Drink Dialing

Porklife

Why the hell do we do it?!!! And why oh why do I never learn my lesson!
After many years of serious drinking I should know by now that messaging somebody you're into after one too many vino collapso's is NEVER a good idea! There are no exceptions to this rule!
I don't think I've ever woken up and thought, wow I'm so glad I texted Robbie last night and told him how I like him. I bet I came across really well - charming, funny and most of all sophisticated. I have however woken up and thought Nooooooooooooooooooooo... reread the messages and criiiinged!!
This morning was unfortunately one of those mornings. I just hope I haven't ruined it!

Lads, if you liked a girl would you be put off by a drunken text message? The guy in question replied but I still feel like a twat!:rolleyes::(:rolleyes:

Stevieluvsye

Porklife wrote: »

Why the hell do we do it?!!! And why oh why do I never learn my lesson!
After many years of serious drinking I should know by now that messaging somebody you're into after one too many vino collapso's is NEVER a good idea! There are no exceptions to this rule!
I don't think I've ever woken up and thought, wow I'm so glad I texted Robbie last night and told him how I like him. I bet I came across really well - charming, funny and most of all sophisticated. I have however woken up and thought Nooooooooooooooooooooo... reread the messages and criiiinged!!
This morning was unfortunately one of those mornings. I just hope I haven't ruined it!

Lads, if you liked a girl would you be put off by a drunken text message? The guys in question replied but I still feel like a twat!:rolleyes::(:rolleyes:

Depends if i fancied the girl being honest, is he aware you like him?

Porklife

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

Depends if i fancied the girl being honest, is he aware you like him?

Well if he wasn't he most certainly is now!!

I think he likes me too.. we went on a date last week and he asked me out again so he must. I'm just worried I ruined it now!

Stevieluvsye

Porklife wrote: »

Well if he wasn't he most certainly is now!!

I think he likes me too.. we went on a date last week and he asked me out again so he must. I'm just worried I ruined it now!

Chill out! He'll be chuffed your in to him.

Porklife

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

Chill out! He'll be chuffed your in to him.

That actually makes me feel much better. I am a worrier. Thank you

What did you say?

Stevieluvsye

Porklife wrote: »

That actually makes me feel much better. I am a worrier. Thank you

Trust me, if it was me (bloke) i'd be delighted.

Don't be stressing and sort your next date out and enjoy

hatrickpatrick

Honestly, if I like her it won't even matter if the text is totally incomprehensible, it'll just be "OMG, she was that drunk and I was still the person she thought of texting"

fmpisces

Porklife wrote: »

Why the hell do we do it?!!! And why oh why do I never learn my lesson!
After many years of serious drinking I should know by now that messaging somebody you're into after one too many vino collapso's is NEVER a good idea! There are no exceptions to this rule!
I don't think I've ever woken up and thought, wow I'm so glad I texted Robbie last night and told him how I like him. I bet I came across really well - charming, funny and most of all sophisticated. I have however woken up and thought Nooooooooooooooooooooo... reread the messages and criiiinged!!
This morning was unfortunately one of those mornings. I just hope I haven't ruined it!

Lads, if you liked a girl would you be put off by a drunken text message? The guy in question replied but I still feel like a twat!:rolleyes::(:rolleyes:

Only ever did it once.
Don't they say something about if you receive a text from someone when they're out of it that you should be flattered Something about out of all the people in their contact list they drunk dialed/texted you. So don't feel bad

Utter Consternation

https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/courts/man-who-threatened-to-kill-gardai-and-rape-their-children-during-violent-and-vile-phone-calls-jailed-38349132.html

This asshole did a bit of drink dialing from Australia to Gardai in Donegal.

Ignorant cnut.

Stevieluvsye

fmpisces wrote: »

Only ever did it once.
Don't they say something about if you receive a text from someone when they're out of it that you should be flattered Something about out of all the people in their contact list they drunk dialed/texted you. So don't feel bad

I suppose it depends on what was in the message, if it was all "missin you babes, can't wait till our next date" then all good

if it was along the lines of "Bought a strap on recently, can't wait to use it on you" then there might be cause for concern

Porklife

fmpisces wrote: »

Only ever did it once.
Don't they say something about if you receive a text from someone when they're out of it that you should be flattered Something about out of all the people in their contact list they drunk dialed/texted you. So don't feel bad

Yippee!!

I didn't say anything bad really, was just asking if he could form a band with a bunch of musicians dead or alive, who would he chose. When he answered though I think I had already forgotten the question so start asking what he means... really confused despite it being blatantly clear. Then mid sentence I just stopped writing. Ah vino me aul pal, you never let me down! :pac:

fmpisces

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

I suppose it depends on what was in the message, if it was all "missin you babes, can't wait till our next date" then all good

if it was along the lines of "Bought a strap on recently, can't wait to use it on you" then there might be cause for concern

Sometimes that's enough to make a person run for the hills :D:D

Dial Hard

Assuming this was the guy you were almost paralysed with fear at the thought of texting earlier in the week, I think drunk you probably did you a favour.

fmpisces

Porklife wrote: »

Yippee!!

I didn't say anything bad really, was just asking if he could form a band with a bunch of musicians dead or alive, who would he chose/ When he answered though I think I had already forgotten the question so start asking what he means... really confused despite it being blatantly clear. Then mid sentence I just stopped writing. Ah vino me aul pal, you never let me down! :pac:

Sounds like a case of no harm done. Forgot to say enjoy your next date

fineso.mom

Porklife wrote: »

Yippee!!

I didn't say anything bad really, was just asking if he could form a band with a bunch of musicians dead or alive, who would he chose/ When he answered though I think I had already forgotten the question so start asking what he means... really confused despite it being blatantly clear. Then mid sentence I just stopped writing. Ah vino me aul pal, you never let me down! :pac:

Probably be fine but did you text him back at some stage to explain why you stopped texting abruptly.

Porklife

Dial Hard wrote: »

Assuming this was the guy you were almost paralysed with fear at the thought of texting earlier in the week, I think drunk you probably did you a favour.

It is that guy!!

badabing106

Porklife wrote: »

Yippee!!

I didn't say anything bad really, was just asking if he could form a band with a bunch of musicians dead or alive, who would he chose

Steven Tyler- vocals/harmonica
Prince- lead guitar
Phil lynott - bass/backing vocals
Ringo Starr- drums

Force Carrier

When I saw the thread title I thought it was about one of them
off licences that delivers 5pm - 10pm seven days a week.

SEPT 23 1989

Force Carrier wrote: »

When I saw the thread title I thought it was about one of them
off licences that delivers 5pm - 10pm seven days a week.

I thought it was about the lad who arrived up at the house at five in the morning selling bottles of spirits out of the boot of his car

Capt'n Midnight

badabing106 wrote: »

Steven Tyler- vocals/harmonica
Prince- lead guitar
Phil lynott - bass/backing vocals
Ringo Starr- drums

Is Ringo the best drummer in the world ?

Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles.

branie2

I've never done it

Rubberlegs

branie2 wrote: »

I've never done it

Me either. I prefer to send garbled texts after a few drinks

riffmongous

Took me 3 hours to spell tomorrow

Rubberlegs

riffmongous wrote: »

https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/attachment.php?attachmentid=486473&stc=1&d=1564174776

Took me 3 hours to spell tomorrow

Haha, meet your sister

ILoveYourVibes

Porklife wrote: »

Why the hell do we do it?!!!

Its just the drink.

Don't worry about it. He'll understand.

ILoveYourVibes

Rubberlegs wrote: »

Haha, meet your sister

I birthed both of you i can't spell for ****.