Should Boardsies be allowed to have children?

hatrickpatrick

Personally I'm undecided, as we're stuck behind pseudonyms and keyboards so there's no easy way to tell how attractive y'all are.

andekwarhola

With or without factoring in immaculate conception during all nighter Jolt Cola and gaming sessions?

hatrickpatrick

andekwarhola wrote: »

With or without factoring in immaculate conception during all nighter Jolt Cola and gaming sessions?

Immaculate conception is why I always laugh at Christians advocating abstinence-only sex education. If they truly believe their own religion, then abstinence isn't 100% effective :pac:

robertpatterson

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Immaculate conception is why I always laugh at Christians advocating abstinence-only sex education. If they truly believe their own religion, then abstinence isn't 100% effective :pac:

Not all Christians believe in the immaculate conception

Quantum Erasure

yes, but not with each other

Quantum Erasure

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Immaculate conception is why I always laugh at Christians advocating abstinence-only sex education. If they truly believe their own religion, then abstinence isn't 100% effective :pac:

thats not what the immaculate conception refers to...

Better Than Christ

Quantum Erasure wrote: »

yes, but not with each other

I'm fairly sure that's happened.

(probably involved a ****, a Pyrex jar, An Post and a turkey baster)

Sleeper12

Aren't most boardies children?

Church on Tuesday

Please open the ****ing pubs.

ILoveYourVibes

Church on Tuesday wrote: »

Please open the ****ing pubs.

What's a pub...i can't remember?

ILoveYourVibes

There is an upside ...i am probably going to die in childbirth ...so there is that. It would be just my luck..also i've had weird dreams about it.

M.T. Cranium

Too late, I already had some.

Purple Mountain

M.T. Cranium wrote: »

Too late, I already had some.

They're only the ones you know about

ILoveYourVibes

M.T. Cranium wrote: »

Too late, I already had some.

Were they delicious?

fleet_admiral

If the flys on the walls of boards beers 12/13 years ago could only talk....

ILoveYourVibes

fleet_admiral wrote: »

If the flys on the walls of boards beers 12/13 years ago could only talk....

Those flies would be long dead by now admiral. Flies only live 28 days.

freshpopcorn

Here's my family.
I'm the big one one Butter, she's the next Cheesy and our two kids Toffee and Salty!

Arghus

I don't foresee it being a problem that I'll ever have to worry about.

knucklehead6

My missus is site banned. Does that mean that KH7 is site banned too, when he reached the age of digital consent?

Ultrflat

What if i don't want kids?

Potential-Monke

Quantum Erasure wrote: »

thats not what the immaculate conception refers to...

For years I also confused the made up story of Mary being born without sin (whatever the fek that means?!) and the other made up story of her getting knocked up without getting the ride.

Ultrflat wrote: »

What if i don't want kids?

If my honest friends are to be believed (they are), then stay well clear. I know I will, i'm internally laughing at all those who said I'd regret having them. I have little stress and not at all bothered by the lockdown, while they enter week 5 or so of trying to keep their little darlings entertained. People getting a reality shock at how much they actually have to parent now, seeing as they can't lob them off on other people for half the day now. I lol, I really do.

I also laught at how you need a licence for basically everything, except children. Wanna get married? Get a licence. Wanna drive? Get a licence. Want to drink? Get an licenceID that proves you're at legal age to drink. Dog? Licence. Horse? Horse passport and licence depending on where you're keeping it. Wanna have kids? Go for gold, there's no age limit, and we'll even pay you to have them!

Annasopra

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Personally I'm undecided, as we're stuck behind pseudonyms and keyboards so there's no easy way to tell how attractive y'all are.

Is this thread about allowing parenthood or rating attractiveness?

The chan chan man

Quantum Erasure wrote: »

thats not what the immaculate conception refers to...

I had to google that. I always thought it meant she didn’t get the leg over! Everyday‘s a school-day, thanks!

LeYouth

No, I personally don't want children.

Earthhorse

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Personally I'm undecided, as we're stuck behind pseudonyms and keyboards so there's no easy way to tell how attractive y'all are.

Some of us are quite attractive.

I know, because I've met them.

Immortal Starlight

I’ve a few that I’m willing to sell for the right price

LeYouth

LeYouth wrote: »

No, I personally don't want children.

Ditto. Never felt the need or desire. Some people have this need to leave a mark on the world behind, as in children.

i'm fine with leaving my book collection to someone instead. Probably a better gift to the world than any kids of mine.

CFlat

I like children, but I couldn't eat a full one.