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Is scoring WAAAY more difficult for shorter guys?

  • 01-02-2020 11:09pm
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭


    I too and fro about this topic.

    I'm big, ripped, stacked, jacked and basically never in my life had issue scoring.

    So there's that.

    That being said, I've seen some, frankly - some little dudes get with some quality broomstick.
    They were not big in stature but as I recall from a fleeting observation - were they cool dudes?
    Maybe.... by their standards I guess.

    One dude had a cool haircut and a "f..k you" attitude - the latter always gets large points.

    My opinion being, if you take a big dude who's muscled, typically he's gonna come out on top vs a shorter dude, who may or may not be muscled - all other things being equal.

    ....

    Right?

    Nightmare scenario - a little dude who's pathetically skinny, no sense of style, no dress sense, spiteful inferiority complex (how could they not have?) - an angry little manlet, to euphimize the characterization.

    Now, I stand to be corrected, but when it comes to hook ups?

    Them guys tend not to fair very well, in the majority of situations.

    And that's gotta be difficult at times.

    I believe some radicale US based doctors are actually doing tibia fibula extension surgery to add a few inches onto height in cases where they're commisioned to do so.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 890 ✭✭✭Johnny Sausage


    ooh another thread from LaptopVirgin


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,819 ✭✭✭✭retalivity


    They get fewer headers, yeah


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭Salary Negotiator


    Anyone who claims to have no problem scoring definitely has problems scoring.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,760 ✭✭✭Effects


    I'm big, ripped, stacked, jacked and basically never in my life had issue scoring.

    So even though there's women who aren't into men who look and act like you, you still end up scoring them?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    When you look at Messi though..
    It's hard to know..


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭KathleenGrant


    Big, ripped, jacked and stacked.......I could count on less than one finger the number of people who will believe that about you.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Big, ripped, jacked and stacked.......I could count on less than one finger the number of people who will believe that about you.

    I dunno..is it not the norm for the youths these days?..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,438 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    Anyone who claims to have no problem scoring definitely has problems scoring.

    Dude is obviously a top shagger


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭KathleenGrant


    I dunno..is it not the norm for the youths these days?..

    Might well be but it's not true for laptop gremlin.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    Might well be but it's not true for laptop gremlin.

    It's true, sorry.

    My body is better than the vast majority of male models.

    And I would be remiss not to highlight that, my ass is better than the vast majority of female models ass's.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭KathleenGrant


    It's true, sorry.

    My body is better than the vast majority of male models.

    And I would be remiss not to highlight that, my ass is better than the vast majority of female models ass's.

    You are comparing your rear end to a woman's. Sweet Jesus your worse than I thought.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 632 ✭✭✭Sorry about that


    It's true, sorry.

    My body is better than the vast majority of male models.

    And I would be remiss not to highlight that, my ass is better than the vast majority of female models ass's.

    First direct reference to a woman.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,162 ✭✭✭MadDog76


    The rules are simple....... the man must be the same height, or taller, and the same age, or older, than the lady he desires....... after that it's down to personality, ie. chatty without being overbearing, confident without being cocky, funny without being loud/obnoxious, nice without being a pushover etc.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    You are comparing your rear end to a woman's. Sweet Jesus your worse than I thought.

    I'm in the athletics industry for a living.

    I see a lot of asses.

    9 times out of 10, chicks take better care of their ass and hip carriage in general (gals who stay in shape).
    Maybe it's a genetic thing on some level?

    Bottom line is, (and I certainly don't go out of my way to stare but, you do enough postural assessments, certain things become undeniable), on a whole, women typically have far better gluteal muscles complexes than men.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 362 ✭✭Die Hard 2019


    It's true, sorry.

    My body is better than the vast majority of male models.

    And I would be remiss not to highlight that, my ass is better than the vast majority of female models ass's.

    In what way "better"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,464 ✭✭✭✭Potential-Monke


    Aside from the fact your post screams out for validation on your manly manliness, you speak the truth to some degree. Being short, I can attest to being overlooked due to the taller people around me. Regardless of what some women will say, yes, the tall/dark/handsome look will win out every time. I'm also convinced that if you took the same person, and had 2 versions - tall and small, with no other differences, the tall one would win out in the vast majority of cases.

    Women are programmed to think there's a certain height a fella has to be, again regardless of what some women will say. I'm 5'6", which 4" below the 'average' height in Ireland. I'm don't let it get to me much anymore tbh, but it definitely took its toll on me in my teens/20's.

