Red or Black?

CelticRambler · 17-12-2019 3:18pm #1

I'm ahead of myself this week, and not starting any new projects before Christmas, so have decided to channel my inner mr_fegelien instead of being a productive member of society. :P

So, which colour dress is the sexiest - red or black? Which one would have you racing across the dancefloor to grab the woman wearing it before someone else got to her? Me, I wouldn't say no to the woman in red, but think black makes her look so much more sophisticated! :cool:

Fr_Dougal · 17-12-2019 3:19pm

Why does it matter? The whole world is ruined and we’re all going to die.

FML

EmmetSpiceland · 17-12-2019 3:19pm

If ‘Passenger 57’ taught us anything it was to always bet on black.

17-12-2019 3:20pm

Bet it all on red

circadian · 17-12-2019 3:20pm

Atari Jaguar?

Stevieluvsye · 17-12-2019 3:21pm

Great thread........said no one ever but here's my two penny worth

Depends on the material. Leather i'd go red, everything else black

Mint Sauce · 17-12-2019 3:31pm

I miss the 'Atari Jaguar' days.

iamstop · 17-12-2019 3:31pm

In before 'pics or it didn't happen'.

CelticRambler · 17-12-2019 3:32pm

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

Great thread........said no one ever

Yay - I have successfully harnessed the force of mr_feg !

riffmongous · 17-12-2019 3:35pm

Half and half of course, with a big star in the middle

andekwarhola · 17-12-2019 4:00pm

The post options should be narrated by a middle-aged guy in tight jeans doing a vroom vroom motion.

Bobblehats · 17-12-2019 4:03pm

Seasonal red ~ with white trim?

Princess Calla · 17-12-2019 4:07pm

I think I remember reading something about when a woman is ovulating she tends to dress in a more "flashy" attire......subconscious decision seemingly. Red was one of the top colours for this!

So if you're hooking up with a lady in red...wrap it up

Ten of Swords · 17-12-2019 4:08pm

CelticRambler wrote: »

So, which colour dress is the sexiest - red or black?

These dole bashing threads are getting very abstract now :pac:

Omackeral · 17-12-2019 4:42pm

CelticRambler wrote: »

Which one would have you racing across the dancefloor to grab the woman wearing it

Paging Sarah Dunners...

17-12-2019 4:46pm

To be fair, everyone on this thread is imagining a Jessica Rabbit figure... Basically, if you've the right figure a sack cloth and string to tie in the waist will do.