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Female sex drive Vs Male sex drive?

  • 09-11-2019 1:44pm
    #1
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭


    Since my inception - the female to male ratios for sexual leverage is something I've been struggling to come to terms with.

    It's been like this since forever, across all cultures, races, religions - hell even mammals.

    In less cortically developed species, the males compete for the right to breed.

    It happens like that sometimes in humans but, not really that much.
    As in, females don't really entertain males fighting physically with one another for rights to bed her down.

    Status - perhaps attained by physicality?
    Yeah - does happen.

    However - let's get to the core of the issue;

    Varying mammalian species aside - men, tend to be more horny that women.

    .....

    Or are they??

    Testosterone is the aggressive hormone;
    This transpires as men adopting the role they do physically - that's whatever.

    But when it comes down to sex drive itself?

    From what I can tell - I mean, chicks get horny too.
    They use sex to feel good, just like men do.

    Without getting into essay territory - simple question;

    How often, on average - would females masturbate in contrast to males?

    On average?

    Males - your average is gonna be twice a day.
    That sexual itch needs to be scratched about twice a day.

    Average female - what it is?


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,349 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    Holy crap, you sound like an AI program trying to understand humans.

    I bet this is what the inside of Mark Zuckerberg's head looks like.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,686 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Didn't you do this very same thread a few weeks ago?

    Go out and try talking to a few women.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,937 ✭✭✭Bishop of hope


    I have a friend who had a sex change a few years ago, he doesent **** now at all.

    Edit, sorry I should have said "she".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,732 ✭✭✭weisses


    Reading the OP No wonder women are going for an electric drive these days :cool:


  • Posts: 5,311 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Is it mating season already?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,955 ✭✭✭Conall Cernach



    Males - your average is gonna be twice a day.
    That sexual itch needs to be scratched about twice a day.
    OP, I think you may have a problem unless you're a 13 year old boy.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,686 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Is it mating season already?

    Let the rutting commence ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 295 ✭✭fattymuatty


    Are you looking for women to tell you about their masturbation habits because if you just want to know averages you can google it, it's all there. It comes across like you are just looking for **** fodder to be honest.


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 93,596 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Is it mating season already?
    Yip , every seven years


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    A lot of lads seem to have fairly warped views on sex these days. I’d say much of it is down to vigorous and regular masturbation while watching violent gonzo porn on the internet. That porn is bad for the brain, lads.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,005 ✭✭✭BDI


    What’s the price of eggs these days, are they still expensive op?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 823 ✭✭✭The chan chan man


    This is a copy and paste of your post in the sexuality forum! Jasus you must be desperate!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭Padre_Pio


    This is a copy and paste of your post in the sexuality forum! Jasus you must be desperate!

    OP has 300 posts and 50 threads, most around weird sex stuff.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,436 ✭✭✭dartboardio


    Have you been living under a rock OP?

    You're only realising, women get just as horny and masturbate just as much as any man does? For the most part.

    Dont let that irish oppression fool ya!

    All humans get horny and masturbate, welcome to reality


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,316 ✭✭✭✭Loafing Oaf


    Holy crap, you sound like an AI program trying to understand humans..

    Yeah 'since my inception'...program thesaurus needs a little more work I'd say


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,135 ✭✭✭Better Than Christ


    Go out and try talking to a few women.

    "Hello, females"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,316 ✭✭✭✭Loafing Oaf


    "Hello, females"

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,745 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    Didn't you do this very same thread a few weeks ago?

    Go out and try talking to a few women.

    "Hi woman, I am from the internet, how often do you masturbate?"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,627 ✭✭✭Woke Hogan


    Is it mating season already?
    Pon farr.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,694 ✭✭✭✭Alf Veedersane


    I have a friend who had a sex change a few years ago, he doesent **** now at all.

    Edit, sorry I should have said "she".

    Must be a welcome change for you that they no longer bash the bishop.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    Just drive she said


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,761 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK



    How often, on average - would females masturbate in contrast to males?

    On average?

    Males - your average is gonna be twice a day.
    That sexual itch needs to be scratched about twice a day.

    Average female - what it is?

    Average twice a day you say...I doubt this...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,433 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    RobertKK wrote: »
    Average twice a day you say...I doubt this...

    A normal male between the ages of, say 18-38 will be going at “it”, at least, once a day. From 13/14 to 18 you’re looking at at 2 to 3 times a day.

    Now, add in the type of male who uses this site, a fan of MMA, and watches extreme hardcore pornography and you’re looking at upwards of 5 times a day.

    And considering the amount of “Pepsi Max” and the assorted “energy” drinks they consume one can only assume that if they break the 7 barrier that they will be shooting dust, cumming dry.

