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Have you ever worked at work?

  • 02-08-2019 10:20pm
    #1
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,686 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    It appears that a large cohort here are paid for their sexual activity. They go to work to masterbate and have sex (all with ladies called Mary it seems).


    So do any of you actually do any work?


    I do occasionally, in between day dreaming and aimlessly browsing online. I wouldn't like to get burnt out.


Comments

  • Site Banned Posts: 725 ✭✭✭Balanadan


    When I'm not riding I'm working, and vice versa.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Muppet Man


    I’m a male prostitute... not sure how to answer.


  • Posts: 5,311 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Work work work...it's all I do.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    I live to work not work to live or something like that. To answer your question, yes I have jacked off at work...many many many times.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,243 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    What's work? :confused:


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,686 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    RMAOK wrote: »
    What's work? :confused:

    Apparently it's an alien concept around here. :pac:


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,686 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Work work work...it's all I do.

    Neigh, I don't believe you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 888 ✭✭✭fmpisces


    Pretty sure I'd have been given the old P45 by now if I hadn't :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,230 ✭✭✭jaxxx


    Neigh, I don't believe you.


    Giddy up? :pac:


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,686 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    jaxxx wrote: »
    Giddy up? :pac:
    Ride me sideways was another one.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,874 ✭✭✭Edgware


    It appears that a large cohort here are paid for their sexual activity. They go to work to masterbate and have sex (all with ladies called Mary it seems).


    So do any of you actually do any work?


    I do occasionally, in between day dreaming and aimlessly browsing online. I wouldn't like to get burnt out.
    I work away until the KY jelly runs out


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,314 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    When I worked, I did work at work.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,523 ✭✭✭Sonny noggs


    branie2 wrote: »
    When I worked, I did work at work.

    What did you work at, at work, when you worked at work?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,314 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    some jobs over the years

    County Court officer for the one on leave
    Dealing with pay codes on the computer in the ESB networks office
    county council on work exoerience a few times
    GAA headquarters in Clare


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭Tamara tamara


    Don't be silly. Who actually works at work!?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    I used to but have stopped as its a mugs game.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Filmer Paradise


    Don't be silly. Who actually works at work!?

    True. At my place, if your working hard, it's your own fault!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,218 ✭✭✭✭B.A._Baracus


    If you were to compare my current job against my last job they are two worlds apart and it all depends on the job.

    As I type this I am in a nice office and use a keyboard and mouse apart of my work. Previous job was using a pallet truck. The more physical work your job entails the more work you will do (generally)

    But in my last job I was talking with someone from head office one day and he said "everyone thinks they have a hard job...." - he was right. It was in reference towards that job and others who think they have it hard.

    Even the biggest laziest jerk thinks their job is hard.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,862 ✭✭✭✭inforfun




    This is getting closer and closer to my reality.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,942 ✭✭✭topper75


    inforfun wrote: »
    This is getting closer and closer to my reality.

    One heck of a movie alright. It scarily doesn't age. Perhaps becomes even more relevant with the passage of time.


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