Happy Lefthanders Day

lbc2019

To my fellow ciotogs- Happy Lefthanders Day

Zaph

Burn the witches!!!

lbc2019

Zaph wrote: »

Burn the witches!!!

Exspelliamus

This is it

Ned's busiest day.

Cee-Jay-Cee

You all obviously didn’t go to proper schools where they discouraged such backward behaviour and taught children to write with the correct hand...Peasants!!

Plopsu

Is somebody actually paid to think this nonsense up?

lbc2019

Plopsu wrote: »

Is somebody actually paid to think this nonsense up?

Put out much?

Alun

Plopsu wrote: »

Is somebody actually paid to think this nonsense up?

Well, no, but it's nothing new, first 'celebrated' back in 1976 actually.

Boom_Bap

Do you know what makes me smile, watching lefties trying to cut bread.
It's hilarious.

lbc2019

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Do you know what makes me smile, watching lefties trying to cut bread.
It's hilarious.

We have people to cut it for us.

Triangular slices ftw

Feisar

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Do you know what makes me smile, watching lefties trying to cut bread.
It's hilarious.

I’ve lefty blades

Boom_Bap

Feisar wrote: »

I’ve lefty blades

ohhhh, can i borrow one to see if I look odd cutting bread with it?

Stevieluvsye

Boom_Bap wrote: »

ohhhh, can i borrow one to see if I look odd cutting bread with it?

We are also capable of cutting it with our right hand also

Haters gonna hate

Plopsu

lbc2019 wrote: »

Put out much?

Depends on whether the lady is interested or not :pac:

Plopsu

Alun wrote: »

Well, no, but it's nothing new, first 'celebrated' back in 1976 actually.

Yeah, but somebody had to come up with it. If I declared tomorrow to be Moustache Comb Day, I doubt next year anyone would go, "oh, you know what today is....".

ToddyDoody

Plopsu wrote: »

Is somebody actually paid to think this nonsense up?

It appeals to people who'l spend money on any type of a festive occasion eg. Happy nosehair day

forumlover

Only 366 days to go before National Moustache Comb Day................. Woohoo

Dr. Bre

Happy backhanders day .,

fryup

are left-handers more likely to vote socialist?

lbc2019

fryup wrote: »

are left-handers more likely to vote socialist?

Never heard that tbf

forumlover

lbc2019 wrote: »

Never heard that tbf

What about weird?? My wife's a Ciotóg & a Vegan. Weird eh'??

JupiterKid

Out and proud ciotog here.

Thankfully never forced to write with my right hand at school. Left-handers are supposed to have an average of 10 to 20 IQ points higher than right handers, be more creative and ... just all round generally superior.

LizT

Happy lefthanders day to my follow lefties. Hopefully none of us have to use a can opener today, because we all know what torture that is.

Deebles McBeebles

JupiterKid wrote: »

Out and proud ciotog here.

Thankfully never forced to write with my right hand at school. Left-handers are supposed to have an average of 10 to 20 IQ points higher than right handers, be more creative and ... just all round generally superior.

Similar to what football pundits say about left footed players, they seem to have more control and creativity in that foot! Although I'm sure that's because us idiotic right footers just get dazzled by the difference.

Arghus

Thanks.

FanadMan

I'll give myself a left handed tug tonight to celebrate

ToddyDoody

FanadMan wrote: »

I'll give myself a left handed tug tonight to celebrate

Its a grim question but how does it compare?

uch

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

We are also capable of cutting it with our right hand also

Haters gonna hate

Speak for yourself, I'm even scarier using my Right hand

Ipso

Glorified satanism!

namloc1980

As a lefthander I never understood the issue with scissors and can openers etc. All works fine.

lbc2019

namloc1980 wrote: »

As a lefthander I never understood the issue with scissors and can openers etc. All works fine.

Are you really left handed???

lbc2019

namloc1980 wrote: »

As a lefthander I never understood the issue with scissors and can openers etc. All works fine.

Do uou try to use them in your left hand?

namloc1980

lbc2019 wrote: »

Are you really left handed???

Write with my left. But would use a scissors and knife in my right hand. Must be ambidextrous!

lbc2019

namloc1980 wrote: »

Write with my left. But would use a scissors and knife in my right hand. Must be ambidextrous!

You are not a true lefty then!

Sieze him!

Turquoise Hexagon Sun

namloc1980 wrote: »

Write with my left. But would use a scissors and knife in my right hand. Must be ambidextrous!

Write with my left, bat with my right. If you think the latter is a euphemism for something else, I wont argue with you.

Stratvs

I'm a bit of both.

Left for :-
- Writing
- Hammer, saw etc.
- Kicking ball
- Fork, spoon
- Knife for cutting ( bread/ cooking etc. )
- Chopsticks

Right for :-
- Knife when eating
- Firearms
- Computer mouse (For work writing left and using mouse right is very handy)
- Scissors
- Phone

forumlover

Stratvs wrote: »

I'm a bit of both.

Left for :-
- Writing
- Hammer, saw etc.

Ooh, don't know 'bout that.

I wouldn't trust anyone using a hammer in their left hand

lbc2019

Left- writing
Holding things
Typing on phone
Mousepad
Knife
Spoon

Right
Scissors- evil scissors
Mouse on computer