Things you always wondered but were afraid to ask

Tikki Wang Wang

I always wondered if the gays were turned on by their own schlongs and vjjs....

the beer revolu

Does everyone have that seam down the underside of their penis?

banie01

the beer revolu wrote: »

Does everyone have that seam down the underside of their penis?

What seam?

the beer revolu

banie01 wrote: »

What seam?

Just me, then.;)
Shall I post a pic??

Tikki Wang Wang

the beer revolu wrote: »

Does everyone have that seam down the underside of their penis?

Like a zip?

Deebles McBeebles

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

Like a zip?

He hopes to be a real boy someday.

Tikki Wang Wang

the beer revolu wrote: »

Just me, then.;)
Shall I post a pic??

I’m eating my breakfast, Kate.

EmmetSpiceland

the beer revolu wrote: »

Does everyone have that seam down the underside of their penis?

It’s called the “raphe”.

Gregor Samsa

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

I always wondered if gays where turned on by their own schlongs and vjjs....

Would that be the same as cannibals feeling hungry looking in the mirror? If they bite their tongue, are they tempted to just keep chewing?

Deebles McBeebles

I've always wanted to approach an Italian-American gentleman and ask...Wassamaddayou?

gammygils

the beer revolu wrote: »

Does everyone have that seam down the underside of their penis?

Only males

Mangofrozo

banie01 wrote: »

What seam?

Perineal Raph

laoisgem

Is Wibbs single?

Deebles McBeebles

Did you ever get a ride, Did you ever get a ride, Did you ever get a ride on a tractor?

Gregor Samsa

the beer revolu wrote: »

Does everyone have that seam down the underside of their penis?

Which penis? I have the seam on the left one, but the right one just has the waxy raised bumps.

To be honest, if I had seams on both, I'd be seeing a doctor.

touts

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

I always wondered if the gays were turned on by their own schlongs and vjjs....

Well they say if you can't love yourself how do you expect to be able to show someone else how to love you.

Leg End Reject

Does my arse look big in this?

Crock Rock

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

I’m eating my breakfast, Kate.

Not the first time I've seen that on boards ...what the actual fuck does it mean?? :pac:

Gregor Samsa

Crock Rock wrote: »

Not the first time I've seen that on boards ...what the actual fuck does it mean?? :pac:

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057686148&page=1

paralysed wrote: »

I recently I had an neighbour (Kate) come in the door when I was eating all bran for breakfast. She asked "are you on the all bran John?" Instead of just saying 'yes', I replied "I'm eating my breakfast Kate" as if to make her question seem annoying and redundant. I'm not a bloody zoo animal after all! And there's nothing more annoying than being asked a question when you know they've their mind made up as to what the answer is.

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Frigating wrote: »

"Why did you decide to wear that?"

"I'm eating my breakfast Kate"

Am I doing this right?

Tikki Wang Wang

phutyle wrote: »

Would that be the same as cannibals feeling hungry looking in the mirror? If they bite their tongue, are they tempted to just keep chewing?

Bit more like having a massive pair of tit-tits and spending the day feeling them aggressively

Crock Rock

phutyle wrote: »

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=102077675&postcount=1

Thanks

Tikki Wang Wang

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

I always wondered if the gays were turned on by their own schlongs and vjjs....

Still awaiting a meaningful answer. Are there any of the helpful gays around to confirm?

AllForIt

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

I always wondered if the gays were turned on by their own schlongs and vjjs....

No. It's kinda like you can't give yourself a massage or tickle yourself.

Gregor Samsa

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

Still awaiting a meaningful answer. Are there any of the helpful gays around to confirm?

I went next door to ask my gay neighbour, who I can usually rely on for help. I looked in the window and noticed he was getting a massive boner from looking at his boner. It just kept getting bigger and bigger and bigger. The more he looked at it, the more it grew.

I was concerned, and asked him if he needed help.

He just shouted "I'm eating my breakfast Kate!"

It's past 6 PM, so that's one hell of a sleep-in on a Thursday, but I'm not one to judge. So I guess we'll never know.

Rufeo

"what's your age" (definitely to a woman)

Or

"What's your salary"

Your Face

Who was phone?

When watching the TV, and seeing folks sat on the throne; it does often/usually appear as if they're 'waiting' for nature to take its course. For me, it's time to go if I'm 'clutching' it, or if it's leaning hard against the 'escape hatch'... Wouldn't be sitting there doing nowt - unless I felt the need to 'force the issue' , but if that was the case in TV land, the strainings would be more obvious - though one could well take a bit of time out post evac to wait until the feeling of 'emptiness' permeates the chunnel...

Not having much data on it, I often wonder if it's a 'thing' irl... Do folks be sitting down 'waiting for inspiration' or what?? Seems to me like sitting down on a rigid object (the aforementioned 'throne' ) at pretty much a 90 degree angle isn't conducive to 'getting things moving'.. Also, on the same topic - who wipes while still sat?😮 How does that even work?? There's fq all room there, no matter how pert ones posterior is.... 😁 They would surely at least have to raise a cheek, but then there's the risk of ones lámh making contact with the likely 'contaminated' porcelain... 😑

Esel

^ Fup off to the shite thread with your scat talk.

CastorTroy

https://www.boards.ie/discussion/comment/111139325#Comment_111139325

Riskier question to ask a woman: When are you due?

She could be having the baby going into labour in front of me and I still wouldn't ask.