€1.50 condoms in Dealz

lleti

Would you use these jonathans?

12 for 1.50. Great value if they work. I'm sure they have to pass quality control the same as all the other brands.

I tried tesco own brand but I have the terrible misfortune of being too big for those. At 54mm nominal width, it's just too much of an ask.

colm_mcm

I’d use the tyre analogy.
Not worth skrimping on cheap rubber.

Leg End Reject

I genuinely don't think I'd relax enough to enjoy it.

Airyfairy12

Years ago, around 2011, they sold packs of JLS condoms for 2 euro like they were marketed at children. So strange.

Yer Da sells Avon

Airyfairy12 wrote: »

Years ago, around 2011, they sold packs of JLS condoms for 2 euro like they were marketed at children. So strange.

Maybe they were marketed at paedophiles.

I'm sure a Dealz condom is better than no condom at all, but I'd worry that they might suffer from the 'Tesco problem' that the OP refers to. That said, who pays attention to the brand that they buy from a vending machine?

L1011

Airyfairy12 wrote: »

Years ago, around 2011, they sold packs of JLS condoms for 2 euro like they were marketed at children. So strange.

Those were at least Durex!

Omackeral

Just spray and pray. Gentleman Juice, Baby Batter, Population Paste...

Mr.Crinklewood

Still waters wrote: »

Im not sure if 54mm is big for a cock or if Tesco make small condoms

Every little helps. ...

foxy farmer

Mick got a job in a factory producing rubber products. They had 2 manufacturing lines. One producing teats for babies bottles and another producing condoms. On his first day he was being given a tour of the plant. The production manager first showed him the bottle teat line.
He then showed him the condom line. Mick noticed one thing unusual on the condom line. Every so often a device would enter the process while the condoms were full of air and would literally punch a tiny hole in the condom and it would deflate.
Mick raised this with the manager.
Surely he said this can't be right?
No you are right it's not good to have holes in condoms he replies
But it does wonders for the sale of bottle teats.

ToddyDoody

Do they still make the fruit flavoured ones?

myshirt

Don't let a €1.50 bargain turn into 200 grand of child support.

Use the failproof method of contraception: a false name.

Always Tired

Condoms really shouldn't be as expensive as the brand name ones are, I think they prey on the fact that people will think the price reflect quality but I doubt it does, and you're also paying for the marketing and ribbed for her pleasure nonsense.

I'd use them, though Id have lube handy as well as they probably aren't great in that dept.

myshirt

Always Tired wrote: »

Condoms really shouldn't be as expensive as the brand name ones are, I think they prey on the fact that people will think the price reflect quality but I doubt it does, and you're also paying for the marketing and ribbed for her pleasure nonsense.

I'd use them, though Id have lube handy as well as they probably aren't great in that dept.

Lube?

These ladies are not old grannies.

ToddyDoody

myshirt wrote: »

Don't let a €1.50 bargain turn into 200 grand of child support.

Use the failproof method of contraception: a false name.

Or a good old STI.

Beechwoodspark

Once CE stamped then a good deal

beertons

You can get some brands for as little as 20c wholesale. Box of roughly 5000, but the mark up on them is huge. Wore them on 1 occasion, felt like razor blades on the flute.

Beechwoodspark

beertons wrote: »

You can get some brands for as little as 20c wholesale. Box of roughly 5000, but the mark up on them is huge. Wore them on 1 occasion, felt like razor blades on the flute.

Usually there’s a sub section to the brand called feather lite or feather touch etc. them are the comfortable ones.

Beechwoodspark

Look good to me. Have a few potentials lined up for the wkend. Might have to make me a trip to dealz

whiskeyman

Sure condoms?

'it won't let you down'.

Yer Da sells Avon

sugarman wrote: »

Perfectly fine, sold worldwide and meet ISO standards.

Yeah, sure...

Leg End Reject

whiskeyman wrote: »

Sure condoms?

'it won't let you down'.

Or stay up most likely ...

The lube in the purple bottle is dealz is awesome and perfection for massage, handjobs , anal sex

Your Face

I also have and know about sex.

Degag

lleti wrote: »

Would you use these jonathans?

12 for 1.50. Great value if they work. I'm sure they have to pass quality control the same as all the other brands.

I tried tesco own brand but I have the terrible misfortune of being too big for those. At 54mm nominal width, it's just too much of an ask.

Well, at least we know why OP created this thread.

Ficheall

lleti wrote: »

12 for 1.50.

I got 22 treatsize bags of MnMs in €2 shop the other day for 1.50 (they were on the cusp of going out of date). I've eaten all the MnMs, so whenever you're ready, ladies, feel free to PM me.

Rubberchikken

What sad sap measures his penis*sigh*

Yer Da sells Avon

Degag wrote: »

Well, at least we know why OP created this thread.

"Thinly veiled" etc.

Ficheall

Rubberchikken wrote: »

What sad sap measures his penis*sigh*

The MnMs packets are only 3 inches by 2inches - I didn't want to risk wasting my money.

touts

Worth paying extra of for no other reason than to avoid the passion killing smell of cheap rubber. Got a cheap pack once back in my student days and used one before the rest in the bin. Durex only from then on.

Wtf ?

Still waters wrote: »

Im not sure if 54mm is big for a cock or if Tesco make small condoms

Is that width or length ?

circadian

[Deleted User] wrote: »

The lube in the purple bottle is dealz is awesome and perfection for massage, handjobs , anal sex

Well that escalated.

lleti

circadian wrote: »

Well that escalated.

prematurely

Always Tired

SURE brand lol. Basically a step up from PROBABLY, on par with DEFO, but not as reliable as CERT.

Aglomerado

At that price you could use 2 at a time. D

Always Tired

Aglomerado wrote: »

At that price you could use 2 at a time. D

That's not what she meant by double penetration!

iLikeWaffles

Lets see know, dealz sell family oriented bargains such as sweets for parties etc... Not wanting to be cynical but I think i'd pass.

ted1

iLikeWaffles wrote: »

Lets see know, dealz sell family oriented bargains such as sweets for parties etc... Not wanting to be cynical but I think i'd pass.

As long it’s the kite mark it’s grand.

KaneToad

Your Face wrote: »

I also have and know about sex.

I too have done the sex.