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Two Hours to Kill in Swords

  • 30-07-2019 4:00pm
    #1
    JupiterKid
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 13,101 Mod ✭✭✭✭


    Ok fellow AHers...so I finshed tutoring my group of part-time postgrads (doing a short summer course) and I am meeting some friends out in Swords from a course I did last year in mental health. It's a reunion of sorts.

    We meet at 7 sharp but I am just arriving in the County town of Fingal and I know not what to do to kill 2 whole hours...

    Help me out! Any suggestions??


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  • #2
    TheValeyard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,043 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Shopping Centre. Get a coffee.

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • #3
    BorneTobyWilde
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    You could kill a lot of people in two hours


  • #4
    Vic_08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,079 ✭✭✭Vic_08


    You could find a quiet corner to contemplate what new made up facts about yourself you can tell random people on the internet.


  • #5
    Badly Drunk Boy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,807 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    BorneTobyWilde wrote: »
    You could kill a lot of people in two hours
    Especially in a shopping centre.


  • #6
    TheValeyard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,043 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Badly Drunk Boy wrote: »
    Especially in a shopping centre.

    Then have a coffee

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



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  • #7
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Two Whores to kill in Swords is how I read this first, don't kill the 2 whores in Swords.


  • #8
    TheValeyard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,043 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Two Whores to kill in Swords is how I read this first, don't kill the 2 whores in Swords.

    Are there whores in Swords?

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • #9
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    TheValeyard wrote: »
    Are there whores in Swords?


    just the 2.


  • #10
    TheValeyard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,043 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    just the 2.

    Suppose that's one way to spend two hours.

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • #11
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,214 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    Do what a couple I know do.
    Go to a car dealership seem really interested in a car. They'll give you tea/coffee and a test drive.
    Then head home with no intention of buying the car.


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  • #12
    JupiterKid
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 13,101 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    Vic_08 wrote: »
    You could find a quiet corner to contemplate what new made up facts about yourself you can tell random people on the internet.


    Hmmm
    ..my real life is a lot more interesting than feeling the need to make up anything about it on the internet. With me, what you see is what you get...


    But what about you?


  • #13
    Edgware
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,874 ✭✭✭Edgware


    Take the bus into the city and back. That will kill two hours


  • #14
    TheValeyard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,043 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Right OP,

    Got you sorted. Do this now.

    Go the the Pav shopping centre (get coffee)

    Go see The Lion King.

    It's on in 10 minutes and be over by 7pm.

    /thread.

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • #15
    Boom_Bap
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    TheValeyard wrote: »
    Right OP,

    Got you sorted. Do this now.

    Go the the Pav shopping centre (get coffee)

    Go see The Lion King.

    It's on in 10 minutes and be over by 7pm.

    /thread.


    Go to Five Guys beside the cinema and see how many burgers you can eat.


  • #16
    TheValeyard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,043 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Go to Five Guys beside the cinema

    Sounding very dodgy.
    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    and see how many burgers you can eat

    Ahhh makes sense.

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • #17
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    TheValeyard wrote: »
    Sounding very dodgy.


    Swords has Five Guys and Two Whores


  • #18
    TheValeyard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,043 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Swords has Five Guys and Two Whores

    Sounds like the start to an adventurous porno

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • #19
    Bobblehats
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    You could forge a kukri or catch a Steven Segal movie maybe


  • #20
    AllForIt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭AllForIt


    Kill 2 people with swords


  • #21
    Boom_Bap
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    TheValeyard wrote: »
    Sounds like the start to an adventurous porno


    I think I may have seen that documentary before.


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  • #22
    TheValeyard
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,043 ✭✭✭✭TheValeyard


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    I think I may have seen that documentary before.

    Ah it's well known, five guys go into the jungle.

    All eyes on Kursk. Slava Ukraini.



  • #23
    Tammy!
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭Tammy!


    Jets is where it's at op or not at anymore...


  • #24
    JupiterKid
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 13,101 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    Soo...walked around the town centre...basically one long main street and had a goo at the castle (not much) and the little town park. Well kept centre with lots of hanging baskets but lots of vacant shop units.

    Off to meet the guys on the day programme from last year now!


  • #25
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    freshpopcorn wrote: »
    Do what a couple I know do.
    Go to a car dealership seem really interested in a car. They'll give you tea/coffee and a test drive.
    Then head home with no intention of buying the car.

    I have unintentionally test driven a car only to love it so much that I bought it. Car salespersons always know that there is always a chance of a sale, even if recommended to a friend who might be thinking of changing car.


  • #26
    Birneybau
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    JupiterKid wrote: »
    Soo...walked around the town centre...basically one long main street and had a goo at the castle (not much) and the little town park. Well kept centre with lots of hanging baskets but lots of vacant shop units.

    Off to meet the guys on the day programme from last year now!

    Keep us updated


  • #27
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,419 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    OP , get yourself a large tub of glue , a feather pillow and head to the airport.
    Jump the fence , strip off , pour the glue over yourself and the feathers from pillow.

    Make a run for the runways and give the airport police something to do.


  • #28
    Thelonious Monk
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    Grindr. Duh.


  • #29
    Strumms
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    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Swords has Five Guys and Two Whores

    That will cost extra.


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