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Killer whales declare war on Japan.

  • 12-07-2019 7:30pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,046 ✭✭✭✭


    It seems while carrying out whaling operations in the southern ocean. The crew on-board the Mv Nisshin Maru whaling vessel detected a gas leak and jumped overboard into the water before deploying the lifeboats.
    A pod of killer whales probably maybe ones the ship were after, seized the chance and ate 16 crew members. Sympathies to the families and all that but it's more than likely the whales knew exactly what was happening with that vessel and that humans were on-board and seized their chance for retribution.

    The trouble is that this vessel will now be turning whales that get away into man killers.

    Full article here...

    https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/japanese-whaling-crew-eaten-alive-by-killer-whales-16-dead/


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,292 ✭✭✭Ubbquittious


    Bout time they turned the tables


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,143 ✭✭✭Auguste Comte


    Karma.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭Tilikum17


    Not read the article yet, but of its true it would be the first time killer whales attacked a human in the wild.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Whaler cnuts.
    I hope they were delicious (if you're an Orca)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,731 ✭✭✭jam_mac_jam


    Not as stupid as they look.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 991 ✭✭✭TuringBot47


    Karma.

    No, Orca.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 729 ✭✭✭spectre


    It's a satirical website.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 58 ✭✭Cyclical Apocalypse


    It seems while carrying out whaling operations in the southern ocean. The crew on-board the Mv Nisshin Maru whaling vessel detected a gas leak and jumped overboard into the water before deploying the lifeboats.
    A pod of killer whales probably maybe ones the ship were after, seized the chance and ate 16 crew members. Sympathies to the families and all that but it's more than likely the whales knew exactly what was happening with that vessel and that humans were on-board and seized their chance for retribution.

    The trouble is that this vessel will now be turning whales that get away into man killers.

    Full article here...

    https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/japanese-whaling-crew-eaten-alive-by-killer-whales-16-dead/

    The story seems kind of fishy perhaps what really happened was leaking gas poisoned and killed the 16 crew, and the Japanese are trying to cover it up by blaming it on the whales.

    If it is true, then this is the first reported case of wild killer whales targeting and eating humans.

    Edit: Fair play, OP ha ha.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,018 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    This is why we must all support the Japanese in their noble endeavour to eradicate a serious threat to humanity.

    We see again the folly of sending the Irish fleet to Rockall when it should be patrolling the Southern Ocean. The Daily News informs us this was all a plot to stir up war between Ireland and Scotland to tie up our naval resources.

    It's them or us. I hear whale makes nice sushi too.

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,948 ✭✭✭Bogwoppit


    It seems while carrying out whaling operations in the southern ocean. The crew on-board the Mv Nisshin Maru whaling vessel detected a gas leak and jumped overboard into the water before deploying the lifeboats.
    A pod of killer whales probably maybe ones the ship were after, seized the chance and ate 16 crew members. Sympathies to the families and all that but it's more than likely the whales knew exactly what was happening with that vessel and that humans were on-board and seized their chance for retribution.

    The trouble is that this vessel will now be turning whales that get away into man killers.

    Full article here...

    https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/japanese-whaling-crew-eaten-alive-by-killer-whales-16-dead/


    Did you actually look at the page OP? “World News Daily Where facts don’t matter”


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭Tilikum17


    Has to be bull****


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 6,309 Mod ✭✭✭✭mzungu


    It seems while carrying out whaling operations in the southern ocean. The crew on-board the Mv Nisshin Maru whaling vessel detected a gas leak and jumped overboard into the water before deploying the lifeboats.
    A pod of killer whales probably maybe ones the ship were after, seized the chance and ate 16 crew members. Sympathies to the families and all that but it's more than likely the whales knew exactly what was happening with that vessel and that humans were on-board and seized their chance for retribution.

    The trouble is that this vessel will now be turning whales that get away into man killers.

