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What are the small tesco cards?

  • 29-07-2019 2:27pm
    #1
    paleoperson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭


    I finally got a large tesco clubcard today and it came with two small "keyring" cards as well with no explanation of them. Can anyone tell me wtf these are for?


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  • #2
    NomadicGray
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    they unlock a trolley instead of using a coin


  • #3
    is_that_so
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,136 ✭✭✭✭is_that_so


    paleoperson wrote: »
    I finally got a large tesco clubcard today and it came with two small "keyring" cards as well with no explanation of them. Can anyone tell me wtf these are for?

    Handy for your wallet or keyring! Do the same thing and I use them all the time!


  • #4
    is_that_so
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,136 ✭✭✭✭is_that_so


    NomadicGray wrote: »
    they unlock a trolley instead of using a coin
    Really?:confused:


  • #5
    odyssey06
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,991 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    They are mini duplicates of your clubcard, 'fob' versions, to attach to a keyring etc

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



  • #6
    paleoperson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭paleoperson


    is_that_so wrote: »
    Handy for your wallet or keyring! Do the same thing and I use them all the time!
    odyssey06 wrote: »
    They are mini duplicates of your clubcard, 'fob' versions, to attach to a keyring etc

    Ah okay. That's what I'd have thought, but they write in the letter "just remember to scan them at the checkout".


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  • #7
    riffmongous
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,853 Mod ✭✭✭✭riffmongous


    The first one is a key fob, that you can use as an alternative to the card if you want. The second is a suppository that you use before going to the shop, that activates once you pass the main entrance and alerts you to any special offers that are nearby on the shelves through a mild electric shock


  • #8
    Autecher
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,960 ✭✭✭Autecher


    riffmongous wrote: »
    The first one is a key fob, that you can use as an alternative to the card if you want. The second is a suppository that you use before going to the shop, that activates once you pass the main entrance and alerts you to any special offers that are nearby on the shelves through a mild electric shock
    riffmongous, I mean this with respect but are you putting this fob/card thingy up your bum? :eek:


  • #9
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Autecher wrote: »
    riffmongous, I mean this with respect but are you putting this fob/card thingy up your bum? :eek:
    that's what you are supposed to do. Do not take orally.


  • #10
    Autecher
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,960 ✭✭✭Autecher


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    that's what you are supposed to do. Do not take orally.
    Yes I didn't read the whole post :o
    Silly me...


  • #11
    riffmongous
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,853 Mod ✭✭✭✭riffmongous


    Autecher wrote: »
    riffmongous, I mean this with respect but are you putting this fob/card thingy up your bum? :eek:

    Well where do you put it?


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  • #12
    Autecher
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,960 ✭✭✭Autecher


    riffmongous wrote: »
    Well where do you put it?
    Trust me, you don't want to know. However I know where I will be putting it from now on.....


  • #13
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    Also, if you put them in water with a pinch of baking soda, they grow into the regular credit card size.


  • #14
    odyssey06
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,991 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    NomadicGray wrote: »
    they unlock a trolley instead of using a coin

    That would be awesome but I don't think Tesco have deployed this advanced tech in my local store so I am always fiddling about for a €1 coin.

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



  • #15
    riffmongous
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,853 Mod ✭✭✭✭riffmongous


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Also, if you put them in water with a pinch of baking soda, they grow into the regular credit card size.

    So obviously you need to remove it before going for a shower, just incase


  • #16
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    riffmongous wrote: »
    So obviously you need to remove it before going for a shower, just incase


    Just don't do hand-stands in the shower


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