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Smells like Gwyneth Paltrows Vagina

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  • #2
    TheValeyard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,261 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    But how do they know?

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • #3
    alchemist33
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,969 ✭✭✭✭alchemist33


    Sold out already. A fool and their money...


  • #4
    An Ri rua
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,626 ✭✭✭An Ri rua


    alchemist33 wrote: »
    Sold out already. A fool and their money...

    That's because they're "unique, rare and utterly extraordinary".


  • #5
    Gynoid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,524 ✭✭✭Gynoid


    Oh those witty edgy slebs :)


  • #6
    colm_mcm
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73,546 ✭✭✭✭colm_mcm


    Save you some time..
    This candle started as a joke between perfumer Douglas Little and GP—the two were working on a fragrance, and she blurted out, “Uhhh..this smells like a vagina


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  • #7
    alchemist33
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,969 ✭✭✭✭alchemist33


    Their products are full of clains that they'll sort out all your problens, all followed by -

    open-uri20170315-69-1amw45w?1489614616

    So, "this is what it does, but actually we just made it up"


  • #8
    drunkmonkey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,816 ✭✭✭✭drunkmonkey


    alchemist33 wrote: »
    Sold out already. A fool and their money...

    If your on a budget...

    https://twitter.com/kate_awakening/status/1215752746680242176?s=20


  • #9
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    tenor.gif


  • #10
    Boredstiff666
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,030 ✭✭✭Boredstiff666


    Whats it smell like?


  • #11
    Mr E
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 55,618 ✭✭✭✭Mr E


    Mod: Moved to AH. This is not Current Affairs.


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  • #12
    selwyn froggitt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 480 ✭✭selwyn froggitt


    This all smells a bit fishy to me.


  • #13
    Pauliedragon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,405 ✭✭✭Pauliedragon


    Why would you want something that smells like a pussy. They all smell and taste horrible.


  • #14
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,633 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Pauliedragon wrote: »
    Why would you want something that smells like a pussy. They all smell and taste horrible.

    Meow


  • #15
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Pauliedragon wrote: »
    Why would you want something that smells like a pussy. They all smell and taste horrible.
    well thats not true


  • #16
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    75 bucks?..Jesus..

    But yeah...crass..


  • #17
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,633 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Doesn't she bleach her pussy...


  • #18
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,330 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Smells like Apple ****ty Musician and a hint of disdain.


  • #19
    Effects
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,760 ✭✭✭Effects


    punisher5112 wrote: »
    Doesn't she bleach her pussy...

    She steams it apparently.


  • #20
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,442 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Effects wrote: »
    She steams it apparently.

    What, with some baby potatoes and asparagus? Why can't she just wash her snatch like the rest of us?


  • #21
    iamtony
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,801 ✭✭✭iamtony


    Pauliedragon wrote: »
    Why would you want something that smells like a pussy. They all smell and taste horrible.
    Someone I know once described licking a vagina to licking the top of a square 9 volt battery, I thought it was brilliant :D


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  • #22
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 5,311 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Has she not been sectioned yet?


  • #23
    nthclare
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,315 ✭✭✭nthclare


    Ahh here you may as well stand in the corner of Quilty pier in Co Clare on a summer's Sunday afternoon and enjoy the euphoric delightful scent of the pile rotting baited 5 day old lobster pots.

    You'll get good scenery to top it off and it wouldn't cost ya anything.


  • #24
    selwyn froggitt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 480 ✭✭selwyn froggitt


    Effects wrote: »
    She steams it apparently.

    As Chris Martin once said: ‘It was all yellow’


  • #25
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Yeah but where is the penis or scrotum one?, and who will be associated with it hmmmm!!!


  • #26
    Raconteuse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    Goop seems like a word for vaginal secretion.

    But no matter how clean, no vagina smells like "geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed".

    And $70+ and sold out? May as well take advantage of such idiocy if you're that way inclined.


  • #27
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    What I want to know is...can you fcuk it?


  • #28
    Sober Crappy Chemis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 461 ✭✭Sober Crappy Chemis


    Here’s my version.
    PM me to order.

    71Z2l%2BAgYBL._SX679_.jpg


  • #29
    touts
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,629 ✭✭✭touts


    In my limited experience they all taste slightly different I presume depending on diet etc but I've never come across one that smelled of anything in particular. You'll smell perfume or shower gel or normal body smell but if the lady is clean and healthy there shouldn't be a vagina smell.

    If Gwen's vagina has a strong enough smell that a passing candle maker could come up with a business idea then I'd advise her to go to a doctor.


  • #30
    Harry Palmr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    Just fill it with goop and stand well back.


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  • #31
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,804 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    Word on the street is it was harvested from Weinsteins beard.


  • #32
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    A lot of flapping around over nothing.


  • #33
    Pac1Man
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,394 ✭✭✭Pac1Man


    Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »
    What I want to know is...can you fcuk it?

    You should start a YouTube series.


  • #34
    JP Liz V1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 90,233 ✭✭✭✭JP Liz V1


    alchemist33 wrote: »
    Sold out already. A fool and their money...

    How many did Weinstein purchase?
    https://forumofgames.com/




  • #35
    Quantum Baloney
    Closed Accounts Posts: 190 ✭✭Quantum Baloney


    Can men buy these?


  • #36
    cloudatlas
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,711 ✭✭✭cloudatlas


    Is this what has become of After Hours after the shift to Current Affairs. Sad.


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  • #37
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,637 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    cloudatlas wrote: »
    Is this what has become of After Hours after the shift to Current Affairs. Sad.

    Yeah.

    Thread-necro is pretty sad alright.


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