What kind of a drunk are you?

gmisk

Saw this on Twitter and thought I would borrow it
According to scientists these are the types of drunk:

5. The Hemingway (personality does not change)
4. The Mary Poppins (becomes much happier)
3. The Nutty Professor (becomes more social)
2. The Mr Hyde (becomes more hostile)
1. The Trump (becomes completely incoherent)

I am 3. I think

One that gets progressively better at pool.

odyssey06

Maybe one for a poll?

#3

ITman88

4 and 1 I’m afraid. Know to others as an asshole😭ðŸ˜ðŸ˜›

Bullocks

Where is the walking hornbag option?

gmisk

odyssey06 wrote: »

Maybe one for a poll?

#3

Not a clue how to do that...

Depends on what I'm drinking, and whether I'm alone or in a group.

But I'm likely to go through all five during a night of drinking. Which is why I rarely get drunk anymore.

Rubberlegs

A cross between Mary Poppins and the Nutty Professor and finish off as Trump.

funkey_monkey

They forgot the sleepy drunk.

NickNickleby

First pint, I'm a 5.
Second Pint, I'm a 4.
Third pint I'm a 3.
Fourth pint I'm still a 3

Fifth pint - I haven't a clue who the **** I am, hic!

odyssey06

funkey_monkey wrote: »

They forgot the sleepy drunk.

Thats second stage... speaking of which. Good night and good luck. Zzzz....

lawred2

I'm #3 until I start to vomit

Andrew00

I'm a nice drunk. Don't make a fool of myself or fall around. Even after 14 pints.

I'm sleepy enough tho

YFlyer

All except No. 2 depending how much I drank.

Harleen Quinzel

funkey_monkey wrote: »

They forgot the sleepy drunk.

This is me.

Especially with rum.
No pirate life for me

5, but after a busy week it's 5 and I need sleep now.
Stll managing not to get hangovers regardless of how much I may put away, but am slowing down in that I've less energy the next day.

punisher5112

Well right now I feel like Nicolas cage.....

I could use a dump truck of coke right now... Need to shift this dry cough.....

suicide_circus

I remain surprisingly coherent and upright for a long time and then i become mute. as in i lose the power speech and have to go home.

retro:electro

I think I am a variant of all of them starting at one and right through to 5 at the end of the night

cj maxx

I think I'm a no. 5 . Not much different as in i don't turn nasty or cry. Much the same but messier

Immortal Starlight

A mixture of 4 and 5.

All of them but straight to one and two with prosecco

Your Face

1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Arghus

I am definitely a Mary Poppins.

bellylint

5 with touches of 4 and a little less of 3. I consider myself really really lucky, have broken up with people because they were 1.

Seamai

None of the 5, I'm never aggressive when I'm drunk, just more philosophical and sentimental, though as I gotten older the hangovers are so bad I avoid getting drunk. I can't actually remember the last time I was drunk and enjoyed it.

Rows Grower

Arghus wrote: »

I am definitely a Mary Poppins.

Me too.

I love life and everybody when I'm drunk, I get very generous when I'm drunk which isn't such a bad thing once I'm at home.

retro:electro

Kannon Defeated Checkbook wrote: »

All of them but straight to one and two with prosecco

suicide_circus

Your Face wrote: »

1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Everybody in the car, so come on, let's ride
To the liquor store around the corner
The boys say they want some gin and juice
But I really don't wanna

punisher5112

I'm so hard it hurts.....

NewRed2

Amazed that there isn't a type 6 "nostalgic" there. Most times I've been drunk or in company of drunk people I've noticed a big tendency to go to the "remember this time" and "when I was younger" stuff....
Must be hanging arond with the wrong drunks

theteal

A seldom....


Back in my prime, definitely a 3. I got over my crippling shyness in my late teens and then made a mockery of its memory in the following few years

andekwarhola

Sentimental and slightly repetitive.

CFlat

Rip roaring.

Gen.Zhukov

I'd be a bit of everything. Mainly 5 though.

I am a firm advocate of: What someone behaves like when they are drunk, is the way they actually are. ie, if you know someone that is ok generally but becomes a cock when drunk, then they are a cock and the mask has slipped.

HalloweenJack

Definitely number 3, number 1 the odd time.

suicide_circus

andekwarhola wrote: »

Sentimental and slightly repetitive.

so a complete melter then?

nthclare

So bad I've a hangover that lasted 17 years, had a night out in 2003 haven't drunk since

I suppose I was a bit of a slut lol

Mary Poppins id say

andekwarhola

suicide_circus wrote: »

so a complete melter then?

Guilty m'lud.

Drunk, what drunk, I’m just having fun. I’ve just had a baby ffs I’m entitled to a drink, or two bottles of wine while hubby watches baba.

Pit bull give me everything
https://youtu.be/EPo5wWmKEaI

Arghus

While saying I'm a Mary Poppins, I eventually go from a 4 to a 1, without stopping in between, if I've had way too much.

I dislike people who are aggressive assholes when drunk. I firmly believe that's what they are like deep down, but they successfully shackle themselves in sober life

Rufeo

14 pints! How can anyone drink so much.

2 pints of Guinness and I get fed up drinking.

cannotlogin

A mix of 3 & 4, giddier, and my accent gets a lot stronger!

Bigbagofcans

Nutty Poppins.

Is there no one that wants to start a fight with their shadow, common who’s this f@*k*r why are you dissing me
[IMG][/img]https://youtu.be/ieUvOFyqPZg

Capt'n Midnight

funkey_monkey wrote: »

They forgot the sleepy drunk.

6. Sleepy
5. The Hemingway (personality does not change) Doc
4. The Mary Poppins (becomes much happier) Happy
3. The Nutty Professor (becomes more social) Bashful
2. The Mr Hyde (becomes more hostile) Grumpy
1. The Trump (becomes completely incoherent) Dopey

7. Sneezy

Which dwarf are you ?

jim salter

The Cúnt

job seeker

Probably the professor Charles Francis Xavier option... extremely leg less..