Ever used the "I love you" line, just to get laid?

bo0li5eumx12kp

You really know you're scraping the barrel when you reach down this far.

Pathetic.

Yeah - been there, lol!

And when you get around to the filthy endeavour, for the entire 4 minutes you're just thinking, "I hate myself, I f%%kin' hate myself!!".

Funny thing is, sometimes I say it to chicks, AFTER I'm done getting my jollies.

Don't know what it is.
I think I have some sick compulsion to cause them emotional turmoil by telling them I have powerful feelings for them and then laughing in their face when they fall for it.

In all honesty I'm probably overcompensating for when I was a dorky kid and the girls used to make wise cracks at my expense - lol.

MrAbyss

You say that to prostitutes?

joeysoap

The gene pool is not getting any better. I sincerely hope there’s no mini LaptopGremlins knocking around.

mrcheez

Say it during doggystyle. They'll think it's sweet and turn around. That's when you shoot em in the eye.

Edgware

"Of course I love you. Aren't I riding you?"
Or
" of course I love you. Didn't I buy you chips" can be equally romantic

Purple Mountain

MrAbyss wrote: »

You say that to prostitutes?

No to his beautifully moisturised palm.

Signore Fancy Pants

You lied to your mother about loving her OP?

Edgware

:P

mrcheez wrote: »

Say it during doggystyle. They'll think it's sweet and turn around. That's when you shoot em in the eye.

You can always spit on their back. They think you are finished, turn around looking for affection and you give them a full facial

Leg End Reject

Edgware wrote: »

:P

You can always spit on their back. They think you are finished, turn around looking for affection and you give them a full facial

What is she likes that AND thinks you love her?

corner of hells

joeysoap wrote: »

The gene pool is not getting any better. I sincerely hope there’s no mini LaptopGremlins knocking around.

Pretty shallow round his locale.

bo0li5eumx12kp

MrAbyss wrote: »

You say that to prostitutes?

Well, one advantage of prostitutes is that they don't require any wining and dining.

That being said, I have been known to call it out just as I'm about to make their hair sticky.

.....




Edit: For clarity however, I'm referring primarily to regular, non-financially incentivized women.

Capt'n Midnight

"I thought dwarfs loved gold," said Angua.

"They just say that to get it into bed.”

TuringBot47

joeysoap wrote: »

The gene pool is not getting any better. I sincerely hope there’s no mini LaptopGremlins knocking around.

Then don't feed them after midnight.

Ubbquittious

I'm looking forward to the next Mr Fegieligen thread after viewing this pile of sh1te

ILoveYourVibes

Every man has done that. Admit it guys you have.

Or else most guys have tried it with me ....just me then..lol

Church on Tuesday

Ubbquittious wrote: »

I'm looking forward to the next Mr Fegieligen thread after viewing this pile of sh1te

I'm not.

ILoveYourVibes

Mods just incase some of you are a little slow.

The whole everyone lets give Mr Fegieligen endless crap. Yeah that's bullying.

Church on Tuesday

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Mods just incase some of you are a little slow.

The whole everyone lets give Mr Fegieligen endless crap. Yeah that's bullying.

No one's giving him/her any crap.

That poster starts mostly (not always) nonsense threads and then jogs off and does so with a regularity even you would be proud of.

Which is fair enough but it's pretty hard to take someone serious like that.

ILoveYourVibes

Church on Tuesday wrote: »

No one's giving him/her any crap.

That poster starts mostly (not always) nonsense threads and then jogs off and does so with a regularity even you would be proud of.

Which is fair enough but it's pretty hard to take someone serious like that.

Most victims of bullying are annoying or at least unpopular. Its still cowardly bullying.

Yes everyone gives him/her crap. Its bullying and the mods allow it.

Purgative

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Every man has done that. Admit it guys you have.

Or else most guys have tried it with me ....just me then..lol

Nah, in 40 odd years of playing hide the sausage I've never said it.


Oh apart from Mrs Purgative of course - doesn't seem to have the desired effect though.

Church on Tuesday

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Most victims of bullying are annoying or at least unpopular. Its still cowardly bullying.

Yes everyone gives him/her crap. Its bullying and the mods allow it.

Simply not the case.

Ten of Swords

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Mods just incase some of you are a little slow.

The whole everyone lets give Mr Fegieligen endless crap. Yeah that's bullying.

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Most victims of bullying are annoying or at least unpopular. Its still cowardly bullying.

Yes everyone gives him/her crap. Its bullying and the mods allow it.

Any other off topic insights you'd like to share with us ILYV?

If you disagree with any post report it, don't call out mods on thread

ILoveYourVibes

Church on Tuesday wrote: »

Simply not the case.

People who bully never see it as bullying. They see themselves as the good guys.

bo0li5eumx12kp

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Mods just incase some of you are a little slow.

