Interview Westmeath county council.

Martinlpdaly

Hi all I'm going for an interview for general operative with Westmeath county council, I would apprentice any advice to help regarding questions they may ask.


Thanks in advance

Thelonious Monk

The more incompetent you seem the more likely they'll think you're perfect for the job.

cj maxx

Ask how the fcuk did Dessie Dolan miss that free in the Leinster final ? Then say that ,imo, Westmeath have the best looking women in Ireland.
That will engage them in banter so just crack a few jokes and you'll be grand

Eric Cartman

Bring 3 other people to the interview with you and have them stand around drinking tea, when you get asked a question answer 20% of it then wipe your brow and say ‘f*ck me this is hard work, im going to stop here for a tea’ then come back 6 months later and answer 20% more of the question

Seth Brundle

Any questions on removing Mullingar from the map are trick questions. Don't start into telling them how it's such a kip and how everyone who lives there is inbred and woukd be better off being forced to move to a remote island in the North Atlantic.
They really didn't like that.

Infernal Racket

Tell them you have a solution for fixing the traffic light problem they created, then laugh out loud and tell them you're only joking, sure nobody could fix that problem.

Salary Negotiator

Tell them you love roundabouts.

Beasty

Not Current Affairs. Depending on whether it's a serious or frivolous question OP you can try Work and Jobs or AH