Seagulls bastards.

kneemos

Not happy with Chew Wa Wa's they're now attacking Pigeons.

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/795270/Seagull-attack-chihuahua-pigeon-massacre-gizmo/amp

TheValeyard

odyssey06

We need to drive them back into the sea.

They are evolving!

Thelonious Monk

I like them. Crazy bastards. And they keep their plumage so immaculate. Kings of the sky.

I was in Aberdeen recently, where the cry of giant gulls resounds through the city and the pavements and roofs are plastered white. Makes the seagulls in Dublin look like budgies.

odyssey06

Thelonious Monk wrote: »

I like them. Crazy bastards. And they keep their plumage so immaculate. Kings of the sky.

The "I for one welcome our new flying king overlords" brigade were not long in making their appearance... you are a traitor to your species!

pablo128

A bag of chips and a Hurley. Problem solved.:pac:

Thelonious Monk

odyssey06 wrote: »

The "I for one welcome our new flying king overlords" brigade were not long in making their appearance... you are a traitor to your species!

I just like watching them. They do some mad stuff. And they're not afraid of anyone. And that little dance they do to get worms

Sonny noggs

I’m a big fan of his early work, Out For Justice is an underrated classic. Gino Feloni kicked ass.

ToddyDoody

The noble seagull, pecking through the rubbish bag.

odyssey06

[Deleted User] wrote: »

I was in Aberdeen recently, where the cry of giant gulls resounds through the city and the pavements and roofs are plastered white. Makes the seagulls in Dublin look like budgies.

Disturbing report. Aberdeen is lost to the seagull menace. We need some sort of border to protect ourselves.

Thelonious Monk

ToddyDoody wrote: »

The noble seagull, pecking through the rubbish bag.

And who causes that problem?

LadySkunk

I once saw a seagull drag a headless pigeon carcass down a busy street and not one person batted an eyelid, I was horrified :eek:

Savages!

HeidiHeidi

The fkers that live in a chimney across the road from me and scream blue murder from 5am ALL SUMMER LONG :mad: are going to push me too far one of these days......

Plumbthedepths

A friend of mine claims he feeds them Alkaselzer (pardon the spelling) reckons it causes them to explode. Tempted to try it....

pablo128

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

The fkers that live in a chimney across the road from me and scream blue murder from 5am ALL SUMMER LONG :mad: are going to push me too far one of these days......

See post #8.

Chancer3001

They regularly attack people outside dunnes. Steal packets of ham and mince. Not even exaggerating

jimmynokia

Neighbours give out about them but the funny thing is they are out in the morning like happy spas throwing bread out to them.

Plumbthedepths

Plumbthedepths wrote: »

A friend of mine claims he feeds them Alkaselzer (parson the spelling) reckons it causes them to explode. Tempted to try it....

1/4 tablet inside some soft white bread.

Big entertainment with the crew on aircraft carriers.

The bastards.

RacoonQueen

Isn't nature grand?

RacoonQueen

Plumbthedepths wrote: »

A friend of mine claims he feeds them Alkaselzer (pardon the spelling) reckons it causes them to explode. Tempted to try it....

https://www.google.com/search?ei=m09DXdXHHuCj1fAPt5mr6AI&q=alka+seltzer+and+birds&oq=Alka+Seltzer+and+&gs_l=psy-ab.1.3.0l10.6585.7439..10191...0.0..0.49.228.5......0....1..gws-wiz.......0i20i263.wPjDhwhATM4

Dr. Bre

Chancer3001 wrote: »

They regularly attack people outside dunnes. Steal packets of ham and mince. Not even exaggerating

That’s just the people. What do the seagulls do?

Franz Von Peppercorn II

odyssey06 wrote: »

The "I for one welcome our new flying king overlords" brigade were not long in making their appearance... you are a traitor to your species!

They will eventually run the world and we just have to accept it. All hail king seagulls.

odyssey06

RacoonQueen wrote: »

https://www.google.com/search?ei=m09DXdXHHuCj1fAPt5mr6AI&q=alka+seltzer+and+birds&oq=Alka+Seltzer+and+&gs_l=psy-ab.1.3.0l10.6585.7439..10191...0.0..0.49.228.5......0....1..gws-wiz.......0i20i263.wPjDhwhATM4

Disinformation spread by the sea gulls so we disarm ourselves.

Plumbthedepths

odyssey06 wrote:

Disinformation spread by the sea gulls so we disarm ourselves.

Shotgun always works, just a bit loud.

corner of hells

Plumbthedepths wrote: »

A friend of mine claims he feeds them Alkaselzer (pardon the spelling) reckons it causes them to explode. Tempted to try it....

I may or may not have known a bloke who served a presence years ago with another bloke who used go fishing for seagulls while in prison.
He used a long piece of string with a paper clip wrapped up in rasher as bait.

Anyhow , eventually a mental health assessment was needed.

Graces7

Thelonious Monk wrote: »

And who causes that problem?

applause!

Graces7

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

The fkers that live in a chimney across the road from me and scream blue murder from 5am ALL SUMMER LONG :mad: are going to push me too far one of these days......

and??

CZ 453

HeidiHeidi wrote: »

The fkers that live in a chimney across the road from me and scream blue murder from 5am ALL SUMMER LONG :mad: are going to push me too far one of these days......

Graces7 wrote: »

and??

Don't answer that!!! Graces7 is a seagull. With a laptop. Be cautious on here.

Graces7

CZ 453 wrote: »

Don't answer that!!! Graces7 is a seagull. With a laptop. Be cautious on here.

BOTHER! Someone outed me! Putting me in a real flap now....

HeidiHeidi

Graces7 wrote: »

BOTHER! Someone outed me! Putting me in a real flap now....

Just as long as you flap quietly