Questions that Trump has probably asked at some point

Akrasia

Why can’t we just inject people with disinfectant?


Yes I know that’s cheating to use a question he has just actually asked, but Christ if this was on his radar, what other stuff must have crossed his mind over the years?

Why can’t we just move all the criminals to a prison in Space?

Kylta

When I get to heaven the first thing I'll do is
make god the vice president, and sack St Peter for letting immigrants in

Personally speaking i did like the plan with a moat and alligators/snakes in it, for border control



Just so everyone knows im not completely nuts

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/01/us/politics/trump-border-wars.html

alchemist33

Albert Einstein, he's a smart guy. Why can't we ask him for help?

fryup

is there anyway to make Dettol taste less bitter??

Kylta

fryup wrote: »

is there anyway to make Dettol taste less bitter??

Add bleach and leave it out in the sun for 30mins

The Tetrarch

I'm president, why is my face not on dollar bills? They do it for the Queen.
That Putin is a smart guy. Do you think he would be interested in running the CIA?
Does rice gives you coronavirus? Look what happened to the Chinese.

Pauliedragon

He made it too complicated. The hand sanitizers are all high in alcohol which kills the virus so if we all just get pissed every day the virus will die and it's more fun than injections.

Pauliedragon

Pauliedragon wrote: »

He made it too complicated. The hand sanitizers are all high in alcohol which kills the virus so if we all just get pissed every day the virus will die and it's more fun than injections.

This pretty much seems to be,what alot of people are doing

ShedTower

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This pretty much seems to be,what alot of people are doing

Guilty as charged

Pherekydes

How come the New Jersey Generals never won the Superbowl?

Is Washington DC really not in Washington state?

Are women people?

Birneybau

Are those my feet?

YFlyer

fryup wrote: »

is there anyway to make Dettol taste less bitter??

Paul McGrath was rumoured for drinking it.

Caegan

If I **** Ivanka is it incest? Also what is incest?

Deja Boo

"'Mr. President, please, for the good of the people of Pennsylvania, stop winning, stop creating all of these jobs, stop creating all of this product. Please, sir, please stop winning.'' And I said to them - and I will say to them 'we're never going to stop winning because nobody's ever won like what's happened over the last couple of years. Nobody's ever won like we're winning.'" ~Trump

Sound familiar?

gammygils

Outlaw Pete

lol. Would seem Trump was ahead of you all :P

valoren

He peddled detonating nuclear weapons inside the eye of large, encroaching Hurricanes to inhibit them before they hit mainland USA during a security briefing. - “I got it. I got it. Why don’t we nuke them?”

“They start forming off the coast of Africa, as they’re moving across the Atlantic, we drop a bomb inside the eye of the hurricane and it disrupts it. Why can’t we do that?”

You'd love to have pressed him to explain how exactly it would disrupt them only to see him say "Hey, I'm naht a Pruhfessa" in that New Yorker twang.

tabby aspreme

Do you think that journalist is a 10? "sit close to me young lady "

Kylta

If only the world was full of Trumps

fryup

hey could we arm teachers? that one he actually asked ...

*in front of relatives of victims of a school shooting i might add