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To the guy on the scooter:

  • 30-11-2019 8:10pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,091 ✭✭✭✭


    I'm talking to you, the guy who got clobbered on Camden St. in Dublin about an hour ago, when a car pulled out in front of you. I'm not in position to say who ran the red light - you or the car - but I doubt you'd get a bookie to quote you odds that it was the car. It doesn't really matter: even if you have an amber light, you take your life in your hands if you whizz through a crossing at 20mph with cars on all sides.

    I'm a pedestrian or a cyclist, no fan of cars or drivers, but in a situation like that you ride defensively: give drivers every chance to see you, and be prepared to drop the anchor if you don't like what you see ahead. I won't get in to the legality of these scooters on the roads, which has been covered elsewhere. In a battle between you and over a ton of metal and glass, you're on a loser.

    I doubt your injuries are life-threatening - I saw you holding your side as I walked past after others were already helping you - so I have no reservations about calling you a numbnuts who is lucky to be alive. It's dark, you're on a scooter on busy streets, dressed in dark clothes with no helmet, lights or reflectors that I could see. Just to add insult to injury: the noise you made as you bounced off the car was scary, and made some children nearby start crying. :mad:

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,230 ✭✭✭jaxxx


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    This reads like a 90s spoken word piece that would be played over slow electronic music. Like Sunscreen but more downbeat for the comedown and chillout room.

    Do nightclubs still have a chillout room?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Them pesky Eskimos


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,528 ✭✭✭Cody montana


    Ok boomer?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    Great dj.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,636 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Crinklewood


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,676 ✭✭✭strandroad


    Is this for real - you came here to insult and give out to an accident victim, quite possibly blameless if they have indeed observed the lights?
    Or is this post a joke I'm not getting, a parody of "fkn cyclists" posts?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    bnt wrote: »
    I'm talking to you, the guy who got clobbered on Camden St. in Dublin about an hour ago, when a car pulled out in front of you. I'm not in position to say who ran the red light - you or the car - but I doubt you'd get a bookie to quote you odds that it was the car. It doesn't really matter: even if you have an amber light, you take your life in your hands if you whizz through a crossing at 20mph with cars on all sides.

    I'm a pedestrian or a cyclist, no fan of cars or drivers, but in a situation like that you ride defensively: give drivers every chance to see you, and be prepared to drop the anchor if you don't like what you see ahead. I won't get in to the legality of these scooters on the roads, which has been covered elsewhere. In a battle between you and over a ton of metal and glass, you're on a loser.

    I doubt your injuries are life-threatening - I saw you holding your side as I walked past after others were already helping you - so I have no reservations about calling you a numbnuts who is lucky to be alive. It's dark, you're on a scooter on busy streets, dressed in dark clothes with no helmet, lights or reflectors that I could see. Just to add insult to injury: the noise you made as you bounced off the car was scary, and made some children nearby start crying. :mad:

    TLDR - Hey dickhead, I don't like the sound you made when you got smashed by a car.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,005 ✭✭✭BDI


    Scooter driver is a hero I think. Seen the amber and decided to be a gambler.

    Man that makes decisions and stands by them. Not a hurler from the ditch like the op.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,091 ✭✭✭✭bnt


    BDI wrote: »
    Scooter driver is a hero I think. Seen the amber and decided to be a gambler.

    Man that makes decisions and stands by them. Not a hurler from the ditch like the op.
    Sure, he stood by his decisions ... until he was knocked off his feet by a car. If it was guaranteed to work, it wouldn't be a gamble, I suppose. :rolleyes:

    You are the type of what the age is searching for, and what it is afraid it has found. I am so glad that you have never done anything, never carved a statue, or painted a picture, or produced anything outside of yourself! Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.

    ―Oscar Wilde predicting Social Media, in The Picture of Dorian Gray



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  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,461 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    This reads like a 90s spoken word piece that would be played over slow electronic music. Like Sunscreen but more downbeat for the comedown and chillout room.

    I genuinely just peed a little :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,005 ✭✭✭BDI


    Insulting random women online does not make you "based", actually it makes you a weak bully, neither funny nor clever, just a boy who picks on others to make himself feel better. My advice to you would be to go into a random bar near you and insult the biggest guy in there, instead of random women online. I'm sure he will be impressed with how "based" you are. Before he shatters your weak incel chin. Hopefully one of you walks into my local bar and picks on me, I'd love to rock a mysognistic jaw.

    What pub you in bub?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Have a bit of sympathy for goodness sake!

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,005 ✭✭✭BDI


    Roisin Dubh, Galway. I'm on the left as you walk in. You can't miss me. Looking forward to seeing ya, pal.

    I’m not your pal bud.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭the dark phantom


    BDI wrote: »
    I’m not your pal bud.

    You know where he is, What are you waiting for ?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,609 ✭✭✭✭lawred2


    You massive knob OP


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,005 ✭✭✭BDI


    You know where he is, What are you waiting for ?

    I’m stalling while he keeps drinking, going to catch him on the way out when he’s too drunk to defend himself.

    I’m a tactical ninja.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,005 ✭✭✭BDI


    Just jogging down the Straffan road at the moment for my warm up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,005 ✭✭✭BDI


    I don't like bullies, I don't like incels and I don't like YOU.

    I'm 6'2 and built. Lad I'm gonna make bits of ya.

    When you get served your chips in Supermacs, tell the fella serving you that, I’ll have already eaten. Good complex carbs.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,273 ✭✭✭twowheelsonly


    Insulting random women online does not make you "based", actually it makes you a weak bully, neither funny nor clever, just a boy who picks on others to make himself feel better. My advice to you would be to go into a random bar near you and insult the biggest guy in there, instead of random women online. I'm sure he will be impressed with how "based" you are. Before he shatters your weak incel chin. Hopefully one of you walks into my local bar and picks on me, I'd love to rock a mysognistic jaw.
    Roisin Dubh, Galway. I'm on the left as you walk in. You can't miss me. Looking forward to seeing ya, pal.

    If there's one thing I can't stand it's militant feminists

    If there's one thing I can't stand it's drunk militant feminists

    If there's one thing I can't stand it's drunk militant feminists who somehow manage to be cool enough to squeeze in cool words and statements like 'based', 'incel' and 'rock a mysognistic jaw' into a simple statement

    If there's one thing I can't stand it's militant feminists who DON'T READ A POST PROPERLY BEFORE LAUNCHING THEIR MILITANT FEMINIST RANT !!!
    "….the guy who got clobbered on Camden St"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,005 ✭✭✭BDI


    Yeah you'll be getting served pal, have no fear of that...

    Served with a round of applause because I unblocked the jacks with with some big dumpers mallet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,496 ✭✭✭Will I Am Not


    Roisin Dubh, Galway. I'm on the left as you walk in. You can't miss me. Looking forward to seeing ya, pal.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Mod

    Closing thread.

    This is not the place to have a rant at a RTA victim regardless who is at fault.

    Also there was a troll which has derailed thread into a mexican standoff in the making.


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