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Guy:Incognito

in your backend

Quantum Erasure

things are starting to creak around the edges here, hopefully it holds together for a while yet

Ultrflat

my back end is fine




Squeeky clean :pac:

Harry Palmr

I genuinely fear for boards future at this stage

Atlantic Dawn

Is it the timing belt?

uch

Are you providing cake if I watch?

Podge201

Ann gets her coat.

uch

Ahh I Didn't realise it was a 503 error, that normally means you've been looking at too much Horn Pub and need a night out with yer mates

Arghus

It didn't feel like a legit pandemic until Boards disappeared.

Ultrflat

uch wrote: »

Are you providing cake if I watch?

I've got a fist?

EmmetSpiceland

Ultrflat wrote: »

my back end is fine




Squeeky clean :pac:

Not a fan of that “bath-like” bidets. Implies a lot of hand to hole scrubbing that you wouldn’t get with a more “fountain“ based model.

JeffreyEpspeen

There is a poster on YBIG called Double Maxim. He's on the forum all day every day and averages about 30 posts a day when you include all his alt accounts.

He spams the Sunderland thread to the point that that thread has more posts than i.e. the Celtic, Man Utd, Liverpool, Arsenal, Man City, Chelsea and Spurs threads.

He also doesn't know what a question mark is for.

Most of his posts are a variation of the following repeated ad nauseum.

"Joel Lynch and Ethan Embleton injury doubts for this Saturday?"
"Sunderland takeover rumoured on SSN?"
"Sunderland linked with [insert player]" (He does this with literally every single player they're linked with, no matter how baseless the rumour)
"Nothing beats Double Maxim beer emoji sunglasses emoji beer emoji"
"Cool peno by [insert player's initials]"
"Cracking finish by [insert player]"
"Agreed"
"Spot on"
"Exactly"

He also has an uncanny knack for editing comments which consist of a single sentence with four or five small words.

In essence, my belief is you could replace literally every single one of his posts with this 503 message and nobody would notice.

fryup

Ultrflat wrote: »

my back end is fine

Squeeky clean :pac:

must be mine then

Lundstram

JeffreyEpspeen wrote: »

There is a poster on YBIG called Double Maxim. He's on the forum all day every day and averages about 30 posts a day when you include all his alt accounts.

He spams the Sunderland thread to the point that that thread has more posts than i.e. the Celtic, Man Utd, Liverpool, Arsenal, Man City, Chelsea and Spurs threads.

He also doesn't know what a question mark is for.

Most of his posts are a variation of the following repeated ad nauseum.

"Joel Lynch and Ethan Embleton injury doubts for this Saturday?"
"Sunderland takeover rumoured on SSN?"
"Sunderland linked with [insert player]" (He does this with literally every single player they're linked with, no matter how baseless the rumour)
"Nothing beats Double Maxim beer emoji sunglasses emoji beer emoji"
"Cool peno by [insert player's initials]"
"Cracking finish by [insert player]"
"Agreed"
"Spot on"
"Exactly"

He also has an uncanny knack for editing comments which consist of a single sentence with four or five small words.

In essence, my belief is you could replace literally every single one of his posts with this 503 message and nobody would notice.

Is the irony of his username been pointed out to him?

Newcastle legend ASM = Double (name) Maxim?

uch

Ultrflat wrote: »

I've got a fist?

OOOhhhhhh Matron your awful

Ultrflat

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Not a fan of that “bath-like” bidets. Implies a lot of hand to hole scrubbing that you wouldn’t get with a more “fountain“ based model.

You're right I'm going Avocado with plastic tap heads.... And a Triton T190 :cool:I'll just man up an use single ply toilet paper too. :cool:

fryup

the 503 is back

Harry Palmr

Seems to be an evening thi

retro:electro

The site is completely unusable at this point and feels like it’s being held together with cellotape

banie01

I'd love the chance to play around with a backend!

branie2

It's happening a lot, and it's very annoying!

cj maxx

branie2 wrote: »

It's happening a lot, and it's very annoying!

I thought I found a fix. Unfollow the thread before you click.go to all posts by cj maxx etc.
It's all just pot luck

Sephiroth_dude

retro:electro wrote: »

The site is completely unusable at this point and feels like it’s being held together with cellotape

Its masking tape actually :pac:

biko

If it's unusable, how did you manage to post?

Ted_YNWA

biko wrote: »

If it's unusable, how did you manage to post?

You need to jiggle the flux capacitor to bypass it.

retro:electro

biko wrote: »

If it's unusable, how did you manage to post?

For a brief period last night between the site crashing completely and it redirecting me to posts made over a decade ago, I somehow managed. It got itself together eventually but the 503s seem to be happening more and more frequently lately.


Not that you were in any way genuine in your asking.

retro:electro

Sephiroth_dude wrote: »

Its masking tape actually :pac:

More like Mickey Mouse plasters