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Probable unique things that have only happened to you

  • 26-07-2019 12:25am
    #1
    Tikki Wang Wang
    Closed Accounts Posts: 332 ✭✭


    Being dry humped by a lesbian desperate for an orgasm


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  • #2
    jaxxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,230 ✭✭✭jaxxx


    Not that unique actually!



    Oh wait she's not lesbian, never mind, my bad!


  • #3
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »
    Being dry humped by a lesbian desperate for an orgasm

    My dog does that to my leg numerous times a day


  • #4
    jaxxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,230 ✭✭✭jaxxx


    Speaking of unique........................................................... Mr Original is back for what seems like the 100th reincarnation.


  • #5
    Darksoul
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 294 ✭✭Darksoul


    Fly a big kite in a field and the wind lifted me in air a few feet and I land in the only cow****e in the field.


  • #6
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »
    Being dry humped by a lesbian desperate for an orgasm

    I woke up to that at a house party once.


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  • #7
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Ran someone over, then another on board died, spat in the face by another, yada yada


  • #8
    Shoelaces
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 314 ✭✭Shoelaces


    Got circumcised at the age of 11


  • #9
    freshpopcorn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,222 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    :p
    Shoelaces wrote: »
    Got circumcised at the age of 11

    Ouch!


  • #10
    uch
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,020 ✭✭✭uch


    Shoelaces wrote: »
    Got circumcised at the age of 11

    I got Circumcised at 37, walked like John Wayne for 2 weeks

    21/25



  • #11
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    A black cab mounted a footpath where I was innocently minding my own business, drove over my foot, the cabbie got out and claimed he hadn't touched me even though it happened directly in front of a solicitors office where one of the solicitors was outside having a smoke, saw the whole thing unfold, and called the ambulance.

    It was also caught on CCTV.


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  • #12
    Tzardine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,885 ✭✭✭Tzardine


    I ate a tayto sandwich in a military prison in Iraq.


  • #13
    vriesmays
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,570 ✭✭✭vriesmays


    My second cousin got beat up outside his house by a mob because he has the same name and date of birth as me.


  • #14
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,433 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    This happened me today, I’d be surprised if it happened anyone else:

    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110800578&postcount=2019

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • #15
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    This happened me today, I’d be surprised if it happened anyone else:

    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110800578&postcount=2019



    I'm glad it wasn't a scorpion or a wasp or anything, but I really did not need to know that, Emmet.

    My dreams will be haunted. :(


  • #16
    Atoms for Peace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,888 ✭✭✭Atoms for Peace


    Tzardine wrote: »
    I ate a tayto sandwich in a military prison in Iraq.

    What were you in for?


  • #17
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,433 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Candie wrote: »
    I'm glad it wasn't a scorpion or a wasp or anything, but I really did not need to know that, Emmet.

    My dreams will be haunted. :(

    Mine too, C. Thanks for your concern.

    I don’t know if this is normal but the best way I can describe the “sensation”, as I was drawing it out, would be the sound of a violin playing a very high, and sharp, “note”.

    Definitely haunting.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • #18
    Tzardine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,885 ✭✭✭Tzardine


    Atoms for Peace wrote: »
    What were you in for?

    I was working there :)


  • #19
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    Mine too, C. Thanks for your concern.

    I don’t know if this is normal but the best way I can describe the “sensation”, as I was drawing it out, would be the sound of a violin playing a very high, and sharp, “note”.

    Definitely haunting.

    At that rate, if you had a cystoscopy you could probably muster up a reasonable version of The Four Seasons.


  • #20
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,419 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    I got zapped with a stun gun and was in a corridor when a Garda used his pepper spray getting the effect of it.


  • #21
    Edgware
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,874 ✭✭✭Edgware


    punisher5112 wrote: »
    My dog does that to my leg numerous times a day

    Stop arousing her so


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  • #22
    FluffyTowel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 406 ✭✭FluffyTowel


    I woke up once in the dark in a shipwreck about 30 metres under the sea.

    True story!


  • #23
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    FluffyTowel wrote: »
    I woke up once in the dark in a shipwreck about 30 metres under the sea.

    True story!

    Details, if you please.


  • #24
    FluffyTowel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 406 ✭✭FluffyTowel


    Candie wrote: »
    Details, if you please.

    I passed out when diving in the Zenobia wreck. Never happened before or since, but woke up bopping against some ceiling (actually, probably a wall as the whole ship is sideways).

    My buddy said later that I just swam ahead and he thought I was going to look at something, and then I was gone. I’ve no recollection of this at all.

    I just remember coming to and thinking “why is it so dark?” Copped on then and, weirdly, didn’t panic, but just switched my torch back on and tried to orientate myself and find people. I didn’t check my air though - that wouldn’t have helped at that point, and probably would have made me panic. :)

    Still love diving, but I respect the huge need for safety and the buddy system, and letting somebody know if you feel a bit weird. A number of divers have died in the Zenobia from similar experiences, except they actually did run out of air.


  • #25
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    FluffyTowel wrote: »
    I passed out when diving in the Zenobia wreck. [...] A number of divers have died in the Zenobia from similar experiences, except they actually did run out of air.

    Oh, scary enough. Being slow to panic probably saved your life.


  • #26
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    I regularly manage to fall up the stairs.


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