nudist colony

LaFuton

bunch of naked people in the woods!

Alecto

LaFuton wrote: »

bunch of naked people in the woods!

And where might that be? :P

James Brown

Alecto wrote: »

And where might that be? :P

Asking for a friend

Odyssey 2005

Was expecting another Mr.F thread ,)

RobbingBandit

You go to a nudist colony expecting to see young ladies you're gonna have a bad time. Nothing but dust.

is_that_so

Shouldn't it be naturist?

humberklog

How come nudist camps get the term Colony?


Surely "community" would suffice?


But it's kinda cool.

is_that_so

humberklog wrote: »

How come nudist camps get the term Colony?


Surely "community" would suffice?


But it's kinda cool.

Colony sounds like a cult or diseased!

jippo nolan

If you’re caught ogling, you might get a STIFF sentence!

Loafing Oaf

This thread is basically the 2020 version of

Kasper P

Some of these places, you see round little bottoms dotted all over the sand dunes, moving up and down as they have sex. Another one I saw a television chef, with his penis out, a chubby one, I think sometimes they stretch them and spin them before they reveal their parts, but it's not for me when you see these groups outside camper vans or what have you, drinking small plastic cups of water, making idle chatter, with tiny shrivelled appendages baking in the sun, then again you'd have to ask, what do they get out of it? Do they discuss philosophical issues, when their genitals are exposed like that, or is more of a relax and admire kind of vibe

Hamsterchops

Wobbly bits, grasyass, bare flesh, dimples, cellulite, overgrown bushes, dirty bottoms :eek:

iamstop

There is a hole in the wall of the nudist colony.

Police are looking into it.

iamstop

Anyone remember H&E magazine?

KathleenGrant

I couldn't go nude. Not because of weight issues, cellulite, stretch-marks, drooping (Have all of those by the way)

Nope! Main issue is this country is too damn cold.

iamstop

iamstop wrote: »

Anyone remember H&E magazine?

$hit. My local newsagent has shut in the shopping centre.

I don't have the bottle to ask the local TESCO store.

milehip

[Deleted User] wrote: »

$hit. My local newsagent has shut in the shopping centre.

I don't have the bottle to ask the local TESCO store.

You need Captain Jazzmag!

Trigger Happy

I was on a nudist beach once. I was expecting it to be like the beach version of the Emmanuelle movies.
Biggest disappointment of my life. No doubt.

Salary Negotiator

It’s a brave man that goes nude in weather that cold.

iamstop

Deleted User wrote: »

$hit. My local newsagent has shut in the shopping centre.

I don't have the bottle to ask the local TESCO store.

Is it still in print?

Sardonicat

Trigger Happy wrote: »

I was on a nudist beach once. I was expecting it to be like the beach version of the Emmanuelle movies.
Biggest disappointment of my life. No doubt.

Was the feeling mutual?

Trigger Happy

Sardonicat wrote: »

Was the feeling mutual?

No idea what they felt like. Leather by the looks of it.

Odyssey 2005

iamstop wrote: »

There is a hole in the wall of the nudist colony.

Police are looking into it.

Glory Glory.

LaFuton

LaFuton wrote: »

bunch of naked people in the woods!

And a bunch of woods on the naked people?

What is the collective noun for nudists I wonder?

KathleenGrant wrote: »

Nope! Main issue is this country is too damn cold.

Family and I have been invited to Stuttgart by an old friend. I believe Baden Baden where the mineral baths are is close enough to there - where the British Royals used to travel to. Think it might be worth a visit. Nudity for all the family and not entirely a cold place to be.

And they have 3 piece suit only casinos - semi posh places - which I have also never been to.

Still might wait till the Spring or Summer at least though. Its not much warmer there than here. Though 12o today when I just checked.

Trigger Happy

Trigger Happy wrote: »

I was on a nudist beach once. I was expecting it to be like the beach version of the Emmanuelle movies.
Biggest disappointment of my life. No doubt.

I was on one once too. It was more like the beach scene in eurotrip than Emmanuel.

Loafing Oaf

Deleted User wrote: »

And a bunch of woods on the naked people?

What is the collective noun for nudists I wonder?

a perturbation

Pauliedragon

The vast majority of people look terrible naked.

Purgative

iamstop wrote: »

Anyone remember H&E magazine?

I was after number 46, if ya could help me out.


For a friend - he wants the whole set.

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts

I saw nudists in the Tiergarten in Berlin last summer from the top of a tour bus! A taxi driver told us to keep our eyes peeled.

NSAman

Went to a nudist beach once, as an OCD person with cleanliness, all I kept thinking was these people need a good Ironing!

NSAman

NSAman wrote: »

Went to a nudist beach once, as an OCD person with cleanliness, all I kept thinking was these people need a good Ironing!

People running naked is always the best. Some bits go up - as other bits are on the way down - and then vice versa. It never stops being funny.

wiggle16

I'm naked right now and just found this thread. Fancy that.

Sardonicat

wiggle16 wrote: »

I'm naked right now and just found this thread. Fancy that.

Your username has never been more apt

wiggle16

Sardonicat wrote: »

Your username has never been more apt

Yeah. Jiggle16 :rolleyes:

OneArt

Pauliedragon wrote: »

The vast majority of people look terrible naked.

I agree.


But so does the vast majority of fashion.


People, in general, just look terrible.

Hamsterchops

Jiggle jiggle slap & tickle.

Ooh err Matron ...
anyone up for a bowl of spotted dick

tuxy

In countries where all the family and friends use the sauna fully nude at the same time I imagine the idea of this nudist colony sounds very dull to them.

A friend of mine had only just met his girlfriends parents who were from Bavaria, that same evening they were all in the sauna together. Weird for him but perfectly normal for everyone else there. If he had decided to not go nude they would have thought he was some kind of idiot. A sauna with any clothes is very impractical and counterproductive.

iamstop

Anyone remember the Mr. Bean sketch where he spends the episode changing near a guy on a deck chair?

*Spoiler Alert*
By the time he finally gets changed the deck chair guy gets up, pulls out his white cane and taps his way off.

I do.