    Full article here...

    https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/japanese-whaling-crew-eaten-alive-by-killer-whales-16-dead/

    Spoof news site.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,301 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    Whales 16 - Japan 0

    Could be a handy predictor for the Rugby World Cup!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    banie01 wrote: »
    Whales 16 - Japan 0

    Could be a handy predictor for the Rugby World Cup!!

    I hope they dont get the pumas


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,018 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    mzungu wrote: »
    Spoof news site.

    Sssh. You're ruining it!

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,786 ✭✭✭wakka12


    Wow is this definitely a true story? As far as Im aware there has never been a documented case of a killer whale attacking a human in the wild before. So this would be an extraordinary event

    I see its a spoof news website. What is the point of this story? Its not even funny at all :/


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,501 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    Wow that's crazy.

    This is the first time in recorded history that Orcas have killed humans in the wild. All other human deaths were when orcas were in captivity.

    And to think the first incident resulted in 16 deaths.

    Edit: just noticed it's a fake news site.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,301 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    I hope they dont get the pumas

    I'd be more worried about us getting them based on previous RWC results :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,046 ✭✭✭✭Say my name


    And the Prince of Whales declined to comment on the atrocities. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 32,688 ✭✭✭✭ytpe2r5bxkn0c1


    Wow that's crazy.

    This is the first time in recorded history that Orcas have killed humans in the wild. All other human deaths were when orcas were in captivity.

    And to think the first incident resulted in 16 deaths.

    It never happened!!!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,018 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    It never happened!!!

    Yes that's what they want you to think.
    All those ships going down in the ocean mysteriously... open your eyes.

    They've bribed up with krill haven't they~?

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,028 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    There is no folly of the beast of the earth which is not infinitely outdone by the madness of man


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,819 ✭✭✭✭Thelonious Monk


    I wonder why whales get so much attention while supertrawlers the size of container ships continue to wreck entire ecosystems that whales may depend on


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 991 ✭✭✭TuringBot47


    Sharknado was based on a true story too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,018 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    I wonder why whales get so much attention while supertrawlers the size of container ships continue to wreck entire ecosystems that whales may depend on

    In a general sense you are correct of course, but in the context of this thread I label you not a team player.

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,888 ✭✭✭Atoms for Peace


    The Japanese will obviously have to build a giant bipedal robot or Godzilla to fight the whales.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,966 ✭✭✭gifted


    Sea shepherds are up in arms...no whale wars this year.....hanging around now with nothing to do...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,316 ✭✭✭✭the_syco




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 34,018 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    the_syco wrote: »
    From the same site;

    Fake news planted by whale stooges to discredit the World News Daily Report.

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,036 ✭✭✭greenfield21


    Does anybody else miss whale wars on Discovery channel.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Does anybody else miss whale wars on Discovery channel.

    Only to see what stupid sh1t they'd do. Dont know how people tookem seriously. Saw someone wearing a sea shepherd shirt recently.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,282 ✭✭✭PsychoPete


    There was actually 17 crew members, the 17th was an orca in human disguise. He caused the gas leak. It was all a planned attack by the orcas


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 35 nuyil simp


    whale oil beef hooked if they develop opposable thumbs...

    theonion. com/dolphins-evolve-opposable-thumbs-1819565718


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 13,105 Mod ✭✭✭✭JupiterKid


    Poor Japanese whalers who were mercilessly devoured alive shrieking in the cold choppy seas by those bloodthirsty Orcas. Well, they were sort of asking for it, weren’t they?

    I for one welcome our new Orca overlords...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,324 ✭✭✭Tilikum17


    Only to see what stupid sh1t they'd do. Dont know how people tookem seriously. Saw someone wearing a sea shepherd shirt recently.

    Sea shepherd do a lot more than what’s on that ****e tv show. One ship in particular spends day after day pulling up dumped fishing nets. They do a ton of amazing work for ocean wildlife.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=afWv-S1xPr8


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,888 ✭✭✭Atoms for Peace


    Richard Harris was killed by a wild orca once.


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