Texas man admits kidnapping 79 people to anally probe them while disguised as alien

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El Paso, Texas | A man who was arrested by the FBI Yesterday has confessed to kidnapping and sexually assaulting several dozen people while using costumes, drugs, and special effects to have his victims believe they had been abducted by aliens.

73-year old Arnold White was arrested after a joint investigation led by the Federal Bureau of Investigation, the El Paso Sheriff’s Office and the El Paso Police Department.

The retired trucker confessed a total of 79 kidnappings across California, Nevada, New Mexico, and Texas over a period of 40 years.

Mr. White confessed to using a mix of hallucinatory drugs containing LSD and PCP to subdue his victims, before approaching them and carrying them inside his truck to assault them.

In order to confuse his victims even more, he had set up the inside of his truck to look like an operating room and would wear an alien costume.
FBI spokesman Darrell Johnson described the abuse that the accused afflicted to his victim as extremely disturbing.

“He would insert fingers and objects in their various body cavities. He had even created his own sex toys designed to look like alien tools and medical instruments.”

According to Mr. Johnson, most of the victims were loners and marginals, a fact that helped Mr. White evade arrest for so long.

“He chose victims who were gullible and might fall for his traps. Several of his victims were actually ufo investigators he found hanging out around Area 51 or Roswell.”

FBI spokesman Darrell Johnson described the accused’s stratagem as extremely elaborate and described him as “a dangerous predator”.

Arnold White now faces a total of 347 criminal charges, including several charges of kidnapping, aggravated sexual assault by use of drugs, oral copulation by anesthesia or controlled substance, assault with intent to commit a sexual offense, and possession of a controlled substance

DJIMI TRARORE

Don't ya just love Americans

RobertKK

It never happened.

ohnonotgmail

Completely made up. it never happened. the story comes from World News Daily Report which makes the National Enquirer look like a reputable news organisation.

jmayo

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

Completely made up. it never happened. the story comes from World News Daily Report which makes the National Enquirer look like a reputable news organisation.

A feck it you had to go and ruin it for everyone. :mad:
Just when we were going to have a good laugh at the yanks.

enricoh

jmayo wrote: »

A feck it you had to go and ruin it for everyone. :mad:
Just when we were going to have a good laugh at the yanks.

Absolutely, best thread headline ever though!

Peatys

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/texas-alien-anal-probe/

bmc58

DJIMI TRARORE wrote: »

Don't ya just love Americans

Some strange weirdos there.The watch too much of "Nasa unexplained files".

Plumbthedepths

Ah damn so much potential for hilarious posts, now it's ruined.

Ipso

RobertKK wrote: »

It never happened.

Some people don’t care.

punisher5112

I'd say there are some relieved people all the same.

LaFuton

could be a double fake news move to bury a real abductee about to whistleblow... mmm conspiracy burger

LaFuton

punisher5112 wrote: »

I'd say there are some relieved people all the same.

"whoa thank God I was fingered by a dodgy alien and not a whacky old trucker"

Edgware

jmayo wrote: »

A feck it you had to go and ruin it for everyone. :mad:
Just when we were going to have a good laugh at the yanks.

Is it true he was wearing a Leo Varadkar mask?

Dr. Colossus

The truth is up there.

milehip

Knew it was fake when he was from Texas, now if it had been Florida.......man!

TuringBot47

Now if you said "Illegal Alien" that would make more sense and the report would've been censored.

Mad_maxx

If they ever make a movie about it, Kyle mc lachlan should play the role of the FBI lead detective

theguzman

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

Completely made up. it never happened. the story comes from World News Daily Report which makes the National Enquirer look like a reputable news organisation.

Both with still far more credibility and factuality than CNN.

punisher5112

Moulded and scullsy are on the case.....

Ipso

theguzman wrote: »

Both with still far more credibility and factuality than CNN.

But nowhere near infowars, amirite?

M.T. Cranium

So it was still aliens then?

punisher5112

Trump

the culture of deference

M.T. Cranium wrote: »

So it was still aliens then?

It would have been a great story to tell at an abuctee meeting just to see the look on the faces of those americans that are convinced they were taken

Bobblehats

Beam me up 'botty'

BeerWolf

punisher5112 wrote: »

I'd say there are some relieved people all the same.

"So it really was an alien! Phew...!"

:pac:

JohnnyFlash

You’d imagine there’s a limit to how much anal probes can tell aliens about humans and the human condition.

bazz26

At least it wasn't a Florida man this time.