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Happy Lefthanders Day

  • 13-08-2019 8:28am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭


    To my fellow ciotogs- Happy Lefthanders Day


Comments

  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,365 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Burn the witches!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭lbc2019


    Zaph wrote: »
    Burn the witches!!!

    Exspelliamus


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,052 ✭✭✭This is it


    flanders-leftorium.jpg

    Ned's busiest day.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    You all obviously didn’t go to proper schools where they discouraged such backward behaviour and taught children to write with the correct hand...Peasants!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 671 ✭✭✭Plopsu


    Is somebody actually paid to think this nonsense up?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭lbc2019


    Plopsu wrote: »
    Is somebody actually paid to think this nonsense up?

    Put out much?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,529 ✭✭✭✭Alun


    Plopsu wrote: »
    Is somebody actually paid to think this nonsense up?
    Well, no, but it's nothing new, first 'celebrated' back in 1976 actually.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Do you know what makes me smile, watching lefties trying to cut bread.
    It's hilarious.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭lbc2019


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Do you know what makes me smile, watching lefties trying to cut bread.
    It's hilarious.

    We have people to cut it for us.

    Triangular slices ftw


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,876 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Do you know what makes me smile, watching lefties trying to cut bread.
    It's hilarious.

    I’ve lefty blades

    First they came for the socialists...



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  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Feisar wrote: »
    I’ve lefty blades
    ohhhh, can i borrow one to see if I look odd cutting bread with it?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭Stevieluvsye


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    ohhhh, can i borrow one to see if I look odd cutting bread with it?

    We are also capable of cutting it with our right hand also

    Haters gonna hate :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 671 ✭✭✭Plopsu


    lbc2019 wrote: »
    Put out much?

    Depends on whether the lady is interested or not :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 671 ✭✭✭Plopsu


    Alun wrote: »
    Well, no, but it's nothing new, first 'celebrated' back in 1976 actually.

    Yeah, but somebody had to come up with it. If I declared tomorrow to be Moustache Comb Day, I doubt next year anyone would go, "oh, you know what today is....".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    Plopsu wrote: »
    Is somebody actually paid to think this nonsense up?

    It appeals to people who'l spend money on any type of a festive occasion eg. Happy nosehair day


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40 forumlover


    Only 366 days to go before National Moustache Comb Day................. Woohoo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,800 ✭✭✭Dr. Bre


    Happy backhanders day .,


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    are left-handers more likely to vote socialist?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭lbc2019


    fryup wrote: »
    are left-handers more likely to vote socialist?

    Never heard that tbf


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40 forumlover


    lbc2019 wrote: »
    Never heard that tbf

    What about weird?? My wife's a Ciotóg & a Vegan. Weird eh'?? :)


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 13,346 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    Out and proud ciotog here. :)

    Thankfully never forced to write with my right hand at school. Left-handers are supposed to have an average of 10 to 20 IQ points higher than right handers, be more creative and ... just all round generally superior. :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    Happy lefthanders day to my follow lefties. Hopefully none of us have to use a can opener today, because we all know what torture that is.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,961 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    JupiterKid wrote: »
    Out and proud ciotog here. :)

    Thankfully never forced to write with my right hand at school. Left-handers are supposed to have an average of 10 to 20 IQ points higher than right handers, be more creative and ... just all round generally superior. :D


    Similar to what football pundits say about left footed players, they seem to have more control and creativity in that foot! Although I'm sure that's because us idiotic right footers just get dazzled by the difference.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,018 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    Thanks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,820 ✭✭✭FanadMan


    I'll give myself a left handed tug tonight to celebrate


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,417 ✭✭✭ToddyDoody


    FanadMan wrote: »
    I'll give myself a left handed tug tonight to celebrate

    Its a grim question but how does it compare?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    We are also capable of cutting it with our right hand also

    Haters gonna hate :)

    Speak for yourself, I'm even scarier using my Right hand

    21/25



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Glorified satanism!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,385 ✭✭✭✭namloc1980


    As a lefthander I never understood the issue with scissors and can openers etc. All works fine.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭lbc2019


    namloc1980 wrote: »
    As a lefthander I never understood the issue with scissors and can openers etc. All works fine.

    Are you really left handed???


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭lbc2019


    namloc1980 wrote: »
    As a lefthander I never understood the issue with scissors and can openers etc. All works fine.

    Do uou try to use them in your left hand?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,385 ✭✭✭✭namloc1980


    lbc2019 wrote: »
    Are you really left handed???

    Write with my left. But would use a scissors and knife in my right hand. Must be ambidextrous!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭lbc2019


    namloc1980 wrote: »
    Write with my left. But would use a scissors and knife in my right hand. Must be ambidextrous!

    You are not a true lefty then!

    Sieze him!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 532 ✭✭✭Turquoise Hexagon Sun


    namloc1980 wrote: »
    Write with my left. But would use a scissors and knife in my right hand. Must be ambidextrous!

    Write with my left, bat with my right. If you think the latter is a euphemism for something else, I wont argue with you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 958 ✭✭✭Stratvs


    I'm a bit of both.

    Left for :-
    - Writing
    - Hammer, saw etc.
    - Kicking ball
    - Fork, spoon
    - Knife for cutting ( bread/ cooking etc. )
    - Chopsticks

    Right for :-
    - Knife when eating
    - Firearms
    - Computer mouse (For work writing left and using mouse right is very handy)
    - Scissors
    - Phone


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40 forumlover


    Stratvs wrote: »
    I'm a bit of both.

    Left for :-
    - Writing
    - Hammer, saw etc.

    Ooh, don't know 'bout that.

    I wouldn't trust anyone using a hammer in their left hand :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,291 ✭✭✭lbc2019


    Left- writing
    Holding things
    Typing on phone
    Mousepad
    Knife
    Spoon

    Right
    Scissors- evil scissors
    Mouse on computer


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