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Fair Weather Friend deliberately FECKS UP your conversation with them

  • 12-07-2019 5:09pm
    #1
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭


    So yourself and one of your fair weather buddies are talking about carpentry say. I am not a carpenter at all, and never did any carpentry with wood or joists etc.
    Your friend then says "Are you a carpenter ?"

    How to react?

    Fair Weather Friend deliberately FECKS UP your conversation with them 4 votes

    Carry on chatting as if nothing happened
    75% 3 votes
    Tell them that was an unusual question, answer it, carry on
    25% 1 vote
    Tell them where to go. Leave
    0% 0 votes
    Beat the cr@p out of them in a rage.
    0% 0 votes


Comments

  • #2
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,211 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    I would say, ' Fair nuff, you have a point'. ?


  • #3
    hynesie08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,158 ✭✭✭✭hynesie08


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    So yourself and one of your fair weather buddies are talking about carpentry say. I am not a carpenter at all, and never did any carpentry with wood or joists etc.
    Your friend then says "Are you a carpenter ?"

    How to react?

    Male friend- "no, but I feel like one around you, you ****ing plank"

    Female friend--"no, but we can play pretend and I can nail you against the wall"


  • #4
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Forgot about 'Lets Pretend' game!


  • #5
    Birneybau
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,397 ✭✭✭✭Birneybau


    And it was found there was a further bottom to be discovered


  • #6
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,660 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Good day for it anyway.


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  • #7
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,426 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    So yourself and one of your fair weather buddies are talking about carpentry say. I am not a carpenter at all, and never did any carpentry with wood or joists etc.
    Your friend then says "Are you a carpenter ?"

    How to react?

    I'd probably fart or maybe look out the window.


  • #8
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    So yourself and one of your fair weather buddies are talking about carpentry say. I am not a carpenter at all, and never did any carpentry with wood or joists etc.
    Your friend then says "Are you a carpenter ?"

    How to react?

    Ah, I love a good anti-joke


  • #9
    Bobblehats
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    So what do you want me to do about it?


  • #10
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,776 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Deleted User wrote: »
    So yourself and one of your fair weather buddies are talking about carpentry say. I am not a carpenter at all, and never did any carpentry with wood or joists etc.
    Your friend then says "Are you a carpenter ?"

    How to react?

    Why would be talking about carpentry...? :confused:

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #11
    is_that_so
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,136 ✭✭✭✭is_that_so


    If I were a carpenter
    And you were a lady
    Would you marry me anyway?
    Would you have my baby? :p


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