublin?

Rothko

How do you know how big their penises are?

NSAman

Rothko wrote: »

How do you know how big their penises are?

Isn’t it obvious by his name? He has been nailed more than a hob nailed boot.

un5byh7sqpd2x0

Leo Cullen is a Dub.

JeffreyEpspeen

I have a big nose. Is that a deal-breaker for women? I'm 6'3 for reference.

LeYouth

Lame-ass trolling attempt. 1 out of 10.

DEFTLEFTHAND

Zackary Prickly Cervix wrote: »

Leo Cullen is a Dub.

He looks like an alien.

Tandey

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

He looks like an alien.

Well, as he said, Cullen is a Dub.

Bobblehats

DEFTLEFTHAND wrote: »

He looks like an alien.

I’d have cast him as the BFG. But sometimes he reminds me of Barlow

tabby aspreme

Zackary Prickly Cervix wrote: »

Leo Cullen is a Dub.

He looks very like Prince Charles.

The Tetrarch

The OP is released from the pressure of studying for his Junior Cert (cancelled for 2020).

Thinkingaboutit

Truly AH is a second Atheneum. What wisdom. /s

Church on Tuesday

We are mutants TBH.

Edgware

nails1 wrote: »

I mean they’re at least an inch or two bigger than the Dubs ears yet their penises are an inch or an two smaller the Dubs #mayoforsalad

Eating proper food does that. Its a well known fact that Dublin Coddle restricts brain development

Wanderer2010

nails1 wrote: »

I mean they’re at least an inch or two bigger than the Dubs ears yet their penises are an inch or an two smaller the Dubs #mayoforsalad

Were you normal before the lockdown?

con___manx1

Zackary Prickly Cervix wrote: »

Leo Cullen is a Dub.

he is surely a contender for biggest ears in the country

untitled no. 1

I always remembered how Leo Veradkar had bigger ears than Simon Coveney (country person) when they were running against each other.

unhappys10

Dubs live in a ****hole on the edge of Europe and think they're above the rest of the country. Try moving to a real city.

Antares35

Probably something to do with the fact that they have to know everyone's business but nobody can know theirs - so bigger ears for taking in the gossip and smaller mouths in case they give too much away.

chosen1

Tandey wrote: »

Well, as he said, Cullen is a Dub.

Is he not from Wicklow originally?

biko

Because people from outside the pale are so polite and soft spoken

Better Than Christ

All the better to hear "who's after dying" with.

Badly Drunk Boy

NSAman wrote: »

So basically you are saying Dublin in full of bigger p***ks than outside Dublin?

And with the bigger ears, we can hear the whinging Dubs more clearly?

I love The Fall but I think they'd be in the Dub camp:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiAic_KqBlI

chicorytip

A medical fact - the human ear never stops growing. It continues to increase in size throughout the duration of an adults life.
The penis, however, does not.

nthclare

nails1 wrote: »

I mean they’re at least an inch or two bigger than the Dubs ears yet their penises are an inch or an two smaller the Dubs #mayoforsalad

I've never been so triggered in all my visits to board's...how dare you suggest that Dubs have smaller ears.

Although bigger ears hear music at a higher depth of clarity, it's all in the swirls loike !!!

fergiesfolly

Ah, leave poor Nails1 alone.
Must be tough there in Dublin, on lockdown in his one bed apartment, staring at Disney+ for fourteen hours a day with only a pigeon on the window sill for company.
Spare a thought as ye wander around your fullsized houses with actual gardens ( plant pot on the window sill doesn't count) for the poor Jackeens.
It must be like being in Mountjoy. But with poorer food and worse views.

nthclare

fergiesfolly wrote: »

Ah, leave poor Nails1 alone.
Must be tough there in Dublin, on lockdown in his one bed apartment, staring at Disney+ for fourteen hours a day with only a pigeon on the window sill for company.
Spare a thought as ye wander around your fullsized houses with actual gardens ( plant pot on the window sill doesn't count) for the poor Jackeens.
It must be like being in Mountjoy. But with poorer food and worse views.

Isn't it great to be in the country side, flora and fauna and money in our pocket's, fresh air in our lungs and no desire for opulence and feeling ostensibly better than those less fortunate.

Being indoctrinated to think that your life isn't worth living if you don't work 20 hrs a week in a fluff job, imagine being a coder like seriously...

This reminds me I better order those Red Wing Iron Ranger's, and a new Bellstaff Trial master jacket and a pair of Trialobite parado blues'.

Keep it kuntry loike

fergiesfolly

nthclare wrote: »

Isn't it great to be in the country side, flora and fauna and money in our pocket's, fresh air in our lungs and no desire for opulence and feeling ostensibly better than those less fortunate.

Being indoctrinated to think that your life isn't worth living if you don't work 20 hrs a week in a fluff job, imagine being a coder like seriously...

This reminds me I better order those Red Wing Iron Ranger's, and a new Bellstaff Trial master jacket and a pair of Trialobite parado blues'.

Keep it kuntry loike

And they'll tell us how sophisticated they are because they have couple of museums and a few gorillas locked in cages in a zoo. But their biggest tourist attraction is a brewery and they're most popular past time are gangland slayings.

Breathe deep my country cousins.

Edgware

fergiesfolly wrote: »

Ah, leave poor Nails1 alone.
Must be tough there in Dublin, on lockdown in his one bed apartment, staring at Disney+ for fourteen hours a day with only a pigeon on the window sill for company.
Spare a thought as ye wander around your fullsized houses with actual gardens ( plant pot on the window sill doesn't count) for the poor Jackeens.
It must be like being in Mountjoy. But with poorer food and worse views.

And less sex