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What happens if you eat toilet roll?

  • 09-08-2019 6:32pm
    #1
    14dMoney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭


    Does it wipe on the way out?


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  • #2
    Autecher
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,960 ✭✭✭Autecher


    Congratulations you are the first poster I have ever put on my ignore list.


  • #3
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Of course but it must be quilted otherwise it will leave you so full of it.


  • #4
    14dMoney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭14dMoney


    Autecher wrote: »
    Congratulations you are the first poster I have ever put on my ignore list.

    Oh no!


  • #5
    FFred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭FFred


    Sweet mother of divine merciful fcuking Jaysus.


  • #6
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    FFred wrote: »
    Sweet mother of divine merciful fcuking Jaysus.

    Where is jebus when you need him...


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  • #7
    ShadyAcres
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 212 ✭✭ShadyAcres


    14dMoney wrote: »
    Oh no!
    You must be devastated😂


  • #8
    odyssey06
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,961 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    Based on the poster's track record, I'm going to have to say that it will make you FAT.

    What I want to know is would you survive for longer on CAT food or DOG food?

    This is the kind of thread that demands CAPITALS.

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



  • #9
    14dMoney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭14dMoney


    odyssey06 wrote: »
    Based on the poster's track record, I'm going to have to say that it will make you FAT.

    What I want to know is would you survive for longer on CAT food or DOG food?

    This is the kind of thread that demands CAPITALS.

    I don't think toilet roll has sugar


  • #10
    Greyfox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,975 ✭✭✭Greyfox


    Looks like youve been working hard on trying to create the worst thread ever... you were close with the other ones and you kept going, not willing to give up, well congratulations, you've succeeded at last


  • #11
    GalwayGrrrrrl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,519 ✭✭✭GalwayGrrrrrl


    Cr*p and Go.


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  • #12
    14dMoney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭14dMoney


    Greyfox wrote: »
    Looks like youve been working hard on trying to create the worst thread ever... you were close with the other ones and you kept going, not willing to give up, well congratulations, you've succeeded at last

    In your opinion and mind


  • #13
    anewme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,058 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    If you swallow toilet roll, you probably start talking ****e....

    Ohhh...wait...


  • #14
    Cody montana
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,514 ✭✭✭Cody montana


    You put food in your arse?


  • #15
    Salthillprom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 439 ✭✭Salthillprom


    Autecher wrote: »
    Congratulations you are the first poster I have ever put on my ignore list.
    But you replied to them, therefore you didn't ignore them


  • #16
    LETHAL LADY
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Your arse wipes itself.


  • #17
    fmpisces
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 888 ✭✭✭fmpisces


    You'd be sh!tting bricks sheets :D


  • #18
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,313 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    It will probably have nasty consequences


  • #19
    Cookie_Monster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,537 ✭✭✭✭Cookie_Monster


    My dog eats all the cardboard centre rolls off our toilet roll. Doesn't seem to do him any harm


  • #20
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,438 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    Autecher wrote: »
    Congratulations you are the first poster I have ever put on my ignore list.
    Thanks for tip!

    To thine own self be true



  • #21
    SleetAndSnow
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,709 ✭✭✭SleetAndSnow


    Alright then! Now I finally understand what after hours is about


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  • #22
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,211 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    SleetAndSnow wrote: »
    Alright then! Now I finally understand what after hours is about
    and i love it!

    Its a lovely thread OP ..no racism ..no sexism ..just acting the messer ..THIS IS LIFE THIS IS LIVING.


  • #23
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Watch out for them fat bergs op they are blockages of fat, ear buds, condoms, sanitary pads, baby wipes and anything else people will flush down your pie hole


  • #24
    BuboBubo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 927 ✭✭✭BuboBubo


    Eat some and let us know how it goes.

    Preferably washed down with some delicious toilet duck.


  • #25
    gozunda
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,996 ✭✭✭✭gozunda


    I've no idea- but the posters on this thread should be able to advise you on what exactly is likley to happen in the most graphic means possible.

    https://touch.boards.ie/thread/2057970654/1

    Don't say you haven't been warned ....


  • #26
    Arghus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,858 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    You'll die a very clean death.


  • #27
    Graces7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    Cookie_Monster wrote: »
    My dog eats all the cardboard centre rolls off our toilet roll. Doesn't seem to do him any harm

    one of my Siamese cats once ate a length of tinsel.. watching him on the litter tray as it emerged was.... interesting.. I think he wanted an inner clean..;)


  • #28
    Graces7
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,634 ✭✭✭✭Graces7


    14dMoney wrote: »
    Does it wipe on the way out?

    If you are that desperate for food, Vincent de Paul ?


  • #29
    anewme
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,058 ✭✭✭✭anewme


    Graces7 wrote: »
    If you are that desperate for food, Vincent de Paul ?

    Brings new meaning to the saying Vinny the Poo.


  • #30
    Hamsterchops
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,394 ✭✭✭Hamsterchops


    14dMoney wrote: »
    What happens if you eat toilet roll?

    I've never tried it, but I think your sh1t gets delivered into the bowl ready wrapped? Your anus also gets wiped as the package is squeezed out...


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  • #31
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Its terrible rough on the system if you're a dry sh-te.


  • #32
    Darc19
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,817 ✭✭✭Darc19


    It really depends on whether you are eating it after you've given yourself a wipe after the five day old indian takeaway you ate after a night of Guinness or not.


  • #33
    dxhound2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,857 ✭✭✭✭dxhound2005


    You could turn into a black woman.



  • #34
    wexandproud
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,063 ✭✭✭wexandproud


    ILoveYourVibes wrote: »
    and i love it!

    Its a lovely thread OP ..no racism ..no sexism ....THIS IS LIFE THIS IS LIVING.
    just check in here every so often , im sure it wont take long


    there ya are , i've just seen the above post


  • #35
    Elemonator
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,271 ✭✭✭Elemonator


    **** happens...or in this case sheet :D


  • #36
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    delminteop wrote: »
    Dead.

    :rolleyes: Try to keep up.


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  • #37
    ytpe2r5bxkn0c1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    delminteop wrote: »
    Good one mate.

    I've lost count of the number of times I've told you. I'm not your mate.

    🤡


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