Why?

Kermit.de.frog

Why in a King size Pot Noodle do you get the same small size soy sachet?!?

This makes no sense :mad:

Omackeral

Late contender for thread of the year here folks.

Bob Harris

RichT

Why would anyone buy a pot of salt and fat?

This makes no sense! :mad:

sbsquarepants

RichT wrote: »

Why would anyone buy a pot of salt and fat?

This makes no sense! :mad:

Ah the misguided words of a man who has never tasted the miracle that is a chicken and mushroom pot noodle whilst in the king fu death grip of the dreaded "munchies":D

The J Stands for Jay

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Ah the misguided words of a man who has never tasted the miracle that is a chicken and mushroom pot noodle whilst in the king fu death grip of the dreaded "munchies":D

What about when they tried to launch Pot Mash. It was rank.

Montage of Feck

Some men see things as they are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were, and ask why not.
-JFK

corner of hells

Omackeral wrote: »

Late contender for thread of the year here folks.

He may have gotten in past Mr Fegelien with that thread but Andy from Sligo is lurking too.

Fr_Dougal

corner of hells wrote: »

He may have gotten in past Mr Fegelien with that thread but Andy from Sligo is lurking too.

Andy’s version: Why is pot noodle not free?
Mr Fegeliens version: Has a pot noodle ever ruined your life?

hellsing101

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

Why in a King size Pot Noodle do you get the same small size soy sachet?!?

This makes no sense :mad:

That sachet is the maximum safe amount of flavor a human being can handle, any more and you would blow the taste buds clean of yourself.

Yester

I once got a standard size pot noodle with 2 sachets in it. That was a good day.

Tacitus Kilgore

Feck that little packet of soy sauce. Get a king beef and tomato and a half bottle of heinz ketchup, be grand

TheValeyard

Montage of Feck wrote: »

Some men see things as they are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were, and ask why not.
-JFK

And then he got shot. Anniversary of all days.

Hector Savage

Like the time I tried to confuse the computer and put "Why?" in the search engine ... and dat....

magic_murph

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

Why in a King size Pot Noodle do you get the same small size soy sachet?!?

This makes no sense :mad:

Eat an apple - you will live longer.

BeerWolf

More concentrated? /shrug

Bob Harris

magic_murph wrote: »

Eat an apple - you will live longer.

That is not always true....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gA4pbt38y34

Kermit.de.frog

Food snobs.

Nothing wrong with eating a pot noodle.

Knorr 'Quick Meals' on the other hand are utterly immoral.

Tacitus Kilgore

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

Food snobs.

Nothing wrong with eating a pot noodle.

Knorr 'Quick Meals' on the other hand are utterly immoral.

The carbonara pasta one is bearable, its them sachets of mug shots that are the worst shite, instant heartburn off them.

Your Face

Is there a poodle in your pot noodle?

EmmetSpiceland

Kermit.de.frog wrote: »

Food snobs.

Nothing wrong with eating a pot noodle.

Knorr 'Quick Meals' on the other hand are utterly immoral.

Agree about the “Quick” meals but you really should move on to Koka Noodles, Pot Noodle is dog food by comparison.

Bigbagofcans

corner of hells wrote: »

He may have gotten in past Mr Fegelien with that thread but Andy from Sligo is lurking too.

Every time I see his name I read it as Mr Fandango.

Hande hoche!

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Agree about the “Quick” meals but you really should move on to Koka Noodles, Pot Noodle is dog food by comparison.

Super noodles are worth the effort.

Feisar

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Agree about the “Quick” meals but you really should move on to Koka Noodles, Pot Noodle is dog food by comparison.

This man knows what's up.

EmmetSpiceland

Hande hoche! wrote: »

Super noodles are worth the effort.

That made be but I believe we are talking of the “potted” noodle here.

If you want to expand that to the “flat” or “packet” noodle, well, that’s for another day.

JohnnyFlash

I always associate instant noodles with stoners from Galway sitting around watching Family Guy.

Any adult regularly eating instant noodles would want to sort their life out.

Tacitus Kilgore

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Any adult regularly eating instant noodles would want to sort their life out.

Naah, they're grand, what would ye know about it anyway?

EmmetSpiceland

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I always associate instant noodles with stoners from Galway sitting around watching Family Guy.

Any adult regularly eating instant noodles would want to sort their life out.

I don’t think any of them actually “eat” the Pot Noodle, J. I mean, it’s vile. In every flavour.

It’s been discussed on this site already but today’s creepy, bedroom-dwelling, deviant is too cheap, and lazy, to invest in the “jam jar & liver” route.

No, instead they’re more likely to plumb for the more basic, and less “intimate”, option of slightly warm Pot Noodle.

JohnnyFlash

Tacitus Kilgore wrote: »

Naah, they're grand, what would ye know about it anyway?

I don’t think it’s overly controversial to suggest that an adult man who regularly eats pot noodle, frozen pizzas, microwaveable burgers, or beef stew from a can isn’t probably leading an optimal life. Especially if they put playing computer games for 8 hours a night ahead of preparing healthy food.

Tacitus Kilgore

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I don’t think it’s overly controversial to suggest that an adult man who regularly eats pot noodle, frozen pizzas, microwaveable burgers, or beef stew from a can isn’t probably leading an optimal life. Especially if they put playing computer games for 8 hours a night ahead of preparing healthy food.

I wouldn't consider that overly controversial at all, your original statement however, lacks the detail of above.

EmmetSpiceland

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I don’t think it’s overly controversial to suggest that an adult man who regularly eats pot noodle, frozen pizzas, microwaveable burgers, or beef stew from a can isn’t probably leading an optimal life. Especially if they put playing computer games for 8 hours a night ahead of preparing healthy food.

Had one of the IT lads here bring in a pre-cooked “Fray Bentos” steak & kidney pies before you know the ones that come in a flat tin?

He scooped it all out onto a plate and microwaved it in the work “kitchen”. The smell off it was disgusting, as was the vision of this vile creature shovelling it into his gob.

Tacitus Kilgore

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Had one of the IT lads here bring in a pre-cooked “Fray Bentos” steak & kidney pies before you know the ones that come in a flat tin?

He scooped it all out onto a plate and microwaved it in the work “kitchen”. The smell off it was disgusting, as was the vision of this vile creature shovelling it into his gob.

Always wanted to try one of those but could never bring myself to buy one - they any good?