    It could also have been down to be being ginger, and for a while a bit overweight. I was that kid that was called 'cute' by women he asked out. You know when you're called cute then there's no hope with them.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    I'm in the athletics industry for a living.

    So you're on the dole?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,544 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    In what way "better"

    More relaxed sphincter


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,268 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    So you're on the dole?


    He runs to the dole office once a week.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,684 ✭✭✭✭lawred2


    Collie D wrote: »
    Dude is obviously a top shagger

    That's why he's in on a Saturday night posting..


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭KathleenGrant


    I'm in the athletics industry for a living.

    I see a lot of asses.

    9 times out of 10, chicks take better care of their ass and hip carriage in general (gals who stay in shape).
    Maybe it's a genetic thing on some level?

    Bottom line is, (and I certainly don't go out of my way to stare but, you do enough postural assessments, certain things become undeniable), on a whole, women typically have far better gluteal muscles complexes than men.

    Chicks and gals......you sure you are not in your 60's?
    What is attractive about a man's arse is totally different than what is attractive about a woman's. If you are comparing your arse to a woman's I am thinking
    A you are a liar
    B your's is a turn off to women


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,268 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    If it's so easy why were you visiting sex workers ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,684 ✭✭✭✭lawred2


    Chicks and gals......you sure you are not in your 60's?
    What is attractive about a man's arse is totally different than what is attractive about a woman's. If you are comparing your arse to a woman's I am thinking
    A you are a liar
    B your's is a turn off to women
    C he's a wum ffs


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,160 ✭✭✭Huntergonzo


    As a tall man I've never really considered this question.

    But anyway scoring is grand, it's a bitta craic (pardon the pun), but as I'm getting older I just prefer an aul cuppa tea to be honest.

    Much less effort.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    lawred2 wrote: »
    That's why he's in on a Saturday night posting..

    Actually I like to kick back until about 12:30 when things get busy at my local.

    I don't do pre-drinking cause, alcohol is bad for my skin, I rely on looks not dutch-courage, then when I get in the spot, the preamble has been preambled and I have two clear hours of prime time to do what I do best.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Have you any tips for those of us who aren't maybe such prime physical specimens as yourself?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    If it's so easy why were you visiting sex workers ?

    Research purposes.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭KathleenGrant


    Comparing his arse to a woman's and worrying about his skin.... ok, have him figured now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,239 ✭✭✭✭gmisk


    Naw I'm only 5 7 and no issues....but I am pulling other men...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,268 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    Research purposes.


    Did you research them long and hard


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    Chicks and gals......you sure you are not in your 60's?
    What is attractive about a man's arse is totally different than what is attractive about a woman's. If you are comparing your arse to a woman's I am thinking
    A you are a liar
    B your's is a turn off to women

    That's like saying, what's attractive about a male body is different to what's attractive about a female body.

    Naturally they're are differences, between the two - but the general end goal is turn on the opposite sex.

    And my ass is better than most most most female asses - maybe all, frankly.
    Elite level.

    And chicks, LOVE my ass.

    LOVE it!!

    It's a real selling point for me.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    Did you research them long and hard

    I did.

    But my research concluded some time ago so, not anymore.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,268 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    That's like saying, what's attractive about a male body is different to what's attractive about a female body.

    Naturally they're are differences, between the two - but the general end goal is turn on the opposite sex.

    And my ass is better than most most most female asses - maybe all, frankly.
    Elite level.

    And chicks, LOVE my ass.

    LOVE it!!

    It's a real selling point for me.




    It's Saturday night, why you on boards. Why isn't some hot babe rimming your ass tonight if they love it so much.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,789 ✭✭✭KathleenGrant


    That's like saying, what's attractive about a male body is different to what's attractive about a female body.

    Naturally they're are differences, between the two - but the general end goal is turn on the opposite sex.

    And my ass is better than most most most female asses - maybe all, frankly.
    Elite level.

    And chicks, LOVE my ass.

    LOVE it!!

    It's a real selling point for me.

    I'm a female, am surrounded by females between sisters, daughters, nieces and friends. The only people I ever heard talk openly about how much they admired a man's arse were all gay.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    Have you any tips for those of us who aren't maybe such prime physical specimens as yourself?

    Tips?

    No.

    Sorry.

    Well - you could always visit hookers and massage parlors I guess.


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,422 CMod ✭✭✭✭Ten of Swords


    Cool story op, we'll leave it there


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