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I like farting - do you?

  • 10-09-2019 7:30pm
    #1
    Heavy Beast
    Closed Accounts Posts: 47 ✭


    I love blowing loud hot dry farts out the back door. Better if I am in the jax in work so others can hear and appreciate my music. Praise the God of the Fart for I am among you now.

    I really love dropping silent gassy ones in the lift - especially when there are prim and proper wans in the lift with their delicate snouts. Ha ha so unused to the noxious stink ! You can’t prove anything so don’t look at me girly !

    Power farts after a good feed of Guinness and curried prawn are amazing. Can last in excess of 30 seconds. Wonderful !!!

    Do you enjoy your buttocks when it talks to the world ?


Comments

  • #2
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    ever notice how a toilet bowl essentially acts as a primitive megaphone for your farts?


  • #3
    Sir Osis of Liver.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,797 ✭✭✭Sir Osis of Liver.


    No.
    I'm so posh I take those tablets that prevent farts.
    And my sh1te comes out wrapped in little plastic bags.


  • #4
    Heavy Beast
    Closed Accounts Posts: 47 ✭Heavy Beast


    suicide_circus wrote: »
    ever notice how a toilet bowl essentially acts as a primitive megaphone for your farts?

    Oh yes that’s true ! Ha ha ha ! You’re right there you know. Alright.


  • #5
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »
    No.
    I'm so posh I take those tablets that prevent farts.
    And my sh1te comes out wrapped in little plastic bags.

    So you’re a drug smuggler?


  • #6
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Get the net

    We have an escapee from the bowel movement fan club thread


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  • #7
    Heavy Beast
    Closed Accounts Posts: 47 ✭Heavy Beast


    I’d love to get the best diet for producing silent noxious fumes. Silent deadly fumes to spread around the office. Ha ha! That would be a funny jape ! Alright


  • #8
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I hope you s**t yourself during one of your power farts. Preferably out in public miles from home.


  • #9
    Heavy Beast
    Closed Accounts Posts: 47 ✭Heavy Beast


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I hope you s**t yourself during one of your power farts. Preferably out in public miles from home.

    Oh no man only a disgusting pig would do that and that’s not what I am. Ok. Right


  • #10
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 71,802 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Nonsense thread


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