    Twice a day would be a conservative average, in my opinion.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 280 ✭✭Stephen Gawking


    Didn't you do this very same thread a few weeks ago?

    Go out and try talking to a few women.

    He can't, his mother isn't talking to him.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,488 ✭✭✭Padre_Pio


    A normal male between the ages of, say 18-38 will be going at “it”, at least, once a day. From 13/14 to 18 you’re looking at at 2 to 3 times a day.

    Now, add in the type of male who uses this site, a fan of MMA, and watches extreme hardcore pornography and you’re looking at upwards of 5 times a day.

    And considering the amount of “Pepsi Max” and the assorted “energy” drinks they consume one can only assume that if they break the 7 barrier that they will be shooting dust, cumming dry.

    Twice a day would be a conservative average, in my opinion.

    What are ya talking about.

    You'd be hard pressed to hit the seven **** wall every day.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    Didn't you do this very same thread a few weeks ago?

    Go out and try talking to a few women.

    I posted it in the sex and sexuality forum - which has got to be the most dead forum on the internet.

    Shameful.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    Are you looking for women to tell you about their masturbation habits because if you just want to know averages you can google it, it's all there. It comes across like you are just looking for **** fodder to be honest.

    Yeah, "self reporting" studies, I'm sure there's no bias what so ever there.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    Have you been living under a rock OP?

    You're only realising, women get just as horny and masturbate just as much as any man does? For the most part.

    Dont let that irish oppression fool ya!

    All humans get horny and masturbate, welcome to reality

    I believe this - but I need something verifiable.

    Another poster pointed to academic studies - which are all bullshinanigans and report stats vastly weighted toward males.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    RobertKK wrote: »
    Average twice a day you say...I doubt this...

    Huh?

    Not the conversation I was looking to have but, yeah - seems to me like a reasonable average for a reasonable individual.

    I know there's individuals with impulsivity issues but, we're talking, average healthy person.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Didn't you do this very same thread a few weeks ago?

    Go out and try talking to a few women.




    Speaking as a woman, no, god no, please OP, don't listen to this advice, do not do this, just leave us in peace.




    (Feck you Leg End :mad:)


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    He can't, his mother isn't talking to him.

    Aw christ - this dude and Emmet;

    The incels have arrived.

    Arrived to get my thread locked.

    Incels always come down on these threads hard - posting ferverantly frustrated responses - then AH moderators have no choice but to quell the chaos, by locking the thread.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    maudgonner wrote: »
    Speaking as a woman, no, god no, please OP, don't listen to this advice, do not do this, just leave us in peace.

    Like I was saying - the incels have arrived;

    NVVESNw.png


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,316 ✭✭✭✭Loafing Oaf


    He can't, his mother isn't talking to him.

    and anyway

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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,686 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    maudgonner wrote: »
    Speaking as a woman, no, god no, please OP, don't listen to this advice, do not do this, just leave us in peace.




    (Feck you Leg End :mad:)
    I suspect we're safe enough! :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,172 ✭✭✭cannotlogin


    The opening post reads like it was written by a malfunctioning computer bot.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,433 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Aw christ - this dude and Emmet;

    The incels have arrived.

    Excuse me? I am not an incel.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,316 ✭✭✭✭Loafing Oaf


    Like I was saying - the incels have arrived;

    NVVESNw.png

    I get the impression that as far as you are concerned, Maud's celibacy is entirely voluntary...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    and anyway

    iEIJ7zYfJvrm.gif

    You sound triggered.

    Did the OP trigger you?

    lol

    U mad bruh?


    PS - AH moderators, historically when I've not responded to incels, the thread has gotten locked.
    So now I'm gonna keep them under control - just leave it to me, mmmkay?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭Notmything


    Between the op and that fegelin poster i think after hours has plumbed new depths


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,433 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Notmything wrote: »
    Between the op and that fegelin poster i think after hours has plumbed new depths

    I think Mr Fegelin’s parents cut his internet access and now he can’t post anymore.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    I get the impression that as far as you are concerned, Maud's celibacy is entirely voluntary...

    Maud is just frustrated that she can't get a piece of my sweet man ham through an internet forum.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,104 ✭✭✭Notmything


    I think Mr Fegelin’s parents cut his internet access and now he can’t post anymore.

    A mercy to us all


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    Notmything wrote: »
    Between the op and that fegelin poster i think after hours has plumbed new depths

    AH is home to some pretty interesting and intellectualized discussion on occasion.

    But it also has probably the highest concentration of incels of any location, outside the arts-and-crafts game studio in Dublin.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,381 CMod ✭✭✭✭Ten of Swords


    Mod

    Thread has run it's course I think


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