Who are you?

Filmer Paradise

I'll start.

I'm 51, Male.

Work in engineering.

Married, 2 kids.

Leg End Reject

PPS number and bank account details please?

Homelander

I'm 32, male.

Work in about five different fields right now. Thank god no kids, lord knows how'd I'd support them.

aaqil jettson

Homelander wrote: »

I'm 32, male.

Work in about five different fields right now.

a farmer so?

Arghus

Sincere, but full of shit.

Jim Bob Scratcher

Jimbo, from the block

diusmr8a504cvk

I'm nobody
I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo
I'm a boxcar and a jug of wine
And a straight razor ...if you get too close to me

Twenty Grand

Didn't you get enough info the last time you asked this?

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=95423911

I'm very hesitant to put too much personal details here.
We sometimes say things on an anonymous site we might not want ties to us in real life.
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babi-hrse

I am me

sabat

A moocher, a card cheat, a country club golf hustler, a scumbag.

mr_edge_to_you

I'm Spartacus

Omackeral

I'm yer man who slipped on the ice a few years ago.

Tokyo

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

Sheridan81

Some people call me the space cowboy yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
'Cause I speak of the pompitous of love
People talk about me baby
Say I'm doin' you wrong, doin' you wrong
Well don't you worry baby, don't worry
'Cause I'm right here at home
'Cause I'm a picker
I'm a grinner
I'm a lover
And I'm a sinner
Playin' my music in the sun
I'm a joker
I'm a smoker
I'm a mid-night toker
I get my lovin' on the run

auspicious

babi-hrse wrote: »

I am me

Me too.

jimboblep

mr_edge_to_you wrote: »

I'm Spartacus

I am Spartacus

endacl

everlast75

Who who..... who who.

Now tell me, who are you?

D3V!L

Please allow me to introduce myself , I'm a man of wealth and taste.
I've been around for a long, long year, Stole many a man's soul to waste…

Yer Da sells Avon

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover. I'm a child, I'm a mother. I'm a sinner, I'm a saint. I do not feel ashamed. I'm your hell, I'm your dream. I'm nothing in between.

You know you wouldn't want it any other way

Autecher

I'm a modern man, a man for the millennium, digital and smoke-free, a diversified multi-cultural post-modern deconstructionist, politcally, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect. I've been uplinked and downloaded, I've been inputed and outsourced, I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of upgrading. I'm a high-tech lowlife, a state-of-the-art bi-coastal multitasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond.
I'm new wave, but I'm old school, and my inner child is outward bound. I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer, voice-activated and biodegradeble. I interface with my database, and my database is in cyberspace, so I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive, and from time to time, I'm radioactive.
Behind the 8-ball, ahead of the curve, riding the wave, dodging the bullet, pushing the envelope. I'm on point, on task, on message, and off drugs. I got no need for coke and speed. I have no urge to binge and purge. I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistics missionary. A street-wise smart bomb, a top-gun bottom-feeder.
I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps. I'm a totally ongoing bigfoot slamdunk rainmaker with a proactive outreach. A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic, out of rehab and in denial. I got a personal trainer, a personal shopper, a personal assistant, and a personal agenda. You can't shut me up, you can't dumb me down, 'cause I'm tireless, and I'm wireless. I'm an alpha male on beta blockers.
I'm a non-believer and an overachiever, laid back, but fashion forward, up front, down home, low rent, high maintenance; super size, long lasting, high definition, fast acting, oven ready, and built to last. I'm a hands-on, footloose, kneejerk headcase, prematurly post-traumatic, and I have a love child who sends me hate mail.
But I'm feeling, I'm caring, I'm healing, I'm sharing, a supportive, bonding, nurturing, primary caregiver. My output is down, but my income is up. I take a short position on a long bond, and my revenue stream has its own cash flow. I read junk mail, I eat junk food, I buy junk bonds, I watch trash sports. I'm gender specific, capital intensive, user friendly, and lactose intolerant.
I like rough sex, I like tough love, I use the F-word in my e-mails, and the software on my hard drive is hardcore, no soft porn. I bought a microwave at a minimall, I bought a minivan at a megastore, I eat fast food in the slow lane. I'm tollfree, bite size, ready to wear, and I come in all sizes. A fully equipped, factory authorized, hospital tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle.
I've been prewashed, precooked, preheated, prescreened, preapproved, postdated, freeze dried, double wrapped, vacuum packed, and I have an unlimited broadband capacity. I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal, lean and mean, cocked, locked, and ready to rock; rough, tough, and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow, I ride with the tide, I got glide in my stride. Drivin' and movin', sailin' and spinin', jivin' and groovin', wailin' and winnin'. I don't snooze, so I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber on the road. I party hardy, and lunch time is crunch time. I'm hangin' in, there ain't no doubt, and I'm hangin' tough, over and out."

