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McCorona with fries

  • 10-03-2020 5:58pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭


    I was watching a McDonald's through a telescope, and it occurred to me that those self-checkout screens must surely be a magnet for spreading disease.

    Not to mention those screens set up for children to play on, wiping their snot and faeces on the screens.

    Tesco, dunnes, spar etc... Not so smart a solution is it now, is it?!

    Also I received another warning for abusing posters, for telling someone that their testicles attempt to drop was pathetic. Such is life :)


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,404 ✭✭✭✭sKeith


    beejee wrote: »
    I was watching a McDonald's through a telescope, and it occurred to me that those self-checkout screens must surely be a magnet for spreading disease.

    Not to mention those screens set up for children to play on, wiping their snot and faeces on the screens.

    Tesco, dunnes, spar etc... Not so smart a solution is it now, is it?!

    Also I received another warning for abusing posters, for telling someone that their testicles attempt to drop was pathetic. Such is life :)


    What magnification were you using?
    Was it an old style manual one or one with usb and computer controls?


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,853 Mod ✭✭✭✭riffmongous


    In Prague recently and the McD had hand washing stations at the seating area, essential you'd have thought but the first time I've seen any. I've always carried a small bottle of sanitiser anyway when I'm down the town and there's a chance I get some finger food


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 12,875 Mod ✭✭✭✭iamstop


    Just don't look at your McDonalds through a micrscope!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,551 ✭✭✭SeaFields


    beejee wrote: »
    I was watching a McDonald's through a telescope

    I'll suggest a different approach. Why don't you just ask her out?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 90 ✭✭MoashoaM


    beejee wrote: »
    I was watching a McDonald's through a telescope, and it occurred to me that those self-checkout screens must surely be a magnet for spreading disease.

    Not to mention those screens set up for children to play on, wiping their snot and faeces on the screens.

    Tesco, dunnes, spar etc... Not so smart a solution is it now, is it?!

    Also I received another warning for abusing posters, for telling someone that their testicles attempt to drop was pathetic. Such is life :)

    i completely agree, but seriously this is your final warning . No more stalking McDonalds. It's creepy. It creeps people out. Stop it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭beejee


    SeaFields wrote: »
    I'll suggest a different approach. Why don't you just ask her out?

    I do ask her out.

    I whisper it beneath my breath, slowly, zooming in and out.

    It puts the mcnuggets in the basket.. yes... just like that, you know how I like it...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    I'd still rather be the one in McDonald's getting corona virus than the guy that watches a McDonald's through a telescope.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,787 ✭✭✭beejee


    I'd still rather be the one in McDonald's getting corona virus than the guy that watches a McDonald's through a telescope.

    No you wouldn't, guy.

    By the way... *focuses on guys shed window*...love the suit.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    beejee wrote: »
    No you wouldn't, guy.

    By the way... *focuses on guys shed window*...love the suit.

    Oh bit I would.


    And it's a traxedo.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 503 ✭✭✭Rufeo


    I have a fancy for a pack of Corona beer.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    Rufeo wrote: »
    I have a fancy for a pack of Corona beer.

    I have a cake, should we have a Cake corona virus alert

    21/25



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