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Squeezing a spot or pulling out a string snot

  • 05-10-2019 9:01pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 568 ✭✭✭


    Which gives the most pleasure? It’s a tough choice.


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,630 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Picking out a hardened snot that's pressing on nerve endings enough to make you aware of its existence is one of life's simplest pleasures.

    Albeit, one you wouldn't admit in polite company.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,424 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Ah jaysus, lads.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,630 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Ah jaysus, lads.

    I'll admit Emmet, it's less ladylike than the 5c coins ....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,004 ✭✭✭✭hynesie08


    If we're doing this........ Has anyone noticed how much harder your snots are if you're hungover? People talk about the guiness ****s but not the california gold rush that is your nose the next morning.....


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,630 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    hynesie08 wrote: »
    If we're doing this........ Has anyone noticed how much harder your snots are if you're hungover? People talk about the guiness ****s but not the california gold rush that is your nose the next morning.....

    I think it's because we snore more when drunk.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,588 ✭✭✭touts


    Popping a spot gives that instant but brief pleasure. Clearing a Snot gives less instant pleasure but playing with it between your fingers lasts much longer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 568 ✭✭✭NewMan1982


    touts wrote: »
    Popping a spot gives that instant but brief pleasure. Clearing a Snot gives less instant pleasure but playing with it between your fingers lasts much longer.

    Exactly. The string snot is the gift that keeps giving. Well for a second or two anyway


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,292 ✭✭✭0lddog


    With thanks to Boardsie Autosport I give you a YT link to Dr Pimple Popper

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OscBMzYl3LQ

    I look forward ( not ) to a someone matching this with a YT channel link for strings of snot SoS


    :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,424 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    I'll admit Emmet, it's less ladylike than the 5c coins ....

    That’s different, it’s a competitive “game”. One I’m still not able to get back into due to the thought of, shall we say, “scented” coins.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    if youve ever had a long hair make its way down the one-eyed canal, youll know that pulling out a string snot is a second-order event at best


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,630 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    That’s different, it’s a competitive “game”. One I’m still not able to get back into due to the thought of, shall we say, “scented” coins.

    Yes, most unbecoming. Please accept my most sincere apology, and I do hope you regain your competitive spirit and 'beat' your record.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,489 ✭✭✭Yamanoto


    Both pale in significance when set against a sustained & hugely satisfying scratch of the hole.

    One of lifes cruel tricks though, that it invariably begins to itch like hell in the middle of the street, in the middle of the day.

    Still, needs must.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,832 ✭✭✭heldel00


    0lddog wrote: »
    With thanks to Boardsie Autosport I give you a YT link to Dr Pimple Popper

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OscBMzYl3LQ

    I look forward ( not ) to a someone matching this with a YT channel link for strings of snot SoS


    :p
    My dream job!


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,380 CMod ✭✭✭✭Ten of Swords


    Mod

    No. Stick to the etiquette thread.


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