Online porn is damaging the environment.

JohnnyFlash

I was reading in the paper this morning that streaming online porn produces as much CO2 as the whole of Belgium. Researchers found that all online videos emit 300 tonnes of carbon each year, and a third of this comes from videos streamed on ‘one handed websites’.

Now I’d imagine that there are some real heavy users of such material in AH. Real experts in the art of onanism. As part of the green agenda is anyone willing to moderate, or indeed cease, their consumption of such material?

kneemos

Not to mention all that friction.

XsApollo

Nope

Lurching

Are you looking for some masterdebaters to discuss this with?

dxhound2005

It's no use us stopping if the Chinese are still at it.

branie2

I feel somewhat responsible for that as well

Del2005

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I was reading in the paper this morning that streaming online porn produces as much CO2 as the whole of Belgium. Researchers found that all online videos emit 300 tonnes of carbon each year, and a third of this comes from videos streamed on ‘one handed websites’.

Now I’d imagine that there are some real heavy users of such material in AH. Real experts in the art of onanism. As part of the green agenda is anyone willing to moderate, or indeed cease, their consumption of such material?

A Google search is equivalent to boiling a kettle. So how bad for the environment is your post saying something else is bad for the environment?

We should just ban the Internet and then the environment will be fine.

Phoebas

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I was reading in the paper this morning that streaming online porn produces as much CO2 as the whole of Belgium.

I'm seeing an obvious solution.

Dr Turk Turkelton

Phoebas wrote: »

I'm seeing an obvious solution.

Get rid of Belgium?

NeonWolf

Phoebas wrote: »

I'm seeing an obvious solution.

Only solution is to make Belgium smaller.

Mortelaro

kneemos wrote: »

Not to mention all that friction.

But if you could harness the friction,its clean energy
Plus the tissues are recyclable...

dxhound2005

Belgium is the cockpit of Europe.

s7ryf3925pivug

How amazing is Belgium only emitting less than 100 tonnes of carbon dioxide? That is less than a small housing estate here

JohnnyFlash

Colten Embarrassed Sound wrote: »

How amazing is Belgium only emitting 300 tonnes of carbon? That is less than a small village here

300 million tonnes. My bad.

s7ryf3925pivug

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

300 million tonnes. My bad.

oh I though belgium had solved global warming and were just sitting there waiting for someone to notice. This is much less interesting.

JohnnyFlash

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

300 million tonnes. My bad.

Just short of the tonnage of scutter you've deposited here.

Atoms for Peace

dxhound2005 wrote: »

It's no use us stopping if the Chinese are still at it.

The Chinese like to wave little red books around rather than their willy's.

Ush1

Perhaps some kind of jizz deposit system that could be used to power pornhub?

Mehaffey1

A sticky issue of sticky tissues this is

dxhound2005

Women should contribute to the solution as well.

FunLover18

How does streaming online porn emit more than streaming any other kind of video?

s7ryf3925pivug

FunLover18 wrote: »

How does streaming online porn emit more than streaming any other kind of video?

additional testicular emissions

Pauliedragon

Fanny farts during coitus must be bad too for emissions. Has a study ever been done to measure the effects of those? Maybe we need a fanny fart tax. 50c per release of said emissions sounds fair.

Potential-Monke

Get one of those thingymayokeys that creates electricity with movement, attach to your wrist, create energy at the same time. Pretty sure I could power my local village alone.

JohnnyFlash

Ush1 wrote: »

Perhaps some kind of jizz deposit system that could be used to power pornhub?

Or users of the site have to offset their carbon credits before they start a session of trying to pull the flute off themselves.

Mister Vain

Potential-Monke wrote: »

Get one of those thingymayokeys that creates electricity with movement, attach to your wrist, create energy at the same time. Pretty sure I could power my local village alone.

https://www.dailydot.com/irl/pornhub-masturbation-tracking-wearable-why/

FunLover18

FunLover18 wrote: »

How does streaming online porn emit more than streaming any other kind of video?

#savethetrees