Remark passed about drinking Cranberry Juice

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I once saw this on TV. A guy ordered a cranberry juice at a bar with his female colleague. She said to him:

"If you were seen drinking that in my neighbourhood you'd get the sh1t kicked out of you."

Out of curiosity, what would be the perfect reply for him to say in order to hold his frame? Something short and snappy that would show up the stupidity of her remark. Her comment was essentially telling him to conform to peer pressure. All I could think of for him was something like "that's why only guys as confindent as me can drink it"

On second thought I'll have a strawberry daiquiri.

EmmetSpiceland

It’s, allegedly, good for your kidneys.

Clareman

"You worry about what you're drinking and I'll worry about what I'm drinking"

Very useful for those nights you are out and not drinking alcohol

MarkR

What kind of a ****hole do you live in?

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Clareman wrote: »

"You worry about what you're drinking and I'll worry about what I'm drinking"

Very useful for those nights you are out and not drinking alcohol

Yes. However there's the odd chance that the person would respond by saying "Jeez, just asking"... as if they weren't working their way up to a snide remark!

Caybar

"it helps with my period"

Sky King

"If you were seen drinking that in my neighbourhood you'd get the sh1t kicked out of you."


"Yeah, if I was stuck in your shi tty neighbourhood I'd drink something a lot stronger. Like poison maybe".

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

I'd say "That's fighting talk where my imaginary TV series comes from."

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Kayleigh Scary Tonsillectomy wrote: »

I'd say "That's fighting talk where my imaginary TV series comes from."

No, the TV series was 'Lie to Me', and it was said by Monica Raymund's character.

Hector Savage

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MarkR wrote: »

What kind of a ****hole do you live in?

Oh, I like I like. I'll be hard to top this one.

Fr_Dougal

‘It’s in your head, in your hea-ad’

The Tetrarch

Biodegradable wrote: »

She said to him: "If you were seen drinking that in my neighbourhood you'd get the sh1t kicked out of you."

Out of curiosity, what would be the perfect reply for him to say in order to hold his frame?

By who? By you?
I guess everyone in your neighbourhood drinks out of a paper bag.
Who knows what they are drinking? They could be drinking cranberry juice.

Beeping Kitchen Appliances

Biodegradable wrote: »

"If you were seen drinking that in my neighbourhood you'd get the sh1t kicked out of you."
what would be the perfect reply

I need your clothes, boots and your motorcycle

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Biodegradable wrote: »

No, the TV series was 'Lie to Me', and it was said by Monica Raymund's character.

It's a quote from a Spike Milligan q9 sketch.

ebbsy

"Do you know what drives me nuts ? The steering wheel in my trousers. "

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Hector Savage wrote: »

Leo's actor was quite clever in that scene. It shows him listening in on their conversation. I think he ordered a cranberry juice deliberately so that he could get the guy to make that comment, and then impress them by attacking your man.

Cordell

>>Out of curiosity, what would be the perfect reply for him to say in order to hold his frame?

I would normally have blackcurrant but these days it's a bit controversial.

frag420

Biodegradable wrote: »

I once saw this on TV. A guy ordered a cranberry juice at a bar with his female colleague. She said to him:

"If you were seen drinking that in my neighbourhood you'd get the sh1t kicked out of you."

Out of curiosity, what would be the perfect reply for him to say in order to hold his frame? Something short and snappy that would show up the stupidity of her remark. Her comment was essentially telling him to conform to peer pressure. All I could think of for him was something like "that's why only guys as confindent as me can drink it"

Tell her that in his neighbourhood she would have the cystitis kicked out of her for saying that...

Wheety

"I have a urinary tract infection, so just leave it, yeah?"

NeinNeinNein

"I am quite partial to a good beating, are you offering?"

Raconteuse

This isn't even about a real incident, it was on a TV programme. It's not the OP's neighbourhood in question!

Cee-Jay-Cee

"Go fcuk yourself" would be the most appropriate and politest response to such a statement.

Feisar

Hold his frame? Sounds like PUA speak to me!

Just say it makes yer spunk taste great or something.

Bob Harris

Biodegradable wrote: »

I once saw this on TV. A guy ordered a cranberry juice at a bar with his female colleague. She said to him:

"If you were seen drinking that in my neighbourhood you'd get the sh1t kicked out of you."

Tell her thanks to the cranberry juice you won't need the shít kicked out of you as it's great for regular movements.

jimgoose

"If I was seen drinking this in your neighbourhood, I'd deserve it."

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Feisar wrote: »

Hold his frame? Sounds like PUA speak to me!

Yeah, but it's a good way to describe what I was trying to say.

valoren

"Thats ok. If anyone was looking to start trouble, I'd just order and down a can o' Whup Ass. "

Bob Harris

From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs

Karl Marx

valoren

"Who let dis juice loose? Aboot dis hoose?"

Immortal Starlight

Am I even bothered though?

Snickers Man

Shake it up on ice with vodka, Cointreau and a squeeze of lime juice, serve it straight up and call it a Cosmopolitan.

Only way to drink Cranberry juice IMHO

s7ryf3925pivug

"If they drank more antioxidants maybe they'd have fewer toxic masculinity issues."

- Double down on the perceived lameness cos like why would you give a ****?

Outlaw Pete

"Ah, Del Monte? What are you doing in Ireland?".

fryup

whats wrong with a bloke drinking cranberry juice?? too sissy'ish?

MonkieSocks

Bob Harris wrote: »

From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs

Karl Marx

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy.

Today, I can choose which it shall be.

Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet.

I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.







Groucho Marx

NeinNeinNein

"I am rubber, you are glue".

LaFuton

suck a rescue

s7ryf3925pivug

"fnck off"

RayCon

"Get yourself a dildo and go fcuk yourself"

vriesmays

"You're not in your neighbourhood now so shut the gob you ugly cow".

Better Than Christ

Biodegradable wrote: »

Out of curiosity, what would be the perfect reply for him to say in order to hold his frame?

Something lighthearted, but clever: "Say that to me again and I'll slit your throat"

Quantum Erasure

"I'm drinking my juice, Kate"

bodhrandude

A Glaswegian would've said, 'Because I couldnae find the Buckfast.

lawred2

Hold his frame?

What?

NeinNeinNein

lawred2 wrote: »

Hold his frame?

What?

Something to do with snooker, I think.