I present, a joke

beejee

What's hairy on the outside, wet on the inside, begins with a "c", ends with a "t", has a "u" in the middle and can give you a bad dose?










A c-c-c-coronavirus-riddled-front-butt

I found that joke for sale at the local flea market. Even the fleas wouldn't touch it.

Quantum Erasure

a time traveler?

beejee

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I found that joke for sale at the local flea market. Even the fleas wouldn't touch it.

Why are you shopping alongside fleas in a specifically designed market for fleas that sells flea-sized goods to fleas?

Are you a flea? Is it true what educated fleas get up to?

Panthro

I call farts the ghosts of dinners passed

beejee

Quantum Erasure wrote: »

a time traveler?

I have travelled from the past, my present, to my future, your present, to remind you of my present, your past, to give you deep-fried nappies

Bobblehats

beejee wrote: »

I have travelled from the past, my present, to my future, your present, to remind you of my present, your past, to give you deep-fried nappies

Pan fried or gtfo.

Runny side up..

Birneybau

Went into the chemist and asked an assistant "What gets rid of coronavirus?"
She said "Ammonia cleaner"
I said "I'm sorry, I thought you worked here"

Ken.

Mod-Worst thread ever. locked