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Covid 19 What if ??

  • 24-03-2020 10:19pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 205 ✭✭


    What if the only cure to this virus was smoking a simple joint. No pills nor oils no supplement. The only way to be cured was to smoke a traditional ole fashioned spliff. Then bingo away ya go. Obviously as it's a hypothetical point anyway I shall exclude the under 18s in this debate. But every other able bodied human must smoke themselves to be immune. Discuss....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,292 ✭✭✭Ubbquittious


    Twould have been discovered already


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭beejee


    What if Jeremy Corbyn secretly designed the virus in his shed, bottled it in an innocent looking container like lucozade, or maybe 7-up sugar free, travelled to China with the bottle hidden up his hole, arrived, shat it out over a long drop toilet, fished it back out and then liberally sprayed it over an armadillo about to be consumed alive in the belief that it makes your toe nails shine?

    What if he did that, got home and then felt he had robbed himself of the glory of his invention, so in all the health meetings since the beginning, he insisted on using the name Corvid 19, all so as he could secretly luxuriate in the knowledge that it was a secret reference to CORBYN, and that it was his 19th experiment that finally yielded success?

    Think about it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    I hear fish tank cleaner is A1 for killing the ronas


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,191 ✭✭✭RandomViewer


    XLR 8 wrote: »
    What if the only cure to this virus was smoking a simple joint. No pills nor oils no supplement. The only way to be cured was to smoke a traditional ole fashioned spliff. Then bingo away ya go. Obviously as it's a hypothetical point anyway I shall exclude the under 18s in this debate. But every other able bodied human must smoke themselves to be immune. Discuss....

    Weed cures fxxk all but seems to make idiots even more idiotic.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    XLR 8 wrote: »
    What if the only cure to this virus was smoking a simple joint. No pills nor oils no supplement. The only way to be cured was to smoke a traditional ole fashioned spliff. Then bingo away ya go. Obviously as it's a hypothetical point anyway I shall exclude the under 18s in this debate. But every other able bodied human must smoke themselves to be immune. Discuss....

    Then I would be immune, but what if one syringe of gear sorted it?, I'd also be immune, you name your drug, fúck all works, cop on

    21/25



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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,595 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Some good news
    https://medicalxpress.com/news/2020-03-cannabis-resistant-bacteria.html


    But some caveats

    it's effective against bacteria not viruses

    and it's a derivative

    and it boosts antibiotic effectiveness so its not a cure by itself


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,983 ✭✭✭✭tuxy


    Weed cures fxxk all but seems to make idiots even more idiotic.

    Lets face it, the only thing it cures for most users is boredom.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 155 ✭✭Ladybird18


    Yeah pass the Dutchie on the left hand side man.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,445 ✭✭✭Rodney Bathgate


    Faeces. You can eat it, but it tastes like sh1t.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 205 ✭✭XLR 8


    uch wrote: »
    Then I would be immune, but what if one syringe of gear sorted it?, I'd also be immune, you name your drug, fúck all works, cop on

    Wasn't meant to be taken seriously you bell end.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,741 ✭✭✭✭Ally Dick


    I hear fish tank cleaner is A1 for killing the ronas

    So says Trump


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,054 ✭✭✭Tuco88


    If you got the corona virus and Lyme disease would you taste nice to kiss? Just curious....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    XLR 8 wrote: »
    Wasn't meant to be taken seriously you bell end.

    Nice and intelligent there, well done

    21/25



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