Chuck Norris

B.A._Baracus

Every time the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.






Always makes me giggle :pac:

endacl

LaFuton

i heard chuck norris counted to infinity. twice.

valoren

Chuck Norris tested positive for Covid-19.

The virus is now self-isolating for 14 days.

bazz26

LaFuton

i heard he makes onions cry, knows Victorias secret, can hear sign language and Death itself once had a near-chuck norris experience!

Your Face

Chuck Norris can smell sound.

Immortal Starlight

Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas.

TheDenialTwist

Chuck Norris got covid-19, now the Coronavirus is in quarantine.

TheDenialTwist

When Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mother to hospital. (an oldie but I still love it)

Or similar:-

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in

Badly Drunk Boy

Chuck Norris died from TB. He was weak.

Snails pace

Chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird.

greenspurs

Chuck Norris can make a Happy Meal cry ..

Kylta

I heard Chuck Norris sh-ts bricks, that one day he sh-t enough bricks to build himself a mansion

blue note

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

greenspurs

Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.

maudgonner

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the world down.

Snails pace

Chuck norris doesn't cut his lawn, he dares it to grow.

JohnnyFlash

Chuck Norris has been to Mars.

That’s why there’s no signs of life.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

saintsaltynuts

Chuck Morris was bitten by a werewolf. The werewolf turned into Chuck Morris.

jay1988

Chuck Norris once had sex in a pick up truck, that truck became Optimus Prime.

Atlantic Dawn

Chuck Norris, there's a fella who can handle a motorcycle...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rP402h6Euo

jimboblep

Chuck Morris won a nobel prize for chemistry
He discovered the element of surprise

fryup

Where's Chuckie when we need him??

Kylta

Immortal Starlight wrote: »

Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas.

I seen chuck norris give superman a wedgy

Collie D

Chuck Norris’ tears can cure Covid19. It’s just a shame he’s never cried.

Chuck Norris was born feet first. It's the only recorded time the attending doctor has died in childbirth.

Tweeter

Chuck Norris can divide by zero

Tokyo

Sam Quentin

Chuck Norris didn't even shít himself when he heard Sam Quentin was after him

Ken.

Chuck Norris had a contest of strength with superman. Loser had to wear their underpants on the outside of their clothes.

Marty Bird

Chuck Norris never completed a Gaelforce!

Ken.

Marty Bird wrote: »

Chuck Norris never completed a Gaelforce!

When you've cycled backwards up Everest while naked why would he bother with a small hillock in the west of ireland.

Guy:Incognito

I'll be honest, in the early days of the internet I never thought this would happen, I really did think thered be endless information out there.

But it has happened, we got to the end of the internet and it started again.

storker

There is no such thing as evolution...there's just a group of species that Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Quantum Erasure

Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare, he only eats unicorns

storker

The universe is expanding because everything is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

storker

Guy:Incognito wrote: »

I'll be honest, in the early days of the internet I never thought this would happen, I really did think thered be endless information out there.

But it has happened, we got to the end of the internet and it started again.

Ain't it fun?

Junkyard Tom

Chuck Norris wears a Katie Taylor nightie.

Quantum Erasure

Junkyard Tom wrote: »

Chuck Norris wears a Katie Taylor nightie.

Chuck Norris wears Katie Taylor nightly