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Time for a woman to orgasm whilst auto-eroticizing?

  • 22-09-2019 9:39am
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    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭


    Question itself doesn't require further clarification really.

    What it is?

    "Well - different for different womenz"....

    Blah blah blah.

    On average.

    Most men can be Gone in 60 seconds.

    Put it like this. If a woman draws the blinds, lock the bedroom door, starts getting busy under the covers in an independent manner - time wise, what are we talking?


    EDIT - If you are an incel - please refrain from posting/answering.
    No offence - but obviously your opinions carry no merit what so ever.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,437 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Question itself doesn't require further clarification really.

    What it is?

    "Well - different for different womenz"....

    Blah blah blah.

    On average.

    Most men can be Gone in 60 seconds.

    Put it like this. If a woman draws the blinds, lock the bedroom door, starts getting busy under the covers in an independent manner - time wise, what are we talking?

    Why don't you ask the women in your life?


  • Posts: 5,311 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Most men can be Gone in 60 seconds.

    Pity it doesn't apply to you on boards.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,148 ✭✭✭Salary Negotiator


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Why don't you ask the women in your life?

    He is.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,403 ✭✭✭✭the beer revolu


    Women don't do that kind of thing.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Why don't you ask the women in your life?

    Women don't tell the truth about this type of thing - at least not, in person.

    It's like asking her how many dudes she's slept with.
    You're probably gonna get an answer - but you can bet almost anything it will be misleading.

    Through an anonymous screen name however....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,437 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Women don't tell the truth about this type of thing - at least not, in person.

    It's like asking her how many dudes she's slept with.
    You're probably gonna get an answer - but you can bet almost anything it will be misleading.

    Through an anonymous screen name however....

    Oh! We're all liars. OK. Thanks for clearing that one up.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 111 ✭✭Orderofchaos


    Depends how good/bad they are at it I guess :-)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    depends how revved up she is


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Oh! We're all liars. OK. Thanks for clearing that one up.

    If you asked your husband/brother/father - how many hookers he'd boned in his lifetime, or how many times he'd visited the happy-ending/massage parlor, or hell, how frequently he looks at porno - would you expect to hear an honest answer?

    ....

    Mmmkay - basically same rule applies.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    If you asked your husband/brother/father - how many hookers he'd boned in his lifetime, or how many times he'd visited the happy-ending/massage parlor, or hell, how frequently he looks at porno - would you expect to hear an honest answer?

    ....

    Mmmkay - basically same rule applies.

    Don’t judge other people by your standards.

    0/10


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 111 ✭✭Orderofchaos


    Poor trolling in fairness, up your game!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    depends how revved up she is

    We're assuming she's starting from zero revs.

    Like any dude when he's thinking, "hmm, not much going on today. It's a little overcast outside. I think I'll have a quiet tug".

    Just average - don't complicate matters.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Stop watching porn op


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,743 ✭✭✭Wanderer2010


    I never got this idea of the female orgasm not "serving a purpose".

    The purpose of the male orgasm is to get them to repeat sex over and over again for evolution. The reward just happens to be an indescribable spike of nirvana in the genitals, anus and prostate for those few seconds.

    Women need a reward too surely? They are the ones who have to carry the kid for 9 months.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    We're assuming she's starting from zero revs.

    Like any dude when he's thinking, "hmm, not much going on today. It's a little overcast outside. I think I'll have a quiet tug".

    Just average - don't complicate matters.
    i'm no expert but i dont think a woman at zero revs would be having a flick. wouldn't she need to be already in the mood in order for the hand to drift south of the border?
    i dunno


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    i'm no expert but i dont think a woman at zero revs would be having a flick. wouldn't she need to be already in the mood in order for the hand to drift south of the border?
    i dunno

    I edited the OP.

    Please revise.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,711 ✭✭✭cloudatlas


    Women don't tell the truth about this type of thing - at least not, in person.

    It's like asking her how many dudes she's slept with.
    You're probably gonna get an answer - but you can bet almost anything it will be misleading.

    Through an anonymous screen name however....

    Yes de wimmins are very deceitful. I’m a little afraid of them myself so I get what your saying about the lies, fear...fear... women’s organism something defective with women fear fear fear.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 280 ✭✭Forty Seven


    Your mum will come out of the bathroom when she's ready op.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,437 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Your mum will come out of the bathroom when she's ready op.

    Yeah, she's just giving her teeth a really good clean and polish with her new, multi-speed, pulsating, electric toothbrush.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    I edited the OP.

    Please revise.
    im an incel now?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,852 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    3 minutes and 50 seconds.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    OP you have raised a number of threads in relation to orgasms in AH in recent times.

    If you are serious about finding out more and discussing further, there is a Sex & Sexuality forum that you can request access to

    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057728513

    Please note that there is strict access qualifications for here.

    AH is not the place for them.


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