Pest control to aisle three.

kneemos

RATS!! in Appplegreen.

https://www.thejournal.ie/applegreen-shut-down-rat-4815778-Sep2019/

The Applegreen deli and their Bakewell brand is 'last resort' kind of grub.

That rat must have been fúckin starvin.

Trigger Happy

There is a subway in our applegreen. Probably have to boycot them too.

SmartinMartin

They're on an island?

jimgoose

Leg End Reject

Where did the other thread go?

Trigger Happy

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Where did the other thread go?

Rentokill got it.

Earthhorse

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Where did the other thread go?

It was too hot for the boards mods to handle.

:cool:

Force Carrier

"we had a post control issue"


They're trying to blame An Post! Oh what lads the rat arrived in your mail?

Earthhorse

Ahem. Ahem. Let me try this again.

Some of the girls in my WhatsApp group think he's cute.

And I can't get a right swipe on Tinder!

Huh? Huh?

TheValeyard

Did they seriously delete that thread? What!Why?

TheValeyard

Earthhorse wrote: »

Ahem. Ahem. Let me try this again.

Some of the girls in my WhatsApp group think he's cute.

And I can't get a right swipe on Tinder!

Huh? Huh?

And I said you looked like a horse.

*Calling Emmet spiceland*

Redneck Reject

Maybe it is Ratatouille gathering ingredients to fill an order at his side job there.

TheValeyard

Redneck Reject wrote: »

Maybe it is Ratatouille gathering ingredients to fill an order at his side there.

TheValeyard

[Deleted User] wrote: »

The Applegreen deli and their Bakewell brand is 'last resort' kind of grub.

That rat must have been fúckin starvin.

Or a suicide attempt

Skylinehead

SmartinMartin wrote: »

They're on an island?

Well technically, yes.

SEPT 23 1989

maybe he fell asleep on the Brennan's production line Monday morning after a rake of gargle celebrating the Dubalin win on Saturday

EmmetSpiceland

TheValeyard wrote: »

And I said you looked like a horse.

*Calling Emmet spiceland*

And I said he’s certainly “hung like one!!”.

TheValeyard

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

And I said he’s certainly “hung like one!!”.

Hehehe.......wait.....what?



Questions....

Earthhorse

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

And I said he’s certainly “hung like one!!”.

Damn Hollywood and their remakes!

TheValeyard

Earthhorse wrote: »

Damn Hollywood and their remakes!

Definitely overused the CGI this time. Nothing like the original.

Mena Mitty

Someone's pet rat went walkies.

Conor Bourke

Not one mention of UB40. I despair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHwPYze5M9s

EmmetSpiceland

Cornelius Crow wrote: »

Not one mention of UB40. I despair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHwPYze5M9s

There was one in the last thread.

Montage of Feck

I find it funny that brennen's bakers had to issue a statement distancing themselves from the rat that emerged from their sliced pan packaging.

Yer Da sells Avon

There's your 'additional breakfast item' - a fucking great big rat.

Vita nova

Cheeses, that's one well fed cheeky rat.
I suspect that he was placed there by Circle K or Maxol.

Thank fcuk someone finally corrected the spelling in the thread title.

I've been twitching like a lesbian in a fish shop all evening

Vita nova

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Thank fcuk someone finally corrected the spelling in the thread title.

I've been twitching like a lesbian in a fish shop all evening

Bloody homophones!

Yer Da sells Avon

https://twitter.com/kevinmcgahern/status/1174706147841978369

Skylinehead

Yer Da sells Avon wrote: »

https://twitter.com/kevinmcgahern/status/1174706147841978369

I hate that fucker so much I'd rather go to the ratty Applegreens.

TheValeyard

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Thank fcuk someone finally corrected the spelling in the thread title.

I've been twitching like a lesbian in a fish shop all evening

I'd love if a mod changed a letter or word every evening just to fcuk with ya

BDI

The whole deli industry will suffer because of that video, I’m on the packed lunch tomorrow and I have been known to have two or three deli visits a day depending on hours worked.

The breakfast rolls and egg mayo and turkey can feck right off.

Yer Da sells Avon

Skylinehead wrote: »

I hate that fucker so much I'd rather go to the ratty Applegreens.

I've never been in a gym in my life, but I'd be tempted to join FLYEfit to spite the cunt.

NeinNeinNein

When will this thread be removed just like the original one?

zerosugarbuzz

BDI wrote: »

The whole deli industry will suffer because of that video, I’m on the packed lunch tomorrow and I have been known to have two or three deli visits a day depending on hours worked.

The breakfast rolls and egg mayo and turkey can feck right off.

Considered a chinese tonight, cooked at home instead.

patrickc

I had a roll from there yesterday :eek::eek:

Leg End Reject

patrickc wrote: »

I had a roll from there yesterday :eek::eek:

Leptospirosis won't kill you.

Oh wait ...

ozmo

Kinda looks staged - the packaging is all upright like the animal was dropped in and the packaging gets crumpled as it exits.
It would be tricky for it to get in without tipping the bread over or folding the edges of the packet... plus how did he know when and where to film...

Needles73

ozmo wrote: »

Kinda looks staged - the packaging is all upright like the animal was dropped in and the packaging gets crumpled as it exits.
It would be tricky for it to get in without tipping the bread over or folding the edges of the packet... plus how did he know when and where to film...

I thought the same.....very suspect

xl500

Needles73 wrote: »

I thought the same.....very suspect

Hardly suspect Applegreen have confirmed they have an issue and the store in question is closed for a rodent clearout

Needles73

xl500 wrote: »

Hardly suspect Applegreen have confirmed they have an issue and the store in question is closed for a rodent clearout

A rat in the store is an issue wether it’s staged or not. What else were they going to do but close store ? I know nothing about rats though !!

riffmongous

Rats?? I'm outraged! At Applegreens I expect dogmeat or higher

Grandeeod

Looks staged to me.

BattleCorp

Grandeeod wrote: »

Looks staged to me.

Staged or not, it's going to cost Applegreen more than €1m, that's for sure.