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Happy Valentines 2020

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  • #2
    worded
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,639 ✭✭✭worded


    Looking for a bit of advice...
    What's the best number of Roses to give for Valentine's Day? -

    6? 12? 24?

    Or the whole tin?


  • #3
    ancapailldorcha
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 40,517 CMod ✭✭✭✭ancapailldorcha


    Happy Hallmark card and Restaurant markup day to you too.

    The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the LORD your God.

    Leviticus 19:34



  • #4
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,896 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    It's the yop that gets me.


  • #5
    worded
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,639 ✭✭✭worded


    Roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    Valentines Day is consumerist rubbish,
    don’t you have some ironing to do?


  • #6
    worded
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,639 ✭✭✭worded


    I once made love to a female clown… she twisted my penis into a poodle.


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  • #7
    badabing106
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,489 ✭✭✭badabing106


    Valentine was beaten to death with clubs and had his head severed off on this day in 270.Happy valentines day


  • #8
    Raconteuse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    Happy VD Day.


  • #9
    nkl12xtw5goz70
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,497 ✭✭✭nkl12xtw5goz70


    Look at all the cynics who won't be having sex tonight :p;)


  • #10
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,311 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Raconteuse wrote: »
    Happy VD Day.

    On this day, roses were liberated from their natural habitat and employed as money-making devices.


  • #11
    nigeldaniel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,469 ✭✭✭nigeldaniel


    I am waiting till Monday when the teddies are been sold off at 50% discount. That's my lot.

    Dan.



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  • #12
    Stevieluvsye
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭Stevieluvsye


    Deleted User wrote: »
    On this day, roses were liberated from their natural habitat and employed as money-making devices.

    To follow on from your cheerful post, additional useless trees are also rightly chopped down to supply for the excess requirement of cards provided to love ones on this day


  • #13
    worded
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,639 ✭✭✭worded


    Stevieluvsye wrote: »
    To follow on from your cheerful post, additional useless trees are also rightly chopped down to supply for the excess requirement of cards provided to love ones on this day

    Valentines cards should be recycled every year or every lover LOL


  • #14
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Despite getting roses and champagne which I accept with grace and manners hand my heart I do think a lot of it is nonsense but a little bit of a celebration of all kind of love both Agape and Eros is nice.

    But with romantic love I take the line, by my deads shall you know me.


  • #15
    cnocbui
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,226 ✭✭✭✭cnocbui


    Happy 'fallen for yet another cold and calculated marketing ploy day, sucker'.


  • #16
    Stevieluvsye
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭Stevieluvsye


    cnocbui wrote: »
    Happy 'fallen for yet another cold and calculated marketing ploy day, sucker'.

    Throw Fathers/Mothers day in to the scam also


  • #17
    cnocbui
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,226 ✭✭✭✭cnocbui


    Of course, never done those either. Not to forget the Chinese invented singles day.


  • #18
    Leg End Reject
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,642 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Raconteuse wrote: »
    Happy VD Day.

    Most of them can be treated now.
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




  • #19
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,194 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Writing love poetry
    I have now mastered.
    Let us go halves
    On our own little bastpatio.


  • #20
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    worded wrote: »
    I once made love to a female clown… she twisted my penis into a poodle.

    I'm not sure that'll hold up as a defence. At least, not if the poodle gives evidence against you.


  • #21
    patmac
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,602 ✭✭✭patmac


    Got a valentine's card off Moonpig this morning. The wife hates me calling her that.


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  • #22
    worded
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,639 ✭✭✭worded


    When even the milk has a date ....


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