The whole everyone lets give Mr Fegieligen endless crap. Yeah that's bullying.

Who is this individual whose name keeps cropping up?

ILoveYourVibes

Ten of Swords wrote: »

If you disagree with any post report it, don't call out mods on thread

I am not calling out mods. I am just being honest and genuine.

I can't report every single post on here I have an issue with. No 1 it wouldn't be right for one poster to do that (i.e ME). It would be snide.



And i have always felt its a rather unpleasant way to go about things. No one knows who reported you etc.

Its nicer to do things openly.

But i won't mention it again.

Kermit.de.frog

For the whole 4 minutes OP?

ILoveYourVibes

Perhaps the OP over simplified the question.

Have you ever pretended or faked how much you liked someone for a sexual experience?

bo0li5eumx12kp

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Perhaps the OP over simplified the question.

Have you ever pretended or faked how much you liked someone for a sexual experience?

For sure this is phrased better but, as a title, is more a mouthful.

How you've said it, everyone does all the time.

But counter point I latently enclosed was - you've got to be one pathetic sad sack to do it.

..... which is most people are most of the time.


But I'm trying....

I'm trying, real hard - - to be the shepard.

bo0li5eumx12kp

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

For the whole 4 minutes OP?

Well yeah, depends on the gal I guess.

You know how it is....

ILoveYourVibes

Clare Squeaking Balloon wrote: »

But counter point I latently enclosed was - you've got to be one pathetic sad sack to do it.

Probably. Ah well Sure that's life ...why be bitter

Every lad lives and learns.

wakka12

Pretty sure 'i love you' isnt going to come as a big surprise to somebody as it only comes at a certain point in a relationship when a strong bond has formed betweeen you, and having shared a lot of time together and by then the feeling may likely be mutual. If that hasnt happened, youll either come across as a mad fella who falls head over heels way too easily or else very obviously lying to try to get them to like you, neither of which seem like particularly attractive traits that would increase your chances. Anyway arent you the 'oh lawd 'guy , seems like a troll

bo0li5eumx12kp

wakka12 wrote: »

Pretty sure 'i love you' isnt going to come as a big surprise to somebody as it only comes at a certain point in a relationship when a strong bond has formed betweeen you, and having shared a lot of time together and by then the feeling may likely be mutual. If that hasnt happened, youll either come across as a mad fella who falls head over heels way too easily or else very obviously lying to try to get them to like you, neither of which seem like particularly attractive traits that would increase your chances. Anyway arent you the 'oh lawd 'guy , seems like a troll

Iloveyourvibes wrote it better.

It's conveying or fabricating an attraction or affinity which is spurious, not genuine, and worth..... f%%k all!

Because - you can?

You feel it in the air.

And when you feel it, and do it, they're gonna do reciprocal nasty/hot things to you.
Either that or you've just gotten inside their head which let me tell you, is a HUGE power trip.

But then after you bounce and forget them and await the slew of "f%%k you asshole, bastard!!" etc type text messages.

.....

:pac:

Basically I'm saying it's a pathetic thing to do as a power trip/self validation endeavour.

And I do it every chance I get.

But like I said I'm trying.

I'm trying - - REAL hard, to be the shepard.

Lyan

Hello r/ihadsex

Better Than Christ

mrcheez wrote: »

Say it during doggystyle. They'll think it's sweet and turn around. That's when you shoot em in the eye.

Those people who say romance is dead. They haven't got a clue.

Omackeral

Clare Squeaking Balloon wrote: »

In all honesty I'm probably overcompensating for being hung like a Smartie

Unlucky but understandable.

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

For the whole 4 minutes OP?

He goes twice and a half.

mrcheez

Better Than Christ wrote: »

Those people who say romance is dead. They haven't got a clue.

At the time I think I was discussing the possibility of the "I Love You" virus coming back and infecting Windows 7 pcs.

Nerd sex.

Plopsu

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Perhaps the OP over simplified the question.

Have you ever pretended or faked how much you liked someone for a sexual experience?

Waitaminit!! Does that mean that your stated affection for all our vibes is faked? :mad:

sjb25

Clare Squeaking Balloon wrote: »

You really know you're scraping the barrel when you reach down this far.

Pathetic.

Yeah - been there, lol!

And when you get around to the filthy endeavour, for the entire 4 minutes you're just thinking, "I hate myself, I f%%kin' hate myself!!".

Funny thing is, sometimes I say it to chicks, AFTER I'm done getting my jollies.

Don't know what it is.
I think I have some sick compulsion to cause them emotional turmoil by telling them I have powerful feelings for them and then laughing in their face when they fall for it.

In all honesty I'm probably overcompensating for when I was a dorky kid and the girls used to make wise cracks at my expense - lol.

https://youtu.be/lQlIhraqL7o