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Should Boardsies be allowed to have children?

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  • 23-04-2020 7:55pm
    #1
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭


    Personally I'm undecided, as we're stuck behind pseudonyms and keyboards so there's no easy way to tell how attractive y'all are.


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    andekwarhola
    Registered Users Posts: 4,638 ✭✭✭andekwarhola


    With or without factoring in immaculate conception during all nighter Jolt Cola and gaming sessions?


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    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    andekwarhola wrote: »
    With or without factoring in immaculate conception during all nighter Jolt Cola and gaming sessions?

    Immaculate conception is why I always laugh at Christians advocating abstinence-only sex education. If they truly believe their own religion, then abstinence isn't 100% effective :pac:


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    robertpatterson
    Registered Users Posts: 930 ✭✭✭robertpatterson


    hatrickpatrick wrote: »
    Immaculate conception is why I always laugh at Christians advocating abstinence-only sex education. If they truly believe their own religion, then abstinence isn't 100% effective :pac:

    Not all Christians believe in the immaculate conception


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    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users Posts: 8,291 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    yes, but not with each other


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    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users Posts: 8,291 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    hatrickpatrick wrote: »
    Immaculate conception is why I always laugh at Christians advocating abstinence-only sex education. If they truly believe their own religion, then abstinence isn't 100% effective :pac:

    thats not what the immaculate conception refers to...


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    Better Than Christ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭Better Than Christ


    Quantum Erasure wrote: »
    yes, but not with each other

    I'm fairly sure that's happened.

    (probably involved a ****, a Pyrex jar, An Post and a turkey baster)


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    #8
    Sleeper12
    Registered Users Posts: 16,940 ✭✭✭✭Sleeper12


    Aren't most boardies children?


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    #9
    Church on Tuesday
    Registered Users Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    Please open the ****ing pubs.


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    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Church on Tuesday wrote: »
    Please open the ****ing pubs.
    What's a pub...i can't remember?


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    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    There is an upside ...i am probably going to die in childbirth ...so there is that. It would be just my luck..also i've had weird dreams about it.


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    M.T. Cranium
    Registered Users Posts: 14,372 ✭✭✭✭M.T. Cranium


    Too late, I already had some.


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    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users Posts: 13,075 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    M.T. Cranium wrote: »
    Too late, I already had some.

    They're only the ones you know about :D

    To thine own self be true



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    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    M.T. Cranium wrote: »
    Too late, I already had some.
    Were they delicious?


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    #15
    fleet_admiral
    Registered Users Posts: 3,747 ✭✭✭fleet_admiral


    If the flys on the walls of boards beers 12/13 years ago could only talk....


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    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users Posts: 15,176 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    fleet_admiral wrote: »
    If the flys on the walls of boards beers 12/13 years ago could only talk....
    Those flies would be long dead by now admiral. Flies only live 28 days.


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    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users Posts: 30,322 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Here's my family.
    I'm the big one one Butter, she's the next Cheesy and our two kids Toffee and Salty!
    91%2BUo8w6OtL._SL1500_.jpg


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    #18
    Arghus
    Registered Users Posts: 14,373 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    I don't foresee it being a problem that I'll ever have to worry about.


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    #19
    knucklehead6
    Registered Users Posts: 6,749 ✭✭✭knucklehead6


    My missus is site banned. Does that mean that KH7 is site banned too, when he reached the age of digital consent?


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    Ultrflat
    Registered Users Posts: 1,016 ✭✭✭Ultrflat


    What if i don't want kids?


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    Potential-Monke
    Registered Users Posts: 13,850 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    Quantum Erasure wrote: »
    thats not what the immaculate conception refers to...

    For years I also confused the made up story of Mary being born without sin (whatever the fek that means?!) and the other made up story of her getting knocked up without getting the ride.
    Ultrflat wrote: »
    What if i don't want kids?

    If my honest friends are to be believed (they are), then stay well clear. I know I will, i'm internally laughing at all those who said I'd regret having them. I have little stress and not at all bothered by the lockdown, while they enter week 5 or so of trying to keep their little darlings entertained. People getting a reality shock at how much they actually have to parent now, seeing as they can't lob them off on other people for half the day now. I lol, I really do.

    I also laught at how you need a licence for basically everything, except children. Wanna get married? Get a licence. Wanna drive? Get a licence. Want to drink? Get an licenceID that proves you're at legal age to drink. Dog? Licence. Horse? Horse passport and licence depending on where you're keeping it. Wanna have kids? Go for gold, there's no age limit, and we'll even pay you to have them!


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    #22
    Annasopra
    Registered Users Posts: 40,980 ✭✭✭✭Annasopra


    hatrickpatrick wrote: »
    Personally I'm undecided, as we're stuck behind pseudonyms and keyboards so there's no easy way to tell how attractive y'all are.

    Is this thread about allowing parenthood or rating attractiveness?

    It was so much easier to blame it on Them. It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone's fault. If it was us, what did that make Me? After all, I'm one of Us. I must be. I've certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them. We're always one of Us. It's Them that do the bad things.

    Terry Pratchet



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    The chan chan man
    Registered Users Posts: 824 ✭✭✭The chan chan man


    Quantum Erasure wrote: »
    thats not what the immaculate conception refers to...

    I had to google that. I always thought it meant she didn’t get the leg over! Everyday‘s a school-day, thanks!


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    #24
    LeYouth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 161 ✭✭LeYouth


    No, I personally don't want children.


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    #25
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users Posts: 14,714 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    hatrickpatrick wrote: »
    Personally I'm undecided, as we're stuck behind pseudonyms and keyboards so there's no easy way to tell how attractive y'all are.

    Some of us are quite attractive.

    I know, because I've met them.


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    #26
    Immortal Starlight
    Registered Users Posts: 2,080 ✭✭✭Immortal Starlight


    I’ve a few that I’m willing to sell for the right price


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    #27
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    LeYouth wrote: »
    No, I personally don't want children.

    Ditto. Never felt the need or desire. Some people have this need to leave a mark on the world behind, as in children.

    i'm fine with leaving my book collection to someone instead. Probably a better gift to the world than any kids of mine. :D


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    #28
    CFlat
    Registered Users Posts: 2,787 ✭✭✭CFlat


    I like children, but I couldn't eat a full one.


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