Sexy little things you notice in members of the same sex when you are heterosexual

Ecce No Homo

The way grease builds up on his forehead? The way he rolls up his shirt sleeves?

We are all hardwired chemically to notice subtle sexual qualities in other men so that we think "huh, if I was a lady I would love to have him stick one of those fat manly thumbs in my mouth, especially because of the way he has his shirt sleeve rolled up, or maybe you want to wipe his brow because a level of grease has built up, or maybe when he bends over you've noticed his crack and it looks fairly hairless and clean without pimples or pockmarks or moles, and you think, if I was a lady I'd be tonguing this or that, or it could even be something ostensibly 'non-sexual' like the way he does his tie or even licks his fingers after a packet of walkers. All normal thoughts, so what are yours?

D3V!L

Are you coming out to us ?

Its ok if you are.

Pinch Flat

Yeah I’ve always thought that. Greasy foreheads. Jaysus.

Ecce No Homo

D3V!L wrote: »

Are you coming out to us ?

Its ok if you are.

I'm not. I'm just bringing up an interesting topic founded in science and behaviorism that makes many uncomfortable.

ToddyDoody

I remember in 5th year english class a guy sitting in front of me laced heavily in cologne.

suicide_circus

RMAOK

Your username is a contradiction of your thread title OP

blade1

I can't even tell if a man is good looking or not.

EmmetSpiceland

blade1 wrote: »

I can't even tell if a man is good looking or not.

There are way of gauging a man’s attractiveness, sure there’s bone structure and other “indicators” but a lot of it comes down to presentation.

You see a lot of lads, who really could do better, walking around like “slobs”. Men well over 30 in bootcut jeans and converse runners, coupled with a scraggly beard, looking like “hobos”.

With a decent, normal, haircut, a good suit and a nice pair of shoes these “clowns” wouldn’t have any trouble attracting someone on a night out. It’s just not going to happen slouching around in a heap, smelling of McDonalds.

“Leering” stares are not a good way to attract anyone.

Mint Sauce

Think you need to recheck your username OP.

Ecce No Homo

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

There are way of gauging a man’s attractiveness, sure there’s bone structure and other “indicators” but a lot of it comes down to perspiration.

Fixed that for you E.

Well, I suppose, if pushed to the pin of my collar for a response. I have noticed some guys often have really really attractive...
































... girls on their arms. But, I'm cursed with this heterosexuality thing, which is pretty unfashionable goddamnit.

partyguinness

OP

'Greasy forehead'...WTF am I missing here?

I can safely say I have never found that sexy in man, woman or animal.

pillphil

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

over 30...bootcut jeans...converse runners...scraggly beard

Well, I for one feel personally attacked xD

partyguinness

partyguinness wrote: »

OP

'Greasy forehead'...WTF am I missing here?

I can safely say I have never found that sexy in man, woman or animal.

Do tell us, what have you found sexy in an animal?

Panthro

I like it when they buy me pints in return for non sexual favours like turning a few hoppers below in the bog.

JohnnyFlash

You might get some mumbling and grumbling, but if you leave a few shirts in the vicinity of the ironing board then they tend to get ironed for you.

Edgware

Builders cleavage

Reality King

Ecce No Homo wrote: »

The way grease builds up on his forehead? The way he rolls up his shirt sleeves?

We are all hardwired chemically to notice subtle sexual qualities in other men so that we think "huh, if I was a lady I would love to have him stick one of those fat manly thumbs in my mouth, especially because of the way he has his shirt sleeve rolled up, or maybe you want to wipe his brow because a level of grease has built up, or maybe when he bends over you've noticed his crack and it looks fairly hairless and clean without pimples or pockmarks or moles, and you think, if I was a lady I'd be tonguing this or that, or it could even be something ostensibly 'non-sexual' like the way he does his tie or even licks his fingers after a packet of walkers. All normal thoughts, so what are yours?

I struggle to comprehend the level of delusion you need to have in order to have these thoughts and still consider yourself straight.

Reality King

Reality King wrote: »

I struggle to comprehend the level of delusion you need to have in order to have these thoughts and still consider yourself straight.

My guess...


They are straight and simply trolling. Incomprehensible as it may seem, they do exist.



or


Gay and trolling.



Thems your options

Ecce No Homo

Reality King wrote: »

I struggle to comprehend the level of delusion you need to have in order to have these thoughts and still consider yourself straight.

Just pointing out a few nuggets of commonly accepted information straight from cutting edge science labs, but thanks for giving it to me straight reality king.

candycock

Hold on ladies we ant NOT lumps of meat.be gentle.

blade1

Ecce No Homo wrote: »

Just pointing out a few nuggets of commonly accepted information straight from cutting edge science labs, but thanks for giving it to me straight reality king.

He doesn't have that username for nothing.

Airyfairy12

Im hetrosexual but can appreciate when someone looks attractive, I dont know why thats such a big deal? I think really feminine women are very attractive, its not about curves or the size of their boobs, its about how they carry themselves.

Airyfairy12

Airyfairy12 wrote: »

Im hetrosexual but can appreciate when someone looks attractive, I dont know why thats such a big deal? I think really feminine women are very attractive, its not about curves or the size of their boobs, its about how they carry themselves.

Arguably, I would say (and this thread finally turned interesting) a lot of women are on a sexual preference scale, with most tending towards the heterosexual end. But, I can imagine most women would find some female they'd fancy.

Whereas with males I think they are mostly gay or straight. Male bisexuals do of course exist, but not to the same extent (no scientific research to reference) as females.