Dating App Disasters

Monkey2019

Following on from a thread I was reading here yesterday about Dating Apps it got me wondering about people's funniest/worst dates from these apps.

A guy I worked was due to meet with a girl he had been talking to for a while.
He was so nervous he downed a good few whiskeys and got stoned. Met the girl at a coffee shop and ended up pulling a whitey.

Surprisingly they are still going out a year later

Wheety

She's still going out with him even though he pulled a white girl on their first date?

Muppet Man

Wha?

Steve F

I don't mind telling you....I'm lost here...what did I miss?

s7ryf3925pivug

I'm guessing it's another word for a whitener

s7ryf3925pivug

Going really pale and collapsing physically or emotionally after smoking cannabis.

Steve F

Jaycee Tall Rainy wrote: »

I'm guessing it's another word for a whitener

Still none the wiser...I definitely don't fit in here :rolleyes:

EmmetSpiceland

Steve F wrote: »

Still none the wiser...I definitely don't fit in here :rolleyes:

He got stoned, went white so wasn’t feeling great.

Used to hear it called a “greener” back in the day too.

Monkey2019

Steve F wrote: »

Still none the wiser...I definitely don't fit in here :rolleyes:

Look it up on the Urban Dictionary

I didnt think it was a new word :rolleyes:

s7ryf3925pivug

Went to karaoke night in pub. She brought two friends. I kissed one while she was on the stage. She text messaged me saying she thought I was with her that night but didn't care because she was engaged anyway, but invited me over to her place. Then her other friend kissed me. Then I walked her first friend home and excused myself to go the original woman's apartment.

Her partner had made these pieces of art displayed around her place expressing his love for her. I felt horrible and not up for going through with things but definitely enough to say she had cheated. Then I ghosted both her and her first friend. I actually thought her first friend was nice and quite dateable but it would have been a bit weird.

Actually this was the second time I met the original woman. The internet date had been about a year earlier, which went well but I found her a bit too keen so I ghosted her after it. I saw her number in my phone and texted her on a whim to instigate the second date.

A lot of women wanted to cheat with me in those days. This was the only time I knowingly did it, and it was more to see how it felt than anything else. I found it felt bad. Very emo I know.

cj maxx

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

He got stoned, went white so wasn’t feeling great.

Used to hear it called a “greener” back in the day too.

Feeling sick / getting sick and feeling faint. Usually after cannibals but also alcohol

Steve F

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

He got stoned, went white so wasn’t feeling great.

Used to hear it called a “greener” back in the day too.

Ah ha!!

Mango Joe

Jesus Christ, unmanageable amounts of drink and drugs before a first date and then gets as sick as a dog and shes still seeing him? The fact that it was in a coffee shop means there's a very good chance this was during the day too.

This idiotic girl is wading through masses of red flags, tripping over all the warning cones and ignoring the tree trunks on the tracks of the absolute train-wreck that her life is about to become.......

Dial Hard

Jeez, Joe, tell us how you really feel!

087brain21

Steve F wrote: »

I don't mind telling you....I'm lost here...what did I miss?

Pulling a whitie going a shade of white on your face is when you mix weed/hash with alcohol or smoke a lot of weed on its own

happened to me a few times when i was younger and taught i was so cool mixing them :rolleyes:

you just feel a bit sick your face can go snow white eyes red and you just wanna close your eyes and hope it passes quickly

some people vomit over it

Mango Joe

Dial Hard wrote: »

Jeez, Joe, tell us how you really feel!

Ok thanks for listening!!!

She better not come crying to me when that loser is lying out out on the path in front of their house in his stained Dunnes y-fronts drinking away her rent money and vomiting into his left Nike Airmax.

Monkey2019

Mango Joe wrote: »

Ok thanks for listening!!!

She better not come crying to me when that loser is lying out out on the path in front of their house in his stained Dunnes y-fronts drinking away her rent money and vomiting into his left Nike Airmax.

That was their second date :p

whiskeyman

Monkey2019 wrote: »

Met the girl at a coffee shop and ended up pulling a whitey.

I thought he was so out of it he ended up going home to make love to a flat white...

topper75

There is no difference between dating app disasters and dating disasters.

