How do you eat your breakfast cereal?

Victor

Well, as the topic says, how do you eat your breakfast cereal?

EmmetSpiceland

With a spoon.

antodeco

Cereal and then milk. Anybody who does it in reverse is a psychopath and probably also inbred.

Then I use a table spoon or teaspoon if I've no table spoons washed.

TheBody

Two Weetabix every morning. Loads of milk on top and stick it in the microwave for 2 minutes to take the cold out of it. Eat with a dessert spoon then.

andekwarhola

Semi-consciously

Jurgen Klopp

I'm eating my breakfast Kate

colm_mcm

Shockingly all answers so far have been spoon.

With chopsticks, a steak knife, and a can-do attitude.

Deebles McBeebles

Spork.

Victor

I have to admit that recently there were no clean spoons so I used a fork.

corner of hells

I pour cold milk into plastic bag in the cereal box , shake it and pour it down my throat on the bus.

None of yer bollixology with spoons and bowls.

Sober Crappy Chemis

Vodka on my Lidl frosties... obvs

OneArt

"Eat" breakfast cereal..?

suicide_circus

from one of those large ramen bowls with a dessert spoon. ice cold full fat milk only.

moonage

Often sublingually and sometimes by rectal administration.

branie2

Just a spoon

Hamsterchops

Victor wrote: »

Well, as the topic says, how do you eat your breakfast cereal?

With a spoon.

Through a straw?

Apiarist

I have picked "other" as I do not eat so called "breakfast cereals". They either contain a lot of sugar, or made of something resembling shredded cardboard. Also I find cold milk difficult to digest in the morning.

For breakfast, I eat real cereals, that is oat or wheat porridge. Sometimes eggs, or the full Irish breakfast once a month or so.

Ipso

Of the thighs of a virgin

Hoop66

This probably isn't helpful, but my uncle used to have salad cream on his cereal.

Ipso

Hoop66 wrote: »

This probably isn't helpful, but my uncle used to have salad cream on his cereal.

What did he have on his salad?

Badly Drunk Boy

Hamsterchops wrote: »

With a spoon.

Through a straw?

Crunched up Corn Flakes and Rice Krispies (mixed) with loads of milk, and through a straw is the only way to go. If there are no straws available, a tablespoon (which was omitted from the list) is allowed.

Hoop66

Ipso wrote: »

What did he have on his salad?

He was Scottish, the subject never came up.

Wibbs

I don't eat breakfast cereal. Used to have the occasional porridge. With a spoon. Actually and TBH I rarely eat breakfast, Generally don't eat until around noon. Mind you I'm weird so there's that.

Fann Linn

Elbow bends, mouth opens.

Victor

Fann Linn wrote: »

Elbow bends, mouth opens.

You can get your elbow in your mouth?!?!?

Junkyard Tom

Mammy chews it and then spits it into me mouth.

Capt'n Midnight

corner of hells wrote: »

I pour cold milk into plastic bag in the cereal box , shake it and pour it down my throat on the bus.

None of yer bollixology with spoons and bowls.

jaysus

plastic bags is it ?

luxury



Reminded me of the student days when nothing was washed.
Open up a half empty milk carton, throw a couple of Weetabix , shake and go

Lyan

Milk first. Fight me.

Pherekydes

I drink mine. Porridge direct from the bowl.

tdf7187

The biggest bowl of Aspen you've ever seen, while enjoying the Sunday Express, in my bedroom where I composed 'The Joshua Tree'.

Capt'n Midnight

Pherekydes wrote: »

I drink mine. Porridge direct from the bowl.

NO !

On cup porridge one cup milk one cup water and just the right amount of salt.

You have to chew it. And you can feel it sitting in your stomach. Best winter breakfast if you want to fill full for ages.

AMKC

Victor wrote: »

I have to admit that recently there were no clean spoons so I used a fork.

Had to do that once or twice myself when in collage as they had no spoons there. Was doable just a bit more work lol.

Bowl of coco pops as a sweet snack is lovely

freshpopcorn

Two weetabix in a bowl and then add the milk.
Milk has to be cold.
For a strange reason I always use a teaspoon. The bigger spoon sort of overwhelms me.

Pherekydes

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

NO !

On cup porridge one cup milk one cup water and just the right amount of salt.

You have to chew it. And you can feel it sitting in your stomach. Best winter breakfast if you want to fill full for ages.

40g of porridge, one cup of water, a pinch of salt; 4 mins in the microwave. Sugar (I know, I know) and plenty of milk. Mix well and drink. :pac:

Lillyfae

30g porridge, ground cardamom, ginger and cinnamon, 300ml almond milk (unsweetened) and some chopped, dried apricots or some chopped apple. Leave to sit overnight, 3 minutes cooking in the morning. Bit of maple syrup if you fancy it. Delicious!

Pherekydes

Lillyfae wrote: »

30g porridge, ground cardamom, ginger and cinnamon, 300ml almond milk (unsweetened) and some chopped, dried apricots or some chopped apple. Leave to sit overnight, 3 minutes cooking in the morning. Bit of maple syrup if you fancy it. Delicious!

Tried this, with some minor variations, this morning, and it was delicious.

Lillyfae

Pherekydes wrote: »

Tried this, with some minor variations, this morning, and it was delicious.

I'm a genius!