Plopsu

jimboblep wrote: »

I am Spartacus

No, I'm Brian... and so is my wife.

Beanntraigheach

I'm Batman

corner of hells

My name is Earl.

Trigger Happy

They say that you are what you eat.
I am a banana.

Bigbagofcans

They call me "Hell", they call me "Stacey", they call me "her", they call me "Jane".
That's not my name.

jimgoose

I do not know what age I am,
I am no mortal age;
I know nothing of women,
Nothing of cities,
I cannot die
Unless I walk outside these whitethorn hedges.

JohnnyFlash

The man that men want to be, and that women want to be with. I’m a pretty big deal.

Signore Fancy Pants

Me - Big Wheel - Cracker Factory.

Touch me.

Mad_maxx

sabat wrote: »

A moocher, a card cheat, a country club golf hustler, a scumbag.

James Woods from casino

Captain Havoc

One time someone found out my real identity (lots of people know it anyway). He went through all my posts on boards, picked out a couple that I bitched about work in and came into the shop where I was working threatening to send them to head-office. After my boss and I told him to f-off, he sent those posts to our head office. Nothing happened because I obviously didn't mention where I worked in those posts, and they were actually concerned for my safety as your man was obviously an oddball.

Woke Hogan

I'm a person who's cringing at all of the "funny men" in this thread.

Boom_Bap

corner of hells

Captain Havoc wrote: »

One time someone found out my real identity (lots of people know it anyway). He went through all my posts on boards, picked out a couple that I bitched about work in and came into the shop where I was working threatening to send them to head-office. After my boss and I told him to f-off, he sent those posts to our head office. Nothing happened because I obviously didn't mention where I worked in those posts, and they were actually concerned for my safety as your man was obviously an oddball.

Oh , so you think I'm an oddball?

Church on Tuesday

The one who knocks.

corner of hells

Woke Hogan wrote: »

I'm a person who's cringing at all of the "funny men" in this thread.

And yet here you are, mixing amongst the great unwashed.

corner of hells

Church on Tuesday wrote: »

The one who knocks.

The Church knocker.

We are the music makers,
And we are the dreamers of dreams
Wandering by lone sea-breakers,
And sitting by desolate streams

Homelander

aaqil jettson wrote: »

a farmer so?

Thankfully no, they seems to have a rough deal at the moment, the whole beef angle just compounds it.

Though your comment does make sense (and is funny), those guys are out there 24/7 breaking their backs for very little reward....yeah, I know some farmers are making it mega, but most are just struggling.

Foweva Awone

Who am I?

Who am I?

I'm Jean ValJEEEEEEAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

Leg End Reject

Homelander wrote: »

Thankfully no, they seems to have a rough deal at the moment, the whole beef angle just compounds it.

Though your comment does make sense (and is funny), those guys are out there 24/7 breaking their backs for very little reward....yeah, I know some farmers are making it mega, but most are just struggling.

So, you're saying you really are a farmer?