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I dare ya

  • 05-01-2020 2:47am
    #1
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭


    I dare you to lick your dog's tongue. What do you dare me to do?

    I dared my husband to lick our Newfie puppy's tongue, he said "I will if you lick my tongue after" then acting the eejit I went tongue out towards the dog just as he turned his massive head and I licked something very whiskery, slobbery and hairy. Could have been the Newfoundland, could have been the husband.

    Dare the person below you to do something funny but quite innocent?


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  • #2
    LaFuton
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    dont have a dog.

    nof would i.

    sorry bud.


  • #3
    Shoelaces
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 314 ✭✭Shoelaces


    Worms


  • #4
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    LaFuton wrote: »
    dont have a dog.

    nof would i.

    sorry bud.

    Dare you to get a dog.

    (Not really).


  • #5
    con747
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,076 ✭✭✭con747


    Dare you to confront your greatest fear.

    Don't expect anything from life, just be grateful to be alive.



  • #6
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    con747 wrote: »
    Dare you to confront your greatest fear.

    That's hardly a light-headed and fun dare!
    There aren't many very tight confined spaces in my house I can't get out of anyway.

    Dare you to lick your heel.


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  • #7
    MrMusician18
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,755 ✭✭✭MrMusician18


    Is it really a dare if it's not a double dog dare?


  • #8
    job seeker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,119 ✭✭✭job seeker


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I dare you to lick your dog's tongue. What do you dare me to do?

    I dared my husband to lick our Newfie puppy's tongue, he said "I will if you lick my tongue after" then acting the eejit I went tongue out towards the dog just as he turned his massive head and I licked something very whiskery, slobbery and hairy. Could have been the Newfoundland, could have been the husband.

    Dare the person below you to do something funny but quite innocent?

    I dare you to be more mature.


  • #9
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    MrMusician18 wrote: »
    Is it really a dare if it's not a double dog dare?

    Dogs don't have to be involved. Probably better they're not.


  • #10
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    job seeker wrote: »
    I dare you to be more mature.

    I take this dare.

    Later.


  • #11
    LaFuton
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    adare ja turismo grande!


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  • #12
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    job seeker wrote: »
    I dare you to be more mature.

    I am taking this dare after all. I am going to bed.


  • #13
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I dare you to lick your dog's tongue. What do you dare me to do?

    Par for the course here. I have a - not exactly dog - but his species bites your face and licks your mouth when you have been away too long :)

    The face biting kinda hurts too :/

    Edit: sorry I forgot to make a dare. I dare you to write a sentence where every second word is a word from the one thing you would never do - but every other second word is a word from the one dark fantasy you would love to do :) The first word of course can be from either.


  • #14
    Ficheall
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,034 ✭✭✭Ficheall


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Par for the course here. I have a - not exactly dog - but his species bites your face and licks your mouth when you have been away too long :)

    The face biting kinda hurts too :/
    Pet herpes, eh?


  • #15
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Ficheall wrote: »
    Pet herpes, eh?

    It is a dominance thing in their species im told :)


  • #16
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    Par for the course here. I have a - not exactly dog - but his species bites your face and licks your mouth when you have been away too long :)

    The face biting kinda hurts too :/

    Edit: sorry I forgot to make a dare. I dare you to write a sentence where every second word is a word from the one thing you would never do - but every other second word is a word from the one dark fantasy you would love to do :) The first word of course can be from either.

    I LOVE this dare. I hope no one else has done it before I get up tomorrow cause I am too tired (and drunk) to do it now. Ok gonna attempt it.

    Hang on I need verbs. You made it too hard (that's what she said)


  • #17
    PonchoMcHoncho
    Closed Accounts Posts: 58 ✭✭PonchoMcHoncho


    What's this, a slumber party?


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