‘I know a plumber, his name is leaky!’

carq

Hilarious lol

Why does this lad in the terrible ad look so familiar, was he an actor in something?

ygolometsipe

Typical boards.ie, always with the highbrow conversations.

carq

ygolometsipe wrote: »

Typical boards.ie, always with the highbrow conversations.

I know it not the most philosophical of threads but i know his face from somewhere! Been bugging me for 2 weeks

JohnnyFlash

I don’t know which book I preferred more - Drops in the Ocean by P. Overcliff, or Bubbles in the Bath by Wendy Bottom.

Wesser

the one that annoys me the most.

this fella who is 36 and is married with kids and is going to the most important meeting of his life in an hour. but first.... time to.play. what is this meeting he is going to!!! ???

EmmetSpiceland

Wesser wrote: »

the one that annoys me the most.

this fella who is 36 and is married with kids and is going to the most important meeting of his life in an hour. but first.... time to.play. what is this meeting he is going to!!! ???

In some versions the “voiceover” is done by a kid so makes a bit more sense and is far less creepy.

Sir Osis of Liver.

Did you hear about the Plumbers daughter?

She had acetylene tits.

harry Bailey esq

Guinness recently enough had an international marketing manager called.. Mr Porter yiz can look this up. Dunno if he's still there. The current spokesman for birdwatch Ireland is a fella called Niall Hatch. Sound fella, hear him bon newstalk a bit. The head honcho of coilte (forestry ****) was, or probably still is a man called Mr.Woods. All real names.

dxhound2005

Wesser wrote: »

the one that annoys me the most.

this fella who is 36 and is married with kids and is going to the most important meeting of his life in an hour. but first.... time to.play. what is this meeting he is going to!!! ???

A meeting to devise advertisements that stick in your head.

arybvtcw0eolkf

harry Bailey esq wrote: »

Guinness recently enough had an international marketing manager called.. Mr Porter yiz can look this up. Dunno if he's still there. The current spokesman for birdwatch Ireland is a fella called Niall Hatch. Sound fella, hear him bon newstalk a bit. The head honcho of coilte (forestry ****) was, or probably still is a man called Mr.Woods. All real names.

I got a taxi one to The Pavillions in Swords (Dublin), the driver didn't know where it was.. No big deal, they can't know everywhere but his name was ~

Frank LOSTY

So I joked ''that's an unfortunate name for a taxi driver who doesn't know where he's going''.. ''Why?''

I lost my sh*t.

BorneTobyWilde

I know a plumber, his name is leaky
With yellow feathers in his hair and a butt crack down to there
At the Copa Copacabana
Copper and fashion were always his passion
At the Copa,, Copacabana

Kermit.de.frog

You wouldn't want to hire this guy as a plumber

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP30okjpCko

Beeping Kitchen Appliances

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

You wouldn't want to hire this guy as a plumber

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP30okjpCko

That lad's out of his depth.

05eaftqbrs9jlh

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

You wouldn't want to hire this guy as a plumber

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OP30okjpCko

They wouldn't fork out the money for a proper plumber or pay €150 for every half hour the water supply was turned off in the building and this guy was willing to go in and have a jet of boiling water spurt out at him to get the landlord's repeat business. They destroyed two apartments and the landlord had to pay damages in the end because of that video.

I think it should be an educational video.

BorneTobyWilde

I know if I was having plumbing done I'd insist on every pipe going to a tap or outlet would have a dam tap on the pipe work below that outlet so taps could be replaced without hassle. Is that not an option? I mean taps are everywhere else in plumbing, so why not put them there.

Bob Harris

Tatum Cold Stapler wrote: »

I got a taxi one to The Pavillions in Swords (Dublin), the driver didn't know where it was.. No big deal, they can't know everywhere but his name was ~

Frank LOSTY

So I joked ''that's an unfortunate name for a taxi driver who doesn't know where he's going''.. ''Why?''

I lost my sh*t.

Was he anything to Pintman Paddy?

Beeping Kitchen Appliances

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

I know if I was having plumbing done I'd insist on every pipe going to a tap or outlet would have a dam tap on the pipe work below that outlet so taps could be replaced without hassle. Is that not an option? I mean taps are everywhere else in plumbing, so why not put them there.

At the very least you should be able isolate the bathroom as a whole(cold water)
Expect valves on hot water tanks and boilers.

Jonybgud

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I don’t know which book I preferred more - Drops in the Ocean by P. Overcliff, or Bubbles in the Bath by Wendy Bottom.

Naw, both of those were put to bed by....

Puddle In The Garden by I. Pisdare.

harry Bailey esq

Tatum Cold Stapler wrote: »

I got a taxi one to The Pavillions in Swords (Dublin), the driver didn't know where it was.. No big deal, they can't know everywhere but his name was ~

Frank LOSTY

So I joked ''that's an unfortunate name for a taxi driver who doesn't know where he's going''.. ''Why?''

I lost my sh*t.

He's a Blanchardstown man Mr. Losty. Unless there is another cabbie with the same name. Which is fairly unlikely.