What does it mean?

beejee

I once watched an ape slap it's own shoite into hard concrete for a good 5 minutes straight. It kept slapping it and slapping it and slapping it, hopping into to air each time to put its full power into every open handed smack until you could have slipped its anal produce into an A4 envelope, it practically slapped an entire dimension out of existence, leaving only a 2d disc that was pulverisation defined.

What does it mean? Easily entertained? Perplexed by cosmic unknowabilities?

Sorry about that

beejee wrote: »

I once watched an ape slap it's own shoite into hard concrete for a good 5 minutes straight. It kept slapping it and slapping it and slapping it, hopping into to air each time to put its full power into every open handed smack until you could have slipped its anal produce into an A4 envelope, it practically slapped an entire dimension out of existence, leaving only a 2d disc that was pulverisation defined.

What does it mean? Easily entertained? Perplexed by cosmic unknowabilities?

Just beforehand, he had a modest bet with his friends that a human would be mesmerised by him pulverising poo for 5 minutes.
Even the apes who lost the bet had a good laugh about it.

Widdershins

It means the apes of this world are fixated with their bums and what comes out of them.

Boards itself is like a little nature documentary in that respect.

beejee

Sorry about that wrote: »

Just beforehand, he had a modest bet with his friends that a human would be mesmerised by him pulverising poo for 5 minutes.
Even the apes who lost the bet had a good laugh about it.

Those damn, dirty apes!

Arghus

I guess it must have felt good.

Rufeo

Shyte thread. Hahaha

TuringBot47

It was practicing for pancake Tuesday

Martin Lanigan

Was it an SF ape?

Bobblehats

TuringBot47 wrote: »

It was practicing for pancake Tuesday

It’s not a pancake it’s a crape.

Martin Lanigan

Bobblehats wrote: »

It’s not a pancake it’s a crape.

Brilliant!

Esel

That's where the phrase 'apesh!t' (crazy) comes from.

Zoochotic behaviour? Behaviours seen in captive animals that has no apparent function.

beejee

I have an artists rendition of the scene

sbs2010

Bobblehats wrote: »

It’s not a pancake it’s a crape.

This one made me laugh out loud.

the purple tin

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Zoochotic behaviour? Behaviours seen in captive animals that has no apparent function.

Caused by stress and lack of stimuli probably.

the purple tin

the purple tin wrote: »

Caused by stress and lack of stimuli probably.

Most certainly.

the purple tin

the purple tin wrote: »

Caused by stress and lack of stimuli probably.

Yes. Boredom. Creative abyss.
Heartbreaking to imagine, though.
Watched Pilgrim Hill the other night. Bachelor farmers before satellite tv, 3-4g or the internet.

Grim.

iamstop

Stoned Ape Theory.

matchthis

Maybe it was like one of them big art attacks like yer man used to do with an over head camera. You just can’t appreciate the art is all

moonage

The ape's performance was a searing indictment of today's culture and society.

Jimi Hendrix did a similar thing with his rendition of The Star Spangled Banner at Woodstock.