Census time capsule, your message from beyond the grave?

Tabnabs

For the first time, the census form will also include a Time Capsule. This will allow members of the public to write a voluntary and confidential message of their choice, which will be securely stored for 100 years.

https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/revealed-the-eight-new-questions-added-to-census-2021-and-the-new-time-capsule-feature-38299361.html

What message will you leave your descendent, friends or enemies 100 years from now?

Ten of Swords

I LEFT THE IMMERSION ON!

El Weirdo

"Stick it up in your hole"

Bigbagofcans

"Don't let social media take over your lives"

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

"What a load of twaddle!"

JeffKenna

I knew global warming never existed mmmhahahahaha

Bigbagofcans

"I woz ere"

"There's no afterlife. Screw religion."

Jupiter Mulligan

Tabnabs wrote: »

https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/revealed-the-eight-new-questions-added-to-census-2021-and-the-new-time-capsule-feature-38299361.html

What message will you leave your descendent, friends or enemies 100 years from now?

Hi Guys, I presume that Allahu akbar is the standard greeting these days? Sorry 'bout that but I did my best. Le gach dea-ghuí, Jupiter.

Jupiter Mulligan

Jupiter Mulligan wrote: »

Hi Guys, I presume that Allahu akbar is the standard greeting these days? Sorry 'bout that but I did my best. Le gach dea-ghuí, Jupiter.

"I faithfully swallowed the Infowars doctrine"

Cina

"Turns out Waterworld was a pretty accurate film, all in all."

Fracture

"Dig me up, I'm still alive down here"

FFred

I told you I was ill.

(Spike Milligan)

Bobblehats

Purple Mountain

Blessed be the fruit.

branie2

Who won the All-Ireland hurling final in your year?

gozunda

"No comment ..."

" If you think the government could keep a confidential message securely stored for 100 years - then you are an eejit"

storker

"Has the UK left the EU yet?"

gozunda

[Deleted User] wrote: »

"I secretly admired 'Meat is Murder' by the Smiths"

"Berties_Horse is a troll? Lol"

Bob Harris

Up Tipp.

theguzman

I'll include the secret location of a proper time capsule.

RhubarbCrumble

"The iodine tablets are in the back of the press. I know they went out of date in 2005 but sure no harm in giving them a go anyway"

Edgware

"Unidentified item in the bagging area"

Randle P. McMurphy

Soylent Green is people!

nacho libre

Spike's message was the best!

StinkyMunkey

"Never stick your dick in crazy"

4068ac1elhodqr

This is John Connor, beware ye of thy Skynet.

Skynet is a {fictional?} neural omnipresent. 5G network-based. conscious group mind. and artificial general intelligence system.

SEPT 23 1989

I will write down some GPS coordinates and then a few euro symbols

johnnyryan89

'A good tapper should always have a lighter'

blinding

I knew Ye’d Fook it Up !

Badly Drunk Boy

I won't have any direct descendants, or any friends or enemies still alive so I'm grand. It's not as if I say much these days anyway, so why would I want to when I'm dead?

branie2 wrote: »

Who won the All-Ireland hurling final in your year?

Or "Have Mayo won the All-Ireland yet?".

topper75

Cina wrote: »

"Turns out Waterworld was a pretty accurate film, all in all."

Glaring lack of plastic in the water. Maybe there will be a re-boot edition in 2119 with CGI rubbish layer added to surface of water.

Capt'n Midnight

Hello'); DROP TABLE Capsule;--

nuyil simp

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of 2119:

Wear sunscreen.

Your Face

Hulk Rules

jay1988

Up the dubs for 105 in a row.

Stevieluvsye

Poor Liverpool fans still agreeing

“This will be our year”