Things you find in your head

Cee-Jay-Cee

Moving on from ‘insert any random AH thread title here’ it got me thinking about something that happened to me a few years ago. Anyway I was scratching my head one day and I could feel something sharp prick my finger. I got my wife to have a look and she said she couldn’t see anything but she could feel it. She got a pair of tweezers and started hoking about and pulled a little piece of bent metal from my scalp! It was approx 1cm long and bent in the middle into a < shape almost. It was very thin like a very fine staple. She said it was almost fully embedded in my scalp with just a tiny piece maybe 1mm sticking out. It hurt/stung like crazy as she removed it. I examined it and it was square in profile and had tiny serrations along part of it. I went to get a magnifying glass but as I got up of the seat I dropped it on the carpet and never found it again. It had disappeared.

It was most likely an alien probe inserted in to my head to track me and was most likely inserted during an abduction episode which I obviously don’t remember. When I dropped it they most likely beamed it away to prevent me discovering it’s true purpose.

Anyway that’s my alien abduction story.

Collie D

Thanks for sharing the tracker implant story and not the anal probe one.

Tammy!

I'm sorry that happened to you op

Someone was telling me that a woman he knew got on a bouncy castle and her tooth ended up stuck in some kids head.

Both were ok but I think he said she lost her tooth!!

FFred

Worry. Catastrophising. Self-doubt.....

Oh wait. You mean physically in your head , not the mental stuff. Sorry I misunderstood the thread concept.

Anyway, continue ....

Poor Uncle Tom

That's why I wear hats all the time. Although, spiders do use metal poles like OP describes to polevault around every bedroom at night.

Dr. Bre

Lay of the weed dude

Cee-Jay-Cee

Dr. Bre wrote: »

Lay of the weed dude

Haven’t smoked weed in almost 30 years so I think the effect had worn off by the time of my alien abduction which was about 4 or 5 years ago.

antodeco

Dr. Bre wrote: »

Lay of the weed dude

That like lay of the land?

Your Face

When I was young lad, a friend of mine got a spot on his leg. He couldn't figure out what it was. He was messing with it one day and split it open. He let out a shout.
There was something in there he was saying.
He proceeded to pull a narrow twig out of his newly created wound. It was about and inch and half long.
He never figured out how it got in there.

Tammy!

My bcg scars on my arm are really noticable and look like an alien stamp. Theyre three little circles in a triangle shape.

corner of hells

Tammy! wrote: »

I'm sorry that happened to you op

Someone was telling me that a woman he knew got on a bouncy castle and her tooth ended up stuck in some kids head.

Both were ok but I think he said she lost her tooth!!

You know when you're younger and lower yourself down off a high wall , hanging by your hands before you let go , well a cousin of mine did that years ago off a pebble dash wall and pulled out his two front teeth.

I never seen so much fcukin' blood in my life.By the time we made it back to his house there was about 800 hundred kids in the entourage .

My Ma and his Ma were in two minds about to give us a hiding or not but seemed satisfied enough when he got a mouthful of stitches.