Isn't the app just a more convenient means to do what was always done anyway?

s7ryf3925pivug

Well you could meet someone who looked v different to their pic, was way older, just came across really different in reality. Not the case with any of the anecdotes so far but they'd be internet date specific disqsters

Anus Von Skidmark

Jaycee Tall Rainy wrote: »

Well you could meet someone who looked v different to their pic, was way older, just came across really different in reality. Not the case with any of the anecdotes so far but they'd be internet date specific disqsters

Or had a willy, when you weren't expecting a willy.

Greyfox

Jaycee Tall Rainy wrote: »

Well you could meet someone who looked v different to their pic, was way older, just came across really different in reality. Not the case with any of the anecdotes so far but they'd be internet date specific disqsters

I had that before, she was about 4 years older in person and she was wearing tracksuit bottoms

Mr. CooL ICE

Anus Von Skidmark wrote: »

Or had a willy, when you weren't expecting a willy.

You say that like it's a bad thing

Sky King

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Used to hear it called a “greener” back in the day too.

I knew lads that called it 'Pulling a Bouli' which is pretty funny i think.

Anus Von Skidmark

Mark Rippetoe wrote: »

You say that like it's a bad thing

If 't'is a bit of willy you're after, then great. If you'd rather an innie than an outie, though, it could come as something of a surprise.

Mr. Incognito

Loads

- Stayed over night with a girl who robbed my wallet when I was asleep. Like a sneaky hooker I suppose.

- Met one lady who lets just say in person was defo a PHD level camera angle master. Looked nothing like her photos. Told her directly my opinion on it, bought her a drink and said good evening.

-Angry angry feminist. Everything that didnt go her way in life was as a result of sexism/ the patriarchy. She was a nutjob and clearly had issues.

-PETA woman. There are no words. Eating animals is murder.

I have to say thought those are the exceptions and were all around the start of internet dating. Have had loads of fantastic dates including my last three long term relationships. I think once you figure out to filter the crazy it's fantastic. Too fantastic in fact. People dont really go out any more unless its a date.

Lux23

I don't know if it was some sort of test, but I had one lad turn up saying he just had his wallet stolen and would have to cancel the date. The polite thing to say was, don't worry I will foot the bill, which I did but he then spent the next two hours pissing and moaning that women were only interested in money. I called it a night after the third round, and went to a mate's house party where I met a far nicer fella.

cj maxx

Mango Joe wrote: »

Jesus Christ, unmanageable amounts of drink and drugs before a first date and then gets as sick as a dog and shes still seeing him? The fact that it was in a coffee shop means there's a very good chance this was during the day too.

This idiotic girl is wading through masses of red flags, tripping over all the warning cones and ignoring the tree trunks on the tracks of the absolute train-wreck that her life is about to become.......

Or it might make a great story on their wedding day.
What knows? They obviously clicked so good luck to them

DaeryssaOne

cjmc wrote: »

Feeling sick / getting sick and feeling faint. Usually after cannibals but also alcohol

I reckon anyone will feel a bit sick or faint after a cannibal! :eek:

Ficheall

Jaycee Tall Rainy wrote: »

Went to karaoke night in pub. She brought two friends. I kissed one while she was on the stage. She text messaged me saying she thought I was with her that night but didn't care because she was engaged anyway, but invited me over to her place. Then her other friend kissed me. Then I walked her first friend home and excused myself to go the original woman's apartment.

Her partner had made these pieces of art displayed around her place expressing his love for her. I felt horrible and not up for going through with things but definitely enough to say she had cheated. Then I ghosted both her and her first friend. I actually thought her first friend was nice and quite dateable but it would have been a bit weird.

Actually this was the second time I met the original woman. The internet date had been about a year earlier, which went well but I found her a bit too keen so I ghosted her after it. I saw her number in my phone and texted her on a whim to instigate the second date.

A lot of women wanted to cheat with me in those days. This was the only time I knowingly did it, and it was more to see how it felt than anything else. I found it felt bad. Very emo I know.

This is even harder to follow than the OP's post, and I didn't know what a whitey was either.

Mango Joe

Jaycee Tall Rainy wrote: »

Went to karaoke night in pub. She brought two friends. I kissed one while she was on the stage.

.....Am....So you climbed up on the stage while she was performing karaoke and kissed her halfway through the song?

Jaycee Tall Rainy wrote: »

She text messaged me saying she thought I was with her that night but didn't care because she was engaged anyway, but invited me over to her place.

So shes on stage singing tunes, confused about who her date is and angrily text messaging you at the same time then?

Jaycee Tall Rainy wrote: »

Then her other friend kissed me.

Ok...So the 3 of you are standing on the stage at this point singing, kissing and angrily texting? Whatever did the crowd in the Pub think of all of this as it unfolded???

Jaycee Tall Rainy wrote: »

Then I walked her first friend home and excused myself to go the original woman's apartment.

This was cunning, conscientious, energetic and devilishly slick.

Jaycee Tall Rainy wrote: »

Her partner had made these pieces of art displayed around her place expressing his love for her.

Hmmm - How could you tell this? Had these artworks little placards affixed to the wall describing the pieces as such?

Jaycee Tall Rainy wrote: »

I felt horrible and not up for going through with things but definitely enough to say she had cheated.

So you inserted only the very extremity of your penis just far enough to meet the definition of cheating to satisfy some unknown and inexplicable self-defined criteria here?

Jaycee Tall Rainy wrote: »

Then I ghosted both her and her first friend.

Charming in timing, intention, tone, method and execution.

Jaycee Tall Rainy wrote: »

I actually thought her first friend was nice and quite dateable but it would have been a bit weird.

Your presence would have been a huge contributory factor in any perceived weirdness in all fairness.

Jaycee Tall Rainy wrote: »

Actually this was the second time I met the original woman. The internet date had been about a year earlier, which went well but I found her a bit too keen so I ghosted her after it. I saw her number in my phone and texted her on a whim to instigate the second date.

Well I must say - The time-travelling angle only makes this tale all the more gripping. Given the ghosting angle, she clearly hadn't found you at all memorable.....

Jaycee Tall Rainy wrote: »

A lot of women wanted to cheat with me in those days. This was the only time I knowingly did it, and it was more to see how it felt than anything else.

This is the most compelling evidence I've ever seen as regards the compulsive attractiveness afforded to one through their usage of anti-psychotic medications.

Jaycee Tall Rainy wrote: »

I found it felt bad. Very emo I know.

This conclusion is a real surprise - How all of the above wouldn't constitute anyone's idea of a great night out is beyond me.

had one with this girl who was dead serious about being married in 6 months and then she had a meltdown in the bar when she got regular instead of diet....ended up giving her a fake number...she was quite intense during the whole date

another one, Tinder used to say if you had mutual friends on Fb and i mentioned oh you know x....she went mute after saying it and left in about 20 minutes after i said it....i asked the mate what was with her and he couldn't understand why she went mute as he was mates with her in college and had no issues with her...

Honeydew3456

Mango Joe those observations are bloody hilarious hahaha

s7ryf3925pivug

Mango Joe wrote: »

.....Am....So you climbed up on the stage while she was performing karaoke and kissed her halfway through the song?



So shes on stage singing tunes, confused about who her date is and angrily text messaging you at the same time then?



Ok...So the 3 of you are standing on the stage at this point singing, kissing and angrily texting? Whatever did the crowd in the Pub think of all of this as it unfolded???



This was cunning, conscientious, energetic and devilishly slick.



Hmmm - How could you tell this? Had these artworks little placards affixed to the wall describing the pieces as such?



So you inserted only the very extremity of your penis just far enough to meet the definition of cheating to satisfy some unknown and inexplicable self-defined criteria here?



Charming in timing, intention, tone, method and execution.



Your presence would have been a huge contributory factor in any perceived weirdness in all fairness.



Well I must say - The time-travelling angle only makes this tale all the more gripping. Given the ghosting angle, she clearly hadn't found you at all memorable.....



This is the most compelling evidence I've ever seen as regards the compulsive attractiveness afforded to one through their usage of anti-psychotic medications.



This conclusion is a real surprise - How all of the above wouldn't constitute anyone's idea of a great night out is beyond me.

That was pretty funny. No I kissed her friend, whom I was sitting beside, while the woman I understood I was on a date with was singing on the stage. She was a great singer in fairness.

irishforeigner

I got as far as the page 3 and still wondering what happened....

sligojoek

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

He got stoned, went white so wasn’t feeling great.

Used to hear it called a “greener” back in the day too.

True story.

LAd I knew came back from America. Hadn't smoked a joint for 5 years. I met him in the pub and he was mad lookin for dope. Took him to a friend's house where I knew there'd be plenty of weed. He smoked a '3 skinner' on his own while me and the other guy shared one. After that his head hit the table for 20 minutes. When he looked back up at us his 'jetlag bags' had doubled in size.
From that moment on he's known in 'certain circles' as 'Whitey Bulger'.

Potential